PDA

View Full Version : Tarvuism

Matt
10-10-2008, 08:52 PM
It's so EASY to join! (http://www.tarvu.com/)
Adam
10-10-2008, 11:22 PM
It is worth pointing out, that whilst most Tarvuists sincerely believe that Tarvu swam for 9 years in the oceans, some Tarvuist writers and thinkers, and theologians - most notably Margaret-Lionel Lenny - believe that Tarvu's swim (and subsequent swims) should be taken metaphorically.

Glad they pointed that out. I was beginning to think that a flying egg man from another universe who was raised by a octopus was a bit far fetched. I'm glad they leave a little room for sane arguments
kaiser soze
10-10-2008, 11:41 PM
Hebbo!
Matt
10-10-2008, 11:58 PM
Tarvuists believe:

* Tarvu is our Lord God
* There are two universes
* The Tarvunty is the Holy Book
* We should all "be nice"
* Men and women are equal (to each other)
* Tarvu's Prayer should be said every day
* Octopuses are holy creatures
* Everyone has an invisible guardian from Universe A.

Praise Tarvu
funk63
10-11-2008, 12:59 AM
Im so in.
Matt
10-11-2008, 01:00 AM
It's so easy to join.

Praise Tarvu.
Adam
10-11-2008, 01:35 AM
I'm in - I've said the prayer and now I've 'joined'. Well I have just got up but gonna go back to bed in a minute so I'll say it then to.

Have you seen the forum? Not sure if this is serious (http://www.tarvu.com/cgi-bin/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1223665885)?
Adam
10-11-2008, 01:40 AM
Ok, I've read mor threads - I'm pretty sure the forum has already been hi-jacked by another board no doubt.
Matt
10-11-2008, 02:19 AM
Heathens. Must be nice to them, though.

Praise Tarvu