post the most pretentious sentences you've ever read

[Bob]

ok technically this is multiple sentences, but FUCK

It was truly delightful to hear the discourse of the gentleman from Massachusetts, perspicacious, omniscient. It is rare that tediological inquiries occur in this body. And for that reason, it is rare to hear such felicitous language used in discourse on the floor, especially important on this aftermath, the day after the 444th celebration of the birth of Shakespeare. I thank the gentleman for his distinguished presentation.

[Dorothy Wood]

bob, you could've approached me via pm about that. you didn't have to post it for everyone to make fun of. you're so passive aggressive.

[rirv]

I try to cut out the carbohydrates, though that’s a little difficult if I’m served the sweet that New York chef Daniel Boulud created for me, called “La Diva Renee”. It’s pretty outrageous, full of champagne truffles and cream and topped by a sliver of chocolate on which a page from the score of Der Rozenkavalier has been printed.

[paul jones]

There was nothing you could have done, Luke, had you been there. You'd have been killed too, and the droids would now be in the hands of the Empire

[MC Moot]

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth...

[Adam]

"Well, you know what they say in Alaska..."