no prospects

[Dorothy Wood]

yeah. I realized tonight that my everlasting crush on a friend of mine is all but dead. he and I commiserated over tendonitis, for which he's going to physical therapy (and I just deal with on my own by making my muscles stronger than my tendons). then he told me at a party that he has chronic ball pain. and then tonight he told me that he had to go to the hospital for something that happened to his jaw...he doesn't know what...but it hurts, a lot. and I was like, "wow, that sucks *cough* you're a pussy *cough*" if I were younger, all this might be attractive in a florence nightengale way. but...barf.


meh. where are all the self-sufficient healthy-balled men? probably married. omg, I just wanted to make out with this kid so bad, but I couldn't be less attracted to him now. maybe that was his plan all along. oh noes!!!!!!!

[Matt]

Maybe he was trying to impress you. Maybe he thinks you're attracted to feeble men.

Interesting that he would tell you about his ball pain, though. He might have wanted you to massage them (y)

[TurdBerglar]

maybe you can strengthen his dick so his balls don't hurt. like your tendons

[paul jones]

Here are some better suitors
http://www.aboutcolonblank.com/2007/10/04/real-life-buster-gonads-nsfw/

[Dorothy Wood]

nope. I really don't know why he likes to confess things to me. I was trying to talk to other people and he was totally cornering me and forcing me to talk about his problems. ugh.

[monkey]

perhaps he thinks you enjoy commiserating. you should talk about your healthiness. see if it triggers something. or alternatively, go for healthier men. ball pain aint nothing to fuck wit....

[jabumbo]

anybody without a few bangs and bruises is too boring for life

[taquitos]

i like it when unrequited loves wear off, it's kind of a relief.

and he sounds like a total weenie anyway, i'd try to just move on with things.

[Dharma]

Homosexuals are gay.