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How Gangsta am I??
I dated some girl that I met via myspace. I got her pregnant. After a fight and a few weeks stewing, we started to speak again. I promised her that if she got an abortion, in a month or 2 we'd get an apartment and eventually get married. She agreed.
I took her to get the abortion, dropped her off home promising to pick her up in a couple hours to go to dinner, and promptly never spoke to her again. Gangsta.
Update: I was in a meeting for work late last year and my phone kept ringing, I was receiving calls and text messages. She was on the front of the newspaper with the headline "Sayville Man Kills Cats." About the same time she stopped attempting contact with me, she met some other dude I went to high school with. They moved in together after dating for a few months and he killed her cats when she was at work. There was no picture of the boyfriend, only her and many people thought it was me.
It was hilarious and ironic: she did all the killing in her previous relationship....
Kid Presentable
10-13-2008, 10:00 AM
As gangsta as farting while having a wank and stopping a minute to smell it
as gansta as mc hammers gansta comeback.
Randetica
10-13-2008, 02:18 PM
so instead of cats you only got a baby killed, congrats
cookiepuss
10-13-2008, 03:21 PM
How Gangsta am I??
I dated some girl that I met via myspace. I got her pregnant. After a fight and a few weeks stewing, we started to speak again. I promised her that if she got an abortion, in a month or 2 we'd get an apartment and eventually get married. She agreed.
I took her to get the abortion, dropped her off home promising to pick her up in a couple hours to go to dinner, and promptly never spoke to her again.
uh none of this makes you gangsta. it just makes you a huge ASSHOLE.:rolleyes:
I would fucking punch you in the nuts right now if I could.
Randetica
10-13-2008, 03:25 PM
abort his nuts!
successful troll.
what a dick.
Freebasser
10-13-2008, 03:55 PM
This "internet-hardman" shtick is getting old now. I thought only 12 year olds with anger management issues used the internet to go on about how much pussy they (don't) get.
Fucking diabolical.
Guy Incognito
10-13-2008, 04:18 PM
How Gangsta am I??
I dated some girl that I met via myspace. I got her pregnant. After a fight and a few weeks stewing, we started to speak again. I promised her that if she got an abortion, in a month or 2 we'd get an apartment and eventually get married. She agreed.
I took her to get the abortion, dropped her off home promising to pick her up in a couple hours to go to dinner, and promptly never spoke to her again. Gangsta.
Update: I was in a meeting for work late last year and my phone kept ringing, I was receiving calls and text messages. She was on the front of the newspaper with the headline "Sayville Man Kills Cats." About the same time she stopped attempting contact with me, she met some other dude I went to high school with. They moved in together after dating for a few months and he killed her cats when she was at work. There was no picture of the boyfriend, only her and many people thought it was me.
It was hilarious and ironic: she did all the killing in her previous relationship....
i thought you were a girl, anyway, i know your game and its not big and its not clever.(n)
Oh and you forgot EchewGangsta as a poll option
Killing a fetus is wrong!
Waiting until that fetus is full grown up and giving it the death sentence after it kills people is a-okay though.
funk63
10-13-2008, 06:03 PM
Did you really do that?
Oh and you forgot EchewGangsta as a poll option
No one is that gangsta.
a.k.a me
10-13-2008, 10:26 PM
Taking anyone to dinner isn't gangsta. You lose.r.
Word. You get the chick to give you money to buy dinner, then you drop her off at the abortion clinic. :cool:
a.k.a me
10-13-2008, 10:40 PM
Exactly. Why waste money on a w0man.
damn kids are so clueless these days.
Lex Diamonds
10-14-2008, 05:17 AM
This "internet-hardman" shtick is getting old now. I thought only 12 year olds with anger management issues used the internet to go on about how much pussy they (don't) get.
And well hung charmers from London called Paddy who were born in Manchester but are living in Bristol. (y)
Did you really do that?
(lb)
Absolutely.
I generally do not believe in abortion, only in the cases of 1) Rape/Incest 2) If I get some booty call pregnant.
Some times you gotsta do what you gotsta do.....
Lex Diamonds
10-14-2008, 07:09 AM
You did the right thing. But next time remember, always give a fake name and number. (y)
You did the right thing. But next time remember, always give a fake name and number. (y)
Yeah. My prolem is that I can't give up a free lunch. If it's there, i'll fuck it. Cunt cost me $500.00 USD.
Also, just thought I'd point out that you did the whole a favour by not spreading your genes. Pat on the back for that (y)
Randetica
10-14-2008, 07:52 AM
next step is to get castrated
and why would anyone brag about being a total low life? :confused:
taquitos
10-14-2008, 07:58 AM
because they are trolling a messageboard perhaps?
checkyourprez
10-14-2008, 10:28 AM
im not gonna lie, that was a good hoodwinking you pulled off.
funk63
10-14-2008, 11:45 AM
(lb)
Absolutely.
I generally do not believe in abortion, only in the cases of 1) Rape/Incest 2) If I get some booty call pregnant.
Some times you gotsta do what you gotsta do.....
well theres nothing gangsta about it friend. Im not one to judge but you sicken me cuz. If I was her brother Id fuck you up.
well theres nothing gangsta about it friend. Im not one to judge but you sicken me cuz. If I was her brother Id fuck you up.
He must have been overimpressed with my gangstaness....
The cat thing was the icing on the cake, it was fucking HUGE. If must have been a slow news week 'cause the shit was all over the fucking news. She would start to cry when she was indepthly talking about the cats and shit and my friends and I would fucking roll on the ground laughing our balls/vaginias off.
funk63
10-14-2008, 11:52 AM
He must have been overimpressed with my gangstaness....
The cat thing was the icing on the cake, it was fucking HUGE. If must have been a slow news week 'cause the shit was all over the fucking news. She would start to cry when she was indepthly talking about the cats and shit and my friends and I would fucking roll on the ground laughing our balls/vaginias off.
You must be one of them sociopaths am I right?
checkyourprez
10-14-2008, 11:56 AM
You must be one of them sociopaths am I right?
no no no, some other dude killed the cats. thats sociopath behavior.
funk63
10-14-2008, 12:00 PM
no no no, some other dude killed the cats. thats sociopath behavior.
showing lack of remorse for another humans well being is sociopathic behavior. unless your being a smartass, in that case, go fuck yourself.
cookiepuss
10-14-2008, 01:10 PM
this thread still makes me want to punch someone in the nuts. I don't care whose nuts. but someones nuts should get squashed.
This is how it is;
Once, in a great while, you have to do a couple dance steps and a few nifty moves to get out of a sticky situation. I rose out of the ashes like the proverbial phoenix and got the job done.
She was hell bent on having this kid for reasons that I am not going to state (may make people even more disgusted about the story) I did what I had to do to protect my future, financially and having a child with a lunatic. It was a simple bunsiness decision; it was not good for me, so I had to have it eliminated. Deception used as a tool.
This is not a thread about gloating for a job well done, but rather instructions for others that may need some advice for similar fancy footwork needed.
Randetica
10-14-2008, 02:54 PM
condoms are less expensive than abortions
Knuckles
10-14-2008, 02:57 PM
condoms are less expensive than abortions
I'm guessing this guy's penis wouldn't be able to fill a condom.
Guy Incognito
10-14-2008, 03:01 PM
This is how it is;
Once, in a great while, you have to do a couple dance steps and a few nifty moves to get out of a sticky situation. I rose out of the ashes like the proverbial phoenix and got the job done.
She was hell bent on having this kid for reasons that I am not going to state (may make people even more disgusted about the story) I did what I had to do to protect my future, financially and having a child with a lunatic. It was a simple bunsiness decision; it was not good for me, so I had to have it eliminated. Deception used as a tool.
This is not a thread about gloating for a job well done, but rather instructions for others that may need some advice for similar fancy footwork needed.
Two words - rubber fucking johnny
cookiepuss
10-14-2008, 03:01 PM
condoms are less expensive than abortions
(y) Wow. I actually agree with Randy. ;)
seriously fern...although I'm pretty sure (at least I hope you are) full of shit, I gotta say ...
it was so thoughtful of you to leave these instructions for other douchebags to follow because I'm sure they wouldn't be able to come up with a solution that was less self-centered, deceitful and cold than the way you handled things.
Guy Incognito
10-14-2008, 03:05 PM
(y) Wow. I actually agree with Randy. ;)
seriously fern...although I'm pretty sure (at least I hope you are) full of shit, I gotta say one way you could protect your future is not to stick your dick in someones vagina without a condom.
but it was so thoughtful of you to leave these instructions for other douchbags to follow because I'm sure they wouldn't be able to come up with a solution that was less self-centered, deceitful and cold than the way you handled things.
(y)
if you aint prepared to use contraception then you must be prepared to face the fucking consequences, not weasel out of it and force someone to kill.
Randetica
10-14-2008, 03:13 PM
(y) Wow. I actually agree with Randy. ;)
lol FU
well i liked fern more when he was just a nazi :(
checkyourprez
10-14-2008, 04:33 PM
if that story came from one of my friends we would all be rolling on the ground. some of you need to lighten up that sense of humor.
cookiepuss
10-14-2008, 06:31 PM
lol FU
Look just cause I agree with you this one time doesn't mean I wants to FU. :cool::p
Randetica
10-15-2008, 05:26 AM
why? i would make sure to wear a condom!
if that story came from one of my friends we would all be rolling on the ground. some of you need to lighten up that sense of humor.
You shoud of seen the celebration that followed this, it made the Giants parade look like shit.
Guy Incognito
10-15-2008, 12:43 PM
if that story came from one of my friends we would all be rolling on the ground. some of you need to lighten up that sense of humor.
You shoud of seen the celebration that followed this, it made the Giants parade look like shit.
pair of cocks
buddylee
10-15-2008, 01:04 PM
He must have been overimpressed with my gangstaness....
The cat thing was the icing on the cake, it was fucking HUGE. If must have been a slow news week 'cause the shit was all over the fucking news. She would start to cry when she was indepthly talking about the cats and shit and my friends and I would fucking roll on the ground laughing our balls/vaginias off.
This is how it is;
Once, in a great while, you have to do a couple dance steps and a few nifty moves to get out of a sticky situation. I rose out of the ashes like the proverbial phoenix and got the job done.
She was hell bent on having this kid for reasons that I am not going to state (may make people even more disgusted about the story) I did what I had to do to protect my future, financially and having a child with a lunatic. It was a simple bunsiness decision; it was not good for me, so I had to have it eliminated. Deception used as a tool.
This is not a thread about gloating for a job well done, but rather instructions for others that may need some advice for similar fancy footwork needed.
I was going to say maybe you should choose you sex partners better. "Lunatic" and all but it seem all your friend feel someone pet being killed is funny.
So that maybe as good as you can do
I was going to say maybe you should choose you sex partners better. "Lunatic" and all but it seem all your friend feel someone pet being killed is funny.
So that maybe as good as you can do
It's pretty hard work when you look like this.........
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