Droolage

[Guy Incognito]

so, i went to the dentists yesterday as half of my tooth has fallen out. Had to have a filling, dentist put a needle in my gum to numb it and sent me outside to wait for injection to take effect. So i am sitting there playing a game on my phone and can start to feel it take effect and i notice a young woman coming up the stairs. She was relatively attractive from what i could see. i.e she had nice bottom. So i gave her a second glance and noticed that she gave me a very strange look back so i turned back to my phone, only to notice that as the injection had kicked in a large trickle of drool had been coming out of my mouth and onto my phone. So it obvioulsy looked like i had been staring too much and that i was a bit of a mental.Bit embarrassing that

[Randetica]

haha owned

[Kid Presentable]

rofl

[camo]

rook at duh ahhhrus on dat, ru-very

[Guy Incognito]

In that excruciatingly long 10 seconds when i had realised what had happened and she walked past me to get to her dentist, i did actually think about pretending to be a bit "special" to give the illusion that i wasnt just getting a cheeky look at her bum and i did actually have mental issues. But in the end i just tried to laugh it off and wipe the saliva off my phone. Which, come to think about it did make me look a bit strange anyway.
Moral of the story: Brush your teeth better.

[camo]

I bet you looked like a stroke victim.

But plenty lols at you for thinking that to make things look better for yourself, you'd try to make it look as if you actually are mentally challenged (y):D

[jabumbo]

was she wearing a snug fitting white dress?

[Guy Incognito]

was she wearing a snug fitting white dress?

no why do you ask? She was a patient btw. The annoying thing about it is that after seeing she had a nice bum, i have no idea what she looked like etc as i was too busy being embarrassed, she could have had two heads for all i know.