I'll need to ask you a few questions about your place...

[MC Moot]

for when I come to visit…cause really it’s first impressions that count and all…so if you would answer the following questions to the best of your ability,I think it would let us both know a little more about the accommodations provided for me…o.k?...please begin…

1) Do you have a 4 slice electric toaster?

2) Margarine or butter?

3) Do you use a French press, drip pot or espresso machine?

4) 2%, Skim or some devious Soya impostor?

5) Which would say best describes my sleeping arrangements: Guest room, couch, hide-a-bed, futon, air mattress, hammock or newspaper?

6) Do you have laundry facilities? If so: do your laundry facilities require change? Do you have change I can have and a detergent that may be described as “Alpine Meadow Fresh”?

7) What board games do you own?

8) What 3 toppings on the pizza?

9) Will you have enough ice?

10) May I take a bath towel, some soap or a pair of slippers upon my departure, as a keepsake?

your Pal,Moot

[mikizee]

1 - no
2 - both
3 - espresso machine
4 - skim
5 - couch
6 - yes, and free
7 - monopoly, thats it
8 - pepperoni, bacon, cheese
9 - yes
10- no

[Adam]

Stupid americans calling a cafetière a french press* gets on my nerves! So I refuse to answer your questions! or want you visiting anyway!

*and I really don't know why this particular thing annoys me so much! Maybe cus it makes no sense!

[AceFace]

it gets on my nerves that we're always called stupid Americans, so we're even.

also, Moot is Canadian.

[Randetica]

1 - 10 = fuck off

[MC Moot]

Stupid americans calling a cafetière a french press* gets on my nerves! So I refuse to answer your questions! or want you visiting anyway!

*and I really don't know why this particular thing annoys me so much! Maybe cus it makes no sense!

Ignorant Britains who call a Bodum a cafetière are,quite frankly,unworthy of my company...

[MC Moot]

1 - no
2 - both
3 - espresso machine
4 - skim
5 - couch
6 - yes, and free
7 - monopoly, thats it
8 - pepperoni, bacon, cheese
9 - yes
10- no

This sounds fairly reasonable,except I'll need a heavier dairy product for my coffee…and I really think we should have a least one vegetable topping on that pie…without a toaster what's the point in vegemite?...(y)

[Adam]

w00t racism thread!

Stupid north americans not realising Bodum is a brand name!

I mean no offense... actually I do :-)

[mikizee]

I do have a toaster, its just a 2 slice.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

1. No, 2 slice.
2. Butter
3. Errrr....a spoonful of instant?
4. Semi-Skimmed...i think that might be 2%
5. A very comfy double air mattress
6. Yes. No you do not. No, i use 'Summer Breeze'
7. Scrabble, Monopoly and the daddy of all board games - Cranium
8. Mozzarella, fresh tomatoes, basil leaves
9. Yes
10. No. But you will have wonderful memories to take away with you :)

[Dorothy Wood]

1) Do you have a 4 slice electric toaster?

no, we've a toaster oven. you can probably fit 4 toasts in there though.

2) Margarine or butter?

both

3) Do you use a French press, drip pot or espresso machine?

I don't use anything, but there is a french press and a drip pot on the premises.

4) 2%, Skim or some devious Soya impostor?

skim lactose-free milk :/

5) Which would say best describes my sleeping arrangements: Guest room, couch, hide-a-bed, futon, air mattress, hammock or newspaper?

you have 3 couches to choose from, or an air mattress

6) Do you have laundry facilities? If so: do your laundry facilities require change? Do you have change I can have and a detergent that may be described as “Alpine Meadow Fresh”?

yes, a dollar a load. my detergent is dye and fragrance-free. :/

7) What board games do you own?

pizza party, cabbage patch kids, monopoly, scattergories, chess, checkers, trivial pursuit, winning words, boggle....and some others, I forget.

8) What 3 toppings on the pizza?

spinach, green olives and pineapple

9) Will you have enough ice?

yup

10) May I take a bath towel, some soap or a pair of slippers upon my departure, as a keepsake?

you can have some slippers, I have too many.

[MC Moot]

I do have a toaster, its just a 2 slice.

excellent...and summers on it's way for you and we're headed for the ice box…ideal…(y)

[MC Moot]

1. No, 2 slice.
2. Butter
3. Errrr....a spoonful of instant?
4. Semi-Skimmed...i think that might be 2%
5. A very comfy double air mattress
6. Yes. No you do not. No, i use 'Summer Breeze'
7. Scrabble, Monopoly and the daddy of all board games - Cranium
8. Mozzarella, fresh tomatoes, basil leaves
9. Yes
10. No. But you will have wonderful memories to take away with you :)

we are an ideal pizza match...and I'll assume you brew a mean cuppa english grey,anyway's...:)

[MC Moot]

1) Do you have a 4 slice electric toaster?

no, we've a toaster oven. you can probably fit 4 toasts in there though.

2) Margarine or butter?

both

3) Do you use a French press, drip pot or espresso machine?

I don't use anything, but there is a french press and a drip pot on the premises.

4) 2%, Skim or some devious Soya impostor?

skim lactose-free milk :/

5) Which would say best describes my sleeping arrangements: Guest room, couch, hide-a-bed, futon, air mattress, hammock or newspaper?

you have 3 couches to choose from, or an air mattress

6) Do you have laundry facilities? If so: do your laundry facilities require change? Do you have change I can have and a detergent that may be described as “Alpine Meadow Fresh”?

yes, a dollar a load. my detergent is dye and fragrance-free. :/

7) What board games do you own?

pizza party, cabbage patch kids, monopoly, scattergories, chess, checkers, trivial pursuit, winning words, boggle....and some others, I forget.

8) What 3 toppings on the pizza?

spinach, green olives and pineapple

9) Will you have enough ice?

yup

10) May I take a bath towel, some soap or a pair of slippers upon my departure, as a keepsake?

you can have some slippers, I have too many.

We'll need to come to terms about the pineapple...I believe myself to be unbeatable at trivial pursuit...unless it’s a entirely sports based version…slippers,yay!...;)

[taquitos]

1) No. Toaster over. My housemates might have a toaster i can't remember right now.
2) Butter.
3) None.
4) 2%
5) Couch.
6) I have a washer, dryer and detergent. I don't think it happens to be alpine meadow or whatever though.
7) Star Wars Trivial Pursuit, Star Wars Monopoly, Clue, Scrabble, The Mad Magazine game and we have some other around the house too.
8) Gorgonzola, Roma tomatoes and crushed walnuts (after the oven)
9) Enough for a drink or two. We have trays, you can make more.
10) No.

[ScarySquirrel]

1) 2 slice toaster, but the slots are extra wide for some reason.
2) Nope. When I do buy the stuff though... it's whipped butter. I just don't buy it.
3) Nope.
4) Skim.
5) Couch.
6) Washer and dryer are here and no change necessary. You're on your own for that funky detergent though... mine is whatever's on sale.
7) Sequence (a card/board game) and Clue. Yes. That's it.
8) I don't eat pizza anymore... but I'd go with sausage, jalapeño, and onion.
9) I don't make ice because I don't use it.
10) No.

[TAL]

1) Do you have a 4 slice electric toaster? No.

2) Margarine or butter? Margarine.

3) Do you use a French press, drip pot or espresso machine? I don't drink coffee.

4) 2%, Skim or some devious Soya impostor? 1.5%.

5) Which would say best describes my sleeping arrangements: Guest room, couch, hide-a-bed, futon, air mattress, hammock or newspaper? Sofa-bed in a sort of guest room.

6) Do you have laundry facilities? If so: do your laundry facilities require change? Do you have change I can have and a detergent that may be described as “Alpine Meadow Fresh”? It's in the basement and requires change. I have some of that. No nature smelling detergent though.

7) What board games do you own? Nothing in English.

8) What 3 toppings on the pizza? I don't eat enough pizza to care.

9) Will you have enough ice? Yes.

10) May I take a bath towel, some soap or a pair of slippers upon my departure, as a keepsake? Sure, but you won't find any slippers, and the soap is liquid.

[kaiser soze]

I live in a fucking cardboard box leave me alone!

[MC Moot]

1) No. Toaster over. My housemates might have a toaster i can't remember right now.
2) Butter.
3) None.
4) 2%
5) Couch.
6) I have a washer, dryer and detergent. I don't think it happens to be alpine meadow or whatever though.
7) Star Wars Trivial Pursuit, Star Wars Monopoly, Clue, Scrabble, The Mad Magazine game and we have some other around the house too.
8) Gorgonzola, Roma tomatoes and crushed walnuts (after the oven)
9) Enough for a drink or two. We have trays, you can make more.
10) No.

Walnuts on my pizza?...ohhh I don’t know taquitos travel in California makes me nervous…:D

[Funky Pepp]

1) 2 Slice – but who the fuck wants to eat toast, when there's a bakery around the corner?
2) Margarine or salted butter
3) You can chose: Coffee machine or Espresso machine
4) Whole milk or coffee cream (I think it's 10%) or froth
5) Guest room (our study actually)
6) Yes (the detergent is called "Weißer Riese" - White Giant)
7) Tons of (Monopoly, Alaska, Therapy, Trivial Pursuit, Taboo... I really don't know the names of the games in English, sorry) plus Wii or PS2!
8) Prosciutto di Parma, Rocket (is it really called rocket?) and of course Mozzarella.
9) Crushed or Icecream? Anyway - okay!
10) Definitely not (well, okay perhaps we'll give you some soap if you've got no such thing at home)

your Pal, Funky Pepp ;)

[MC Moot]

1) Do you have a 4 slice electric toaster? No.

2) Margarine or butter? Margarine.

3) Do you use a French press, drip pot or espresso machine? I don't drink coffee.

4) 2%, Skim or some devious Soya impostor? 1.5%.

5) Which would say best describes my sleeping arrangements: Guest room, couch, hide-a-bed, futon, air mattress, hammock or newspaper? Sofa-bed in a sort of guest room.

6) Do you have laundry facilities? If so: do your laundry facilities require change? Do you have change I can have and a detergent that may be described as “Alpine Meadow Fresh”? It's in the basement and requires change. I have some of that. No nature smelling detergent though.

7) What board games do you own? Nothing in English.

8) What 3 toppings on the pizza? I don't eat enough pizza to care.

9) Will you have enough ice? Yes.

10) May I take a bath towel, some soap or a pair of slippers upon my departure, as a keepsake? Sure, but you won't find any slippers, and the soap is liquid.

A towel it is!...that's the spirit!...and I'll bet TAL's towels will even be monogrammed with his initials...that's the kinda cat he strikes me as...(y)

[MC Moot]

1) 2 Slice – but who the fuck wants to eat toast, when there's a bakery around the corner?
2) Margarine or salted butter
3) You can chose: Coffee machine or Espresso machine
4) Whole milk or coffee cream (I think it's 10%) or froth
5) Guest room (our study actually)
6) Yes (the detergent is called "Weißer Riese" - White Giant)
7) Tons of (Monopoly, Alaska, Therapy, Trivial Pursuit, Taboo... I really don't know the names of the games in English, sorry) plus Wii or PS2!
8) Prosciutto di Parma, Rocket (is it really called rocket?) and of course Mozzarella.
9) Crushed or Icecream? Anyway - okay!
10) Definitely not (well, okay perhaps we'll give you some soap if you've got no such thing at home)

your Pal, Funky Pepp ;)

Achtung!...BERLIN OR BUST!...:)

[ms.peachy]

1) Do you have a 4 slice electric toaster?

Not a 4 slice, no. A nice 2 slice Dualit though.

2) Margarine or butter?

We have both,

3) Do you use a French press, drip pot or espresso machine?

French press

4) 2%, Skim or some devious Soya impostor?

We have whole, or soy. Sometimes actual cream.

5) Which would say best describes my sleeping arrangements: Guest room, couch, hide-a-bed, futon, air mattress, hammock or newspaper?

Air mattress in the kiddle's room.

6) Do you have laundry facilities? If so: do your laundry facilities require change? Do you have change I can have and a detergent that may be described as “Alpine Meadow Fresh”?

yes, no, no, no but it is Ecover

7) What board games do you own?

We're more into cards

8) What 3 toppings on the pizza?

Roasted red peppers, aubergine and black olive.

9) Will you have enough ice?

Depends, what activities did you have in mind?

10) May I take a bath towel, some soap or a pair of slippers upon my departure, as a keepsake?

No but you can have a picture my daughter will make especially for you and years from now when she is famous it will be worth millions, no doubt

[HEIRESS]

1) Do you have a 4 slice electric toaster?
2 SLICE! I LIVE ALONE GODDAMIT

2) Margarine or butter?
BOTH CEPT THE BUTTER IS KEPT IN THE FREEZER

3) Do you use a French press, drip pot or espresso machine?
I HAVE A MAGICAL DRIP COFFEE MAKER THAT EVERYONE SAYS MAKES COFFEE THAT IS UNREPRODUCABLE ON ANY OTHER MAKER

4) 2%, Skim or some devious Soya impostor?
HEAVY CREAM + SKIM + 2% + SO NICE


5) Which would say best describes my sleeping arrangements: Guest room, couch, hide-a-bed, futon, air mattress, hammock or newspaper?
COUCH FROM THE 70S THAT HAS A VERY NICE SEARS COUCH COVER ON IT

6) Do you have laundry facilities? If so: do your laundry facilities require change? Do you have change I can have and a detergent that may be described as “Alpine Meadow Fresh”?
I HAVE MY OWN FAC. I USE NO ODOR COLD WATER SPECIFIC GO GREEN SHIT

7) What board games do you own?
SCRABBLE, SNL TRIVIAL PURSUIT, AND YAHTZEEE

8) What 3 toppings on the pizza?
I BUY FROZEN MARGHERITA THIN CRUST THEN ADD:
feta
cut of hot banana peppers
olives
parsley
peppers
whatever else is in my fridge

9) Will you have enough ice?
I HAVE APPLE SHAPED ICE TRAYS

10) May I take a bath towel, some soap or a pair of slippers upon my departure, as a keepsake?
F! NO!
ok maybe a bar of soap, i have a large collection.
my bathroom is pretty much the entire drugstore beauty department.
its disgusting materialism at its worst and im somewhat ashamed of it.

your Pal,Moot

woo!

[YoungRemy]

i got me an egg poacher/2 slice toaster all in one. butter all day.

i use a drip pot, and I use whole Milk. that's vitamin D, with the red cap.

enjoy sleeping on my pull out sofa bed from Jennifer Convertibles.

Trivial Pursuit, Scrabble, Scattergories.

laundry is on site, but at a cost. $5 or $6 per load, provide your own change.

i dont order pizza like that, I order pies off a menu from a restaurant.

i prefer bbq chicken on wheat bread, with onions and jalapenos.

ice is overrated.

take a goddamn soap sample if you want, but you're not getting my slippers.

[MC Moot]

1) Do you have a 4 slice electric toaster?

Not a 4 slice, no. A nice 2 slice Dualit though.

2) Margarine or butter?

We have both,

3) Do you use a French press, drip pot or espresso machine?

French press

4) 2%, Skim or some devious Soya impostor?

We have whole, or soy. Sometimes actual cream.

5) Which would say best describes my sleeping arrangements: Guest room, couch, hide-a-bed, futon, air mattress, hammock or newspaper?

Air mattress in the kiddle's room.

6) Do you have laundry facilities? If so: do your laundry facilities require change? Do you have change I can have and a detergent that may be described as “Alpine Meadow Fresh”?

yes, no, no, no but it is Ecover

7) What board games do you own?

We're more into cards

8) What 3 toppings on the pizza?

Roasted red peppers, aubergine and black olive.

9) Will you have enough ice?

Depends, what activities did you have in mind?

10) May I take a bath towel, some soap or a pair of slippers upon my departure, as a keepsake?

No but you can have a picture my daughter will make especially for you and years from now when she is famous it will be worth millions, no doubt

I find this to be a fairly attractive package,particularily the chance of real cream...as for the ice I was thinkin margarita's or those bacardi blender mixers...also instead of photo of your little one I would prefer some of her artwork...that would fetch some mad e-bay down the line...;)

[NoFenders]

1) Do you have a 4 slice electric toaster? No, just two.

2) Margarine or butter? Both, I use the butter though.

3) Do you use a French press, drip pot or espresso machine? Drip

4) 2%, Skim or some devious Soya impostor? 2%

5) Which would say best describes my sleeping arrangements: Guest room, couch, hide-a-bed, futon, air mattress, hammock or newspaper? Guest room hide-a-bed.

6) Do you have laundry facilities? If so: do your laundry facilities require change? Do you have change I can have and a detergent that may be described as “Alpine Meadow Fresh”? We have machines in the house, and you could probably use some detergent, but you'll have to battle out a time with the lady since she's always using it.

7) What board games do you own? Too many to list.

8) What 3 toppings on the pizza? Suasage, onion, and mushroom.

9) Will you have enough ice? There's always enough ice.

10) May I take a bath towel, some soap or a pair of slippers upon my departure, as a keepsake? Take the towel and soap, but the slippers stay.

your Pal,Moot


If you do plan on comming, please bring a case of beer, and a pack of smokes.
Thank you.:cool:

[TAL]

A towel it is!...that's the spirit!...and I'll bet TAL's towels will even be monogrammed with his initials...that's the kinda cat he strikes me as...(y)

You are wrong.

[MC Moot]

woo!

I'll be there in about six to seven hours depending on the Trans Can...:D

[YoungRemy]

If you do plan on comming, please bring a case of beer, and a pack of smokes.
Thank you.:cool:

c-o-m-i-n-g

[jabumbo]

1) Do you have a 4 slice electric toaster?

just a basic 2 slice

2) Margarine or butter?

butter, but usually both are present

3) Do you use a French press, drip pot or espresso machine?

single serve french press

4) 2%, Skim or some devious Soya impostor?

1% - i drink my coffee black

5) Which would say best describes my sleeping arrangements: Guest room, couch, hide-a-bed, futon, air mattress, hammock or newspaper?

guest room with childhood sheets (teenage mutant ninja turtles okay?)

6) Do you have laundry facilities? If so: do your laundry facilities require change? Do you have change I can have and a detergent that may be described as “Alpine Meadow Fresh”?

free facilities, with tide

7) What board games do you own?

scene it music edition, risk

8) What 3 toppings on the pizza?

spinach, spiced olives, feta

9) Will you have enough ice?

always!

10) May I take a bath towel, some soap or a pair of slippers upon my departure, as a keepsake?

you're not touching my homer simpson slippers

[MC Moot]

If you do plan on comming, please bring a case of beer, and a pack of smokes.
Thank you.:cool:

Yes,I will bring some Big Rock (http://www.bigrockbeer.com/) and a couple decks of Du Maurier… (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Du_Maurier_(cigarette))(y)

[MC Moot]

You are wrong.

Really?..damn how bout the pipe,smoking jacket and snifter of brandy?

[DandyFop]

7) What board games do you own?


This is really the only one I need to answer.
I own Pit, a stock trading game where you constantly yell out like 1 1 1 1 1 or 2 2 2 2 2 and trade cards and hit a bell when you get a certain number and then you say "I have cornered the market on barley!"

Group Therapy - You draw "Therapist" cards which will say things like "Hold each member of the group in a way which shows how you feel about him." or "Pick a way in which you are phony and exaggerate it", then people vote on whether you were "with it" or "copped out".

And the best

Star Trek Interactive VCR Board Game, in which you are a member of the Enterprise Crew (TNG era) and you have to save the ship from takeover by Captain Kavok, a Klingon. The tape plays and when he shows up on the screen he assigns certain people nicknames and stuff and then you have to press your communicator badge and say "YES CAPTAIN KAVOK!" and basically you have to beat the game before the end of the tape (at the end it says "there's a chance to go to a worm hole and go back again to save the Enterprise!" which just means rewinding the tape)

The end.

[MC Moot]

1) Do you have a 4 slice electric toaster?

just a basic 2 slice

2) Margarine or butter?

butter, but usually both are present

3) Do you use a French press, drip pot or espresso machine?

single serve french press

4) 2%, Skim or some devious Soya impostor?

1% - i drink my coffee black

5) Which would say best describes my sleeping arrangements: Guest room, couch, hide-a-bed, futon, air mattress, hammock or newspaper?

guest room with childhood sheets (teenage mutant ninja turtles okay?)

6) Do you have laundry facilities? If so: do your laundry facilities require change? Do you have change I can have and a detergent that may be described as “Alpine Meadow Fresh”?

free facilities, with tide

7) What board games do you own?

scene it music edition, risk

8) What 3 toppings on the pizza?

spinach, spiced olives, feta

9) Will you have enough ice?

always!

10) May I take a bath towel, some soap or a pair of slippers upon my departure, as a keepsake?

you're not touching my homer simpson slippers

pretty much perfect on the pizza pie as well I immensely enjoy scene-it and have not participated in the music version...right,hands off the slippers,I get it,fair play...(y)

[MC Moot]

And the best

Star Trek Interactive VCR Board Game, in which you are a member of the Enterprise Crew (TNG era) and you have to save the ship from takeover by Captain Kavok, a Klingon. The tape plays and when he shows up on the screen he assigns certain people nicknames and stuff and then you have to press your communicator badge and say "YES CAPTAIN KAVOK!" and basically you have to beat the game before the end of the tape (at the end it says "there's a chance to go to a worm hole and go back again to save the Enterprise!" which just means rewinding the tape)

The end.

I will win this game..despite your complete familiarity with every possible scenario...I will win,and you will know my wrath...resistance is futile and all the rest...(I hope this doesn't spoil our visit)...(!)

[Funky Pepp]

And the best

Star Trek Interactive VCR Board Game, in which you are a member of the Enterprise Crew (TNG era) and you have to save the ship from takeover by Captain Kavok, a Klingon. The tape plays and when he shows up on the screen he assigns certain people nicknames and stuff and then you have to press your communicator badge and say "YES CAPTAIN KAVOK!" and basically you have to beat the game before the end of the tape (at the end it says "there's a chance to go to a worm hole and go back again to save the Enterprise!" which just means rewinding the tape)

The end.

No way. I had this game too. I remember when I got it for christmas and I wanted to ty it out, so my parents had to play it with me. And they hated it soooooo much :D. Oh, and doesn't it suck that the actual time to play isn't 60 minutes but only 45 because of some other stupid time interference what ever?

...Oh, I also got a Data and Worf-cup for my coffee :o

[TAL]

Really?..damn how bout the pipe,smoking jacket and snifter of brandy?

Not even close.

[little j]

1) Do you have a 4 slice electric toaster? only two slice toaster...but also a toaster oven!

2) Margarine or butter? butter

3) Do you use a French press, drip pot or espresso machine? erm... no... but i have a coffee maker

4) 2%, Skim or some devious Soya impostor? 1%

5) Which would say best describes my sleeping arrangements: Guest room, couch, hide-a-bed, futon, air mattress, hammock or newspaper? you have a choice between a lovely comfy couch down in the basement (finished) or a small uncomfortable bed in the guest room.

6) Do you have laundry facilities? If so: do your laundry facilities require change? Do you have change I can have and a detergent that may be described as “Alpine Meadow Fresh”? we have laundry facilities you may use, but we use kirkland brand detergent which is NOT alpine meadow fresh... sorry.

7) What board games do you own? um... i think we have uno somewhere... maybe some playing cards?

8) What 3 toppings on the pizza? pepperoni, italian sausage, and salami (from Tonys... the BEST)

9) Will you have enough ice? probably not, but we can pick some up at the harris teeters

10) May I take a bath towel, some soap or a pair of slippers upon my departure, as a keepsake? i dont have any slippers, and am low on towels, but you may take the soap.

:rolleyes:

[cookiepuss]

1) Do you have a 4 slice electric toaster?
nope
2) Margarine or butter?
I keep both handy
3) Do you use a French press, drip pot or espresso machine?
wish I had a french press...but sadly I have drip
4) 2%, Skim or some devious Soya impostor?
WHOLE milk, baby can you handle it?

5) Which would say best describes my sleeping arrangements: Guest room, couch, hide-a-bed, futon, air mattress, hammock or newspaper?
this will sound awfully forward but ...my bed. yeah really it's that or the floor buddy.

6) Do you have laundry facilities? If so: do your laundry facilities require change? Do you have change I can have and a detergent that may be described as “Alpine Meadow Fresh”?
yes. I might lend you a few quarters but you're on your own for detergent

7) What board games do you own?
shoots and ladders, battleship...but it has missing peices, Uncle Wiggly... and twister if that counts

8) What 3 toppings on the pizza?
pineapple, onion and canadian bacon...but you probably just call it "ham"

9) Will you have enough ice?
I should hope so

10) May I take a bath towel, some soap or a pair of slippers upon my departure, as a keepsake?
er...maybe



:cool:

[MC Moot]

^ did you say your b-b-b-b,bed?...Lionz and Tigerz and Bearz oh my!...now that's what I call accomodating!...:o:):o

[cookiepuss]

^ did you say your b-b-b-b,bed?...Lionz and Tigerz and Bearz oh my!...now that's what I call accomodating!...:o:):o

hee hee. well I did not say I would be in my bed with you. ;)


actually you should be afraid. be very afraid...but I suppose I can put the rubber sheets away when you come over though if it makes you feel better.

[jennyb]

for when I come to visit…cause really it’s first impressions that count and all…so if you would answer the following questions to the best of your ability,I think it would let us both know a little more about the accommodations provided for me…o.k?...please begin…

1) Do you have a 4 slice electric toaster?

No. 2 slice.

2) Margarine or butter?

Butter. (only Challenge European Style Unsalted omg I love butter)

3) Do you use a French press, drip pot or espresso machine?

Drip.

4) 2%, Skim or some devious Soya impostor?

Skim.

5) Which would say best describes my sleeping arrangements: Guest room, couch, hide-a-bed, futon, air mattress, hammock or newspaper?

Guest room.

6) Do you have laundry facilities? If so: do your laundry facilities require change? Do you have change I can have and a detergent that may be described as “Alpine Meadow Fresh”?

Yes. No. and N/A.

7) What board games do you own?

Scrabble, Cranium, Twister, Mancala, Boggle...

8) What 3 toppings on the pizza?

Onion, Pepperoni, Mushroom

9) Will you have enough ice?

Yep.

10) May I take a bath towel, some soap or a pair of slippers upon my departure, as a keepsake?

Nope.

your Pal,Moot

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[MC Moot]

well,so far,on the plus side pretty much all of my fave peeps have surreptitiously invited me to come stay with them!…on the negative side a lot of you seem to be pretty frugal with your bath supplies and laundry change…of these people I will not even attempt to borrow toothpaste from...:)

[Dorothy Wood]

I want to eat pizzas at taquitos' and jambumbo's houses!!!

as for my spinach/greenolive/pineapple concoction, you'd be surprised at how good it tastes! I came up with it the other day on a hungover sunday and the lady who took the order on the phone was like, "uhh, what?", but it was great! it didn't hurt that the spinach was all spicy garlicky and stuff. (y)

[b-grrrlie]

1) Do you have a 4 slice electric toaster? Yes, but sometimes the toast doesn't pop up and so gets burned... :(

2) Margarine or butter? Neither, hoummus or soft cheese

3) Do you use a French press, drip pot or espresso machine? Mainly I use this (http://www.art4m.se/Images/Produkter/Espressobryggare-Bialetti-3.jpg), but the cheap IKEA model

4) 2%, Skim or some devious Soya impostor? Low-lactose

5) Which would say best describes my sleeping arrangements: Guest room, couch, hide-a-bed, futon, air mattress, hammock or newspaper?
Air mattress that looks and feels like a bed

6) Do you have laundry facilities? If so: do your laundry facilities require change? Do you have change I can have and a detergent
that may be described as “Alpine Meadow Fresh”? Yes, but not in my house, separate laundry room, free of charge.
Detergent's more pine fresh and soft rinse either sea breeze, flower meadow or aloe

7) What board games do you own? Loads!!!! (at least Millenium version of TP, Rappakalja, chinese checkers, the Star of Africa,
backgammon (is that a boardgame?), some vampire game that's never been played (turned out it was for kids...))

8) What 3 toppings on the pizza? Only 3? hmmm.... grilled zucchini, fresh mushrooms and some mouldy cheese

9) Will you have enough ice? Oh yes!

10) May I take a bath towel, some soap or a pair of slippers upon my departure, as a keepsake?
There's no slippers in the house, soap is liquid and towels are too worn out, you wouldn't wanna take one with you...

[NoFenders]

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[NoFenders]

I want to eat pizzas at taquitos' and jambumbo's houses!!!

as for my spinach/greenolive/pineapple concoction, you'd be surprised at how good it tastes! I came up with it the other day on a hungover sunday and the lady who took the order on the phone was like, "uhh, what?", but it was great! it didn't hurt that the spinach was all spicy garlicky and stuff. (y)


Where was it from?
:cool:

[NoFenders]

10) May I take a bath towel, some soap or a pair of slippers upon my departure, as a keepsake?
There's no slippers in the house, soap is liquid and towels are too worn out, you wouldn't wanna take one with you...

I just ripped my fav bath towel Monday. That sucks! IT was always so soft and smeelled so good. Now it's doomed to be a garage rag forever. *sniff* It will be missed.

:cool:

[MC Moot]

Sweden,Germany,Australia...all these new stamps for my passport...this is gonna be excellent...I bought a lottery ticket today to finance the entire venture...so that means I should be over soon...(y)

[TAL]

Yay, you're not coming here!

[MC Moot]

ahhhh yes I haven't been to the land of the Finnish!...you're terse TAL but we're gonna hit it off,I know it...and I won't tease you about your monocle or anything...I'll be in your sauna shortly...(y)

[paul jones]

this is what happens when you watch National Lampoon's European Vacation too many times,right?

[TAL]

ahhhh yes I haven't been to the land of the Finnish!...you're terse TAL but we're gonna hit it off,I know it...and I won't tease you about your monocle or anything...I'll be in your sauna shortly...(y)

You're crap at figuring me out. I don't have a sauna.

[BangkokB]

for when I come to visit…cause really it’s first impressions that count and all…so if you would answer the following questions to the best of your ability,I think it would let us both know a little more about the accommodations provided for me…o.k?...please begin…

1) Do you have a 4 slice electric toaster?

2) Margarine or butter?

3) Do you use a French press, drip pot or espresso machine?

4) 2%, Skim or some devious Soya impostor?

5) Which would say best describes my sleeping arrangements: Guest room, couch, hide-a-bed, futon, air mattress, hammock or newspaper?

6) Do you have laundry facilities? If so: do your laundry facilities require change? Do you have change I can have and a detergent that may be described as “Alpine Meadow Fresh”?

7) What board games do you own?

8) What 3 toppings on the pizza?

9) Will you have enough ice?

10) May I take a bath towel, some soap or a pair of slippers upon my departure, as a keepsake?

your Pal,Moot

1. No
2. butter
3. Vodka
4. If It's not Fat Milk then why bother
5. Guest room but sleep at your own peril
6. Good Luck
7. Monopoly
8. Ground Beef, Green Peppers and Black Olives
9. 3 bags are steady in the Freezer
10. There are none to take but I like the way you think. My towel says Holiday Inn

[marsdaddy]

Don't come to my house, seriously. There's a nice hotel (or 200) nearby. And the economy needs your help.

[Caribou]

1) Nope. Only 2 slice.

2) Margarine, but I hardly ever use it, so it might be stale.

3) I have a senseo coffee thing

4) I use proper fattening milk.

5) Couch, 2-person airbed, fatboy beanbag or if you're really nice my double bed.

6) Yes. A washing machine which sounds like an airplane + some fruity smelling lidl detergent stuff.

7) None, but I have a SNES and a SEGA megadrive.

8) shrooms, beef, peppers.

9) probably.

10) Sure. Towels a plenty.

[Matt]

1) Nope. Only 2 slice.

2) Margarine, but I hardly ever use it, so it might be stale.

3) I have a senseo coffee thing

4) I use proper fattening milk.

5) Couch, 2-person airbed, fatboy beanbag or if you're really nice my double bed.

6) Yes. A washing machine which sounds like an airplane + some fruity smelling lidl detergent stuff.

7) None, but I have a SNES and a SEGA megadrive.

8) shrooms, beef, peppers.

9) probably.

10) Sure. Towels a plenty.


I'm coming over.







NOW.