What are your feelings on being naked around pets?

[funk63]

Has the thought never crossed your mind, are you just like fuck it its a beast it doesnt even know what its looking at. Do you feel awkward about it? Most the time I dont care but the other day I was getting ready to take a shower and my dog was in there for some reason and it kept looking at me naked then turning away real quick. I just got the impression it was side glancing my piece.

[Rock]

I can understand being nekkid if i was changing in front of pets. They don't know whats going on, unless you are just sitting there with your jonx swinging around for a long period of time, then I'm sure they will be like "whoa...whats up with the glorified skin tag?".

What I don't understand is the people that have sex in front of their pets. Thats just weird to me. Not like they are putting on a show for the pet, but the people who have a dog or cat in the room and they decide to get it on. I wouldn't be able to concentrate on the task at hand in fear of being jumped on. Then again maybe the distraction will make me last longer than 2 minutes.

[kaiser soze]

my cats used to visit me while I was taking a dump...I didn't really appreciate them rubbing my legs and getting fur into my boxers.

now I wasn't as rude...I would let them be whilst they shat

one of my cats would jump up on the edge of the shower and stand on the other side of the curtain while I showered, seriously give a man some privacy!

[rirv]

Absolute true story.

One of my rowing coaches at university was an old guy, recently turned 70. We'll call him Mr. Sussudio*. He used to be a vet with his own practice in West London during the 70s and 80s and many of his clients were very rich housewives with lots of money, time and expensive pets. Being a bit of a cad Mr Sussudio occasionally dabbled in extra-marital affairs with his clients and on one occasion, whilst shagging a yummy mummy over his examination table, the lady's dog proceeded to lick Mr Sussudio's ballsack.

He described it as an awesome sensation.

This is the same fellow whose most shameful moment (extracted from him after many, many drinks) was waking up with a wine bottle up his arse and to this day not knowing the full story behind its insertion.

*Names changed to protect identities.

[beastieangel01]

hahaha omg^

um, I have nothing to add other than I don't care about being nude around pets, unless they start thinking that my body parts are toys in which case NO.

[MC Moot]

Funny subject…our cat always seems to look at me with disdain when I disrobe,seriously,like she’s thinking put your fur back on mister…but with my girl the cat will sit on the edge of the bed and purr away while she changes or picks out an outfit or when she runs and has a bath…like she’s helping her with wardrobe choices and grooming in general…must be a female thing… after we had sex the very first time, the cat broke in,stuck her nose up in the air,sniffed,looked at us both one at a time in the most disapproving manner you’ve ever seen!…hilarious almost as if to say “Oh great…I hope you 2 realize, now there will be kittens”…

[AceFace]

um, I have nothing to add other than I don't care about being nude around pets, unless they start thinking that my body parts are toys in which case NO.

same here. my animals are VERY used to me being naked.

[funk63]

uhh gyawd

[Dharma]

My dogs see me naked everyday ...they cuddle and sleep in my bathroom on the mat while I shower, and hang out in my closet while I get dressed.

They've also watched me have sex.

[funk63]

uhh gyawd

[Dharma]

One time ....one of my dogs jumped on the bed while I was having sex with some random guy and he licked his butt and the guy jumped like 5 feet ....

Stories to tell my grandchildren.

[Freebasser]

I saved my file and walked over to my bed, there must have been two dozen
people on my contact list who were online but none of them ever talked to
me, it'd have been nice but it wasn't going to happen. I slumped into my
bed, it was only 10pm but depression had caused me to feel much more tired
than I was. I sulked into my pillow and sighed, that seemed to wake Rufus
up and he looked at me. Rufus is Border collie and the most beautiful dog I
have ever seen, he's understanding for a dog and apart from house training
has never disappointed me. He got onto the bed and made that whining noise
whenever something was wrong. I rubbed his head between his ears and he
licked my face and nose, causing me to laugh. My nose is my special spot
and Rufus seemed to know that. He licked it again and just stared at me,
his right front paw on my chest. I don't know why and still don't but I
kissed him on the lips and he licked me more, his tongue searching. I
willingly accepted, and my tongue joined his. I hugged him then and
whispered into his ear how much I loved him, it struck me then how lonely I
was, I hadn't had a good loving partner in almost a year and here was
Rufus, my best friend... Humping my belly?! I stopped hugging him and
laughed, he seemed to be smiling as well, panting slightly.

"Not one for romantic mush eh Ruuf?"

He just lowered his head, sniffing the bed and looked up again. My eyesight
was drawn immediately to his sheath; his pink cock was starting to stick
out. Lying down as I was, contrasting against his black and white fur his
cock wasn't hard to spot. I moved my foot up to touch it, and he started to
hump, more of his cock was showing with each thrust. Then I got his cock
in-between my big toe and the one right next to it (Is there a name for
them?) and he started to hump faster, his cock rapidly swelling up. I
should mention now that I never got Rufus fixed, I wouldn't want it done to
me, so I'm certainly not going to have it done to my friend. He kept on
doing this for a while, and I just watched mesmerised as his cock rapidly
moving, slicked up by his copious amounts of precum. I sat up, my own dick
making a dent in my boxers. I took Rufus's cock into my hand and was amazed
how hot it was. He was quite happy to hump my hand until he spotted the wet
patch on my boxers, and he licked at the precum there, and seemed to really
like the taste. He stopped humping my hand so I used the distraction to
take my boxers off, my dick sprung back up and he went to it, short little
licks with his rough tongue. This was really turning me on but Rufus just
seemed interested in my precum, eventually I had to push him away as my
cockhead was getting oversensitive. As I pushed his head down he seemed to
dive between my bum and started licking. He was going to rim me! I didn't
hesitate and spread my legs, my heart beating wildly; I've wanted this for
so long. My anticipation was cut short as his tongue touched my bared
arsehole, hot rough texture upon sensitive puckered flesh causing me to
moan out in pleasure. I may live by myself, but I've always been quite
during sex. However this was so exciting and so pleasurable I couldn't help
but moan in response. Rufus if anything seemed encouraged by this and
licked deeper, driving his snout up in-between my cheeks. It felt so good,
but then I saw his cock, I knew what had to be done; at least what I
thought had to be done. I rolled over and he continued lapping at my
pucker, never ceasing until I got up on all fours and he got the idea
almost instantly. He jumped up onto my back and started humping, I winced
his front paws clawing my back. It was nothing compared to the feeling of
what happened next. His cock found its target and it felt like a red hot
poker was trying to shove its way into me. He buried it in with one thrust
and I did scream a lot and swore enough to make an old sailor blush. He
didn't stop, didn't wait for me to adjust, just fucked me hard and fast,
his hot precum felt like piss; there was so much of it. I could hear him
panting, his tongue resting upon my back, hot doggy drool covering my
neck. It just made everything hotter, the pain rapidly fading into
pleasure. I can say now nothing compares to the feeling of hot dog cock,
nor the speed and relentless power. On and on his cock drove into me,
grinding against my prostate, his paws reaching back and rubbing against my
cock. Then it happened. Like all dogs, Rufus had a knot. I didn't get a
chance to see it but it felt like a fist was pushing against my
sphincter. I tried to resist but there was no way I could have held out. I
was his bitch and I was going to get tied. I've read enough dog stories to
know about knots, and instead of panicking I just... opened up? I defiantly
relaxed and just accepted it. And in hindsight I'm glad I did to, his knot
entered into me and I was expecting pain. There wasn't pain, he fucked me
even faster, short little thrusts. And then he came, I thought he was
pissing into me! Oh my god, I never knew anything could cum that much, and
then his knot expanded, then I felt pain. I felt like I was going to
explode, his cock and knot swelled to huge proportions and I damn near
passed out from the pain. But slowly I adjusted to it, and the pain got
less and less, and the feeling was indescribable. It was soo fucking
hot. Eventually his knot slipped out and he jumped at the opportunity to
lick me clean, getting all the cum from my spent arse. I got onto my side,
and saw him lick his cock.

"You liked that boy?"

He got near my face and sniffled, giving me a lick. I told him how much of
a good boy he was, kissing him and loving him. And then I slept.

[funk63]

that was hot

[spacemac9000]

I saved my file and walked over to my bed, there must have been two dozen
people on my contact list who were online but none of them ever talked to
me, it'd have been nice but it wasn't going to happen. I slumped into my
bed, it was only 10pm but depression had caused me to feel much more tired
than I was. I sulked into my pillow and sighed, that seemed to wake Rufus
up and he looked at me. Rufus is Border collie and the most beautiful dog I
have ever seen, he's understanding for a dog and apart from house training
has never disappointed me. He got onto the bed and made that whining noise
whenever something was wrong. I rubbed his head between his ears and he
licked my face and nose, causing me to laugh. My nose is my special spot
and Rufus seemed to know that. He licked it again and just stared at me,
his right front paw on my chest. I don't know why and still don't but I
kissed him on the lips and he licked me more, his tongue searching. I
willingly accepted, and my tongue joined his. I hugged him then and
whispered into his ear how much I loved him, it struck me then how lonely I
was, I hadn't had a good loving partner in almost a year and here was
Rufus, my best friend... Humping my belly?! I stopped hugging him and
laughed, he seemed to be smiling as well, panting slightly.

"Not one for romantic mush eh Ruuf?"

He just lowered his head, sniffing the bed and looked up again. My eyesight
was drawn immediately to his sheath; his pink cock was starting to stick
out. Lying down as I was, contrasting against his black and white fur his
cock wasn't hard to spot. I moved my foot up to touch it, and he started to
hump, more of his cock was showing with each thrust. Then I got his cock
in-between my big toe and the one right next to it (Is there a name for
them?) and he started to hump faster, his cock rapidly swelling up. I
should mention now that I never got Rufus fixed, I wouldn't want it done to
me, so I'm certainly not going to have it done to my friend. He kept on
doing this for a while, and I just watched mesmerised as his cock rapidly
moving, slicked up by his copious amounts of precum. I sat up, my own dick
making a dent in my boxers. I took Rufus's cock into my hand and was amazed
how hot it was. He was quite happy to hump my hand until he spotted the wet
patch on my boxers, and he licked at the precum there, and seemed to really
like the taste. He stopped humping my hand so I used the distraction to
take my boxers off, my dick sprung back up and he went to it, short little
licks with his rough tongue. This was really turning me on but Rufus just
seemed interested in my precum, eventually I had to push him away as my
cockhead was getting oversensitive. As I pushed his head down he seemed to
dive between my bum and started licking. He was going to rim me! I didn't
hesitate and spread my legs, my heart beating wildly; I've wanted this for
so long. My anticipation was cut short as his tongue touched my bared
arsehole, hot rough texture upon sensitive puckered flesh causing me to
moan out in pleasure. I may live by myself, but I've always been quite
during sex. However this was so exciting and so pleasurable I couldn't help
but moan in response. Rufus if anything seemed encouraged by this and
licked deeper, driving his snout up in-between my cheeks. It felt so good,
but then I saw his cock, I knew what had to be done; at least what I
thought had to be done. I rolled over and he continued lapping at my
pucker, never ceasing until I got up on all fours and he got the idea
almost instantly. He jumped up onto my back and started humping, I winced
his front paws clawing my back. It was nothing compared to the feeling of
what happened next. His cock found its target and it felt like a red hot
poker was trying to shove its way into me. He buried it in with one thrust
and I did scream a lot and swore enough to make an old sailor blush. He
didn't stop, didn't wait for me to adjust, just fucked me hard and fast,
his hot precum felt like piss; there was so much of it. I could hear him
panting, his tongue resting upon my back, hot doggy drool covering my
neck. It just made everything hotter, the pain rapidly fading into
pleasure. I can say now nothing compares to the feeling of hot dog cock,
nor the speed and relentless power. On and on his cock drove into me,
grinding against my prostate, his paws reaching back and rubbing against my
cock. Then it happened. Like all dogs, Rufus had a knot. I didn't get a
chance to see it but it felt like a fist was pushing against my
sphincter. I tried to resist but there was no way I could have held out. I
was his bitch and I was going to get tied. I've read enough dog stories to
know about knots, and instead of panicking I just... opened up? I defiantly
relaxed and just accepted it. And in hindsight I'm glad I did to, his knot
entered into me and I was expecting pain. There wasn't pain, he fucked me
even faster, short little thrusts. And then he came, I thought he was
pissing into me! Oh my god, I never knew anything could cum that much, and
then his knot expanded, then I felt pain. I felt like I was going to
explode, his cock and knot swelled to huge proportions and I damn near
passed out from the pain. But slowly I adjusted to it, and the pain got
less and less, and the feeling was indescribable. It was soo fucking
hot. Eventually his knot slipped out and he jumped at the opportunity to
lick me clean, getting all the cum from my spent arse. I got onto my side,
and saw him lick his cock.

"You liked that boy?"

He got near my face and sniffled, giving me a lick. I told him how much of
a good boy he was, kissing him and loving him. And then I slept.

UM... IM SORRY TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU...IM SURE YOU WILL BE QUITE EMBARRASSED...BUT IT'S AN HONEST MISTAKE....THIS IS "THE BEASTIE BOYS MESSAGE BOARD" NOT "THE BEASTIALITY MESSAGE BOARD". SEE YOU ARE IN THE WRONG PLACE. IT'S OKAY. TAKE CARE. GOOD LUCK. BEST WISHES. BYE NOW.

[funk63]

oh fuck. guess im out too.

[Randetica]

freebie posted this one before but last time with bbmber names i think, im pretty sure i masturbated to it

[spacemac9000]

freebie posted this one before but last time with bbmber names i think, im pretty sure i masturbated to it

thats HOT

[Matt]

Thanks Freeb. I got a nut.(y)

[Dharma]

freebie posted this one before but last time with bbmber names i think, im pretty sure i masturbated to it

Haaaaaa ....I remember, it was genius.

[spacemac9000]

Haaaaaa ....I remember, it was genius.

I miss all the good stuff.

:(