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Dharma
10-23-2008, 02:06 PM
I was talking to a guy I meet in a bar last night at around 3am ...I had my back to the street and a car pulls up behind us and a chick jumps out of the car and launches at me, and starts pulling my hair.

I took my right hand and grabbed the root part of my hair, and with my fingernails on my left hand starting digging into her hand to break her hands free from my hair.

Once I got her loose, I turned around and pushed the twat so hard she fell on her back into the street, and her shoes went flying.

The guy I was talking to starts arguing with her, it was pretty clear at that point he was out being a male ho...and he dates crazy girls.

One of the bouncers starts yelling at her that her called the cops, and she starts running down street barefoot. Her friends car takes off.

The guy starts apologizing to me. Cops show up, and I couldn't press charges because she took off ...even though he could have given the cops her information. I didn't want to be bothered.

Cops leave, and the guys has the audacity to turn to me and say "do you wanna get out of here?" ...insinuating I would leave with him ...I replied "you're cute, but your not that cute"

...and I left with my friends ...and my scalp hurts this morning, I have a migraine.

I am more disturbed by the guys after comments, more than the actual assault.

Wtf...some guys can be so fucking lame.

Jesus christ.

I <3 L.A.

MC Moot
10-23-2008, 02:15 PM
That's terrible...I find nothing more disturbing that post-club/bar fights/disputes between women...seriously it freaks thae fuck outta me...hope you're not traumatized for too long...:(

Knuckles
10-23-2008, 02:15 PM
So, which show are you guys leaning toward. Jerry or Maury?

jennyb
10-23-2008, 02:19 PM
Christ! That's fucked up. (n)

reason number 5,698,678,361 why I've always loathed the singles bar scene

TAL
10-23-2008, 02:29 PM
That's no fun.

Then again, you shouldn't be out that late on a school night.

cookiepuss
10-23-2008, 02:35 PM
Then again, you shouldn't be out that late on a school night.

I was kinda thinking the same thing...

Randetica
10-23-2008, 03:07 PM
was she 'new york' by any chance?

Audio.
10-23-2008, 03:21 PM
ouch. What a dick.

Freebasser
10-23-2008, 04:17 PM
Zwei peanuts ver valking down der strasse, und von vas assaulted...

...peanut.

Dharma
10-23-2008, 04:27 PM
So, which show are you guys leaning toward. Jerry or Maury?

My friends tried to make Springer jokes afterwards to enlighten the situation.

I didn't find it funny.

Its a weird feeling to have someone put their hands on you in a violent manner. Especially when I am a not an aggressive person, I was just trying to protect myself =(

Randetica
10-23-2008, 05:06 PM
*super hug*

kaiser soze
10-23-2008, 05:39 PM
Sounds like she was keeping it realer

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=11915

sorry to make fun, I hope you feel better and find her and kick her in the dick

Knuckles
10-23-2008, 06:50 PM
My friends tried to make Springer jokes afterwards to enlighten the situation.

I didn't find it funny.

Its a weird feeling to have someone put their hands on you in a violent manner. Especially when I am a not an aggressive person, I was just trying to protect myself =(

:(sorry

Dharma
10-23-2008, 07:04 PM
=)

I believe everything happens for a reason. I've been debating moving out of the city and into suburbia for months now.

Last night pretty much made up my mind.

*waits patiently for the economy to turn around*

paul jones
10-24-2008, 02:01 AM
She sounds as mentally retarded as my ex.

glad you're ok(y)

Matt
10-24-2008, 04:38 AM
I said I was sorry

taquitos
10-24-2008, 08:32 AM
Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one was assaulted.

jabumbo
10-24-2008, 11:51 AM
*super hug*

*jumps in the middle*


oh yeahhhhh



if you moved out of the city, would that really make you go to different clubs? most of those loons are from the burbs to begin with. urbanites don't pull hair, they stab and shoot.

good to see you are relatively unscathed though. i can't imagine the thought process with someone jumping on you from the back

YoungRemy
10-24-2008, 11:54 AM
wait, you got assaulted by a crazed ho and your assessment of the situation is that "some guys can be so fucking lame"
:confused:

Dharma
10-24-2008, 01:28 PM
It was like the icing on the cake.

camo
10-24-2008, 03:29 PM
I hope you proper twatted 'er.

Sorry to hear that.

Some guy and his mate came up to me in supermarket carpark one night a few weeks backs and for no reason started calling me 'emo boy' and kept asking if I'd slit my wrists recently. He kept pushing his face into mine and dancing/goading infront of me and then he fained a punch so without a moments notice I kicked his legs from underneath him and he went down like a sack of shit. His mate (who was previously pissing himself) ran over and started shoutung at me that his was only playing and that when I came out of asda his mates would be there waiting for me.

Ten minutes later, I emerge with my stawberry milkshake and pizza and they were long gone.

Maybe I should ask asda if they have it on tape. It was pure Karate kid sweep the leg type shit.


Oh and are you alright?

Randetica
10-24-2008, 03:36 PM
*jumps in the middle*


oh yeahhhhh





i didnt ask for a jabwich!

TAL
10-24-2008, 05:15 PM
A TALwich maybe?

Randetica
10-24-2008, 05:17 PM
A TALwich maybe?

no but a snadwich, snachie!

Dharma
10-24-2008, 05:23 PM
I hope you proper twatted 'er.

Sorry to hear that.

Some guy and his mate came up to me in supermarket carpark one night a few weeks backs and for no reason started calling me 'emo boy' and kept asking if I'd slit my wrists recently. He kept pushing his face into mine and dancing/goading infront of me and then he fained a punch so without a moments notice I kicked his legs from underneath him and he went down like a sack of shit. His mate (who was previously pissing himself) ran over and started shoutung at me that his was only playing and that when I came out of asda his mates would be there waiting for me.

Ten minutes later, I emerge with my stawberry milkshake and pizza and they were long gone.

Maybe I should ask asda if they have it on tape. It was pure Karate kid sweep the leg type shit.


Oh and are you alright?

Glad to hear you ended up with the upper hand in situation.

At first I felt really stupid...fighting of a strange crazy girl....and then when she went running down the street barefoot ...everyone outside the bar started laughing, so it made me feel better.

I stayed home all day yesterday ...I had tickets for Stereolab and I didn't end up going.

I am fine today, thanks for asking =)

marsdaddy
10-24-2008, 06:14 PM
Not necessarily a reason to move out of the city, just to stop going to "those kind of" clubs.

Dharma
10-24-2008, 06:48 PM
It didn't have anything to do with establishment I was at, I don't hang out in rat holes.

TAL
10-24-2008, 07:04 PM
*gives Dharma a scalp massage*

cubsfirstplace
10-24-2008, 08:22 PM
well at least u weren't raped

Dharma
10-24-2008, 09:41 PM
I can't even phantom how upset I would be if she raped me.

Planetary
10-24-2008, 09:49 PM
stop moaning you slag

Lex Diamonds
10-24-2008, 09:53 PM
No way, you can't even phantom? Must be bad!

Dharma
10-24-2008, 09:59 PM
stop moaning you slag

I hope you get ass raped by a corndog!

Knuckles
10-24-2008, 10:10 PM
No way, you can't even phantom? Must be bad!

that was funny

Planetary
10-25-2008, 07:33 AM
I hope you get ass raped by a corndog!

k

Fern
10-27-2008, 12:08 PM
I was talking to a guy I meet in a bar last night at around 3am ...I had my back to the street and a car pulls up behind us and a chick jumps out of the car and launches at me, and starts pulling my hair.

I took my right hand and grabbed the root part of my hair, and with my fingernails on my left hand starting digging into her hand to break her hands free from my hair.

Once I got her loose, I turned around and pushed the twat so hard she fell on her back into the street, and her shoes went flying.

The guy I was talking to starts arguing with her, it was pretty clear at that point he was out being a male ho...and he dates crazy girls.

One of the bouncers starts yelling at her that her called the cops, and she starts running down street barefoot. Her friends car takes off.

The guy starts apologizing to me. Cops show up, and I couldn't press charges because she took off ...even though he could have given the cops her information. I didn't want to be bothered.

Cops leave, and the guys has the audacity to turn to me and say "do you wanna get out of here?" ...insinuating I would leave with him ...I replied "you're cute, but your not that cute"

...and I left with my friends ...and my scalp hurts this morning, I have a migraine.

I am more disturbed by the guys after comments, more than the actual assault.

Wtf...some guys can be so fucking lame.

Jesus christ.

I <3 L.A.


That nigga is gangsta, not as gangsta as me though...i'd already have ya in the sack if you were 1/2 way decent....

hpdrifter
10-27-2008, 05:11 PM
Were they cute shoes? Did you steal them?

russhie
10-28-2008, 07:06 AM
if you moved out of the city, would that really make you go to different clubs? most of those loons are from the burbs to begin with. urbanites don't pull hair, they stab and shoot.

good to see you are relatively unscathed though. i can't imagine the thought process with someone jumping on you from the back

Yeah, the way I see it, you go out at night anywhere and you should expect shit like that to happen occasionally. Not that it's deserved, but there are some odd people out there.

I got assaulted by a nightclub owner not too long ago, I had bad dreams for a week or so but it didn't slow me down (I was a bit thingo with boys for a couple of weeks, though), I just won't go back to that particular club.

Planetary
10-28-2008, 07:06 AM
?

camo
10-28-2008, 07:06 AM
What did you do to warrant that?!

russhie
10-28-2008, 07:19 AM
Who? Me? or Dharma?

camo
10-28-2008, 08:19 AM
You.

Dharma
10-28-2008, 06:41 PM
This should be entertaining

russhie
10-28-2008, 07:40 PM
Probably as entertaining as you, yeah.

I dunno. I was drinking at a club with a friend, and the owner must've taken a shine to me. So he locked us in after close with a half dozen of his mates, offered us "whatever we wanted" and proceeded to ram his tongue down my throat. I left with some bruising and cuts to my butt, back and upper thigh.

End of story. Shit happens, especially after dark, at clubs and bars, and when drinking.

Dharma
10-28-2008, 08:10 PM
Did you file charges against him?

russhie
10-28-2008, 08:19 PM
I spoke to the police directly afterwards and was told that they weren't here to "babysit" myself and my friends.

To be honest, I wasn't that keen on pursuing anything because my friend didn't see anything happen (my word against his) and his mates were large and scary. I live up the street from the club so I'm out quite a bit in the area and I'd rather not have the trouble.

If I'd been seriously injured or raped though, I'd definitely have pursued charges.

Dharma
10-28-2008, 08:30 PM
So you didn't feel it could have developed into a rape type situation? ...or was he just an aggressive guy?

I remember you making a thread a while back about something happening to you, but you never elaborated on what it was. Sorry ...I was under the impression it was something silly like what happened to me.

Knuckles
10-28-2008, 08:35 PM
Probably as entertaining as you, yeah.

I dunno. I was drinking at a club with a friend, and the owner must've taken a shine to me. So he locked us in after close with a half dozen of his mates, offered us "whatever we wanted" and proceeded to ram his tongue down my throat. I left with some bruising and cuts to my butt, back and upper thigh.

End of story. Shit happens, especially after dark, at clubs and bars, and when drinking.


I spoke to the police directly afterwards and was told that they weren't here to "babysit" myself and my friends.



Jesus, I'm sorry. That's really awful.


What the hell is wrong with the police? Did you show them your injuries?

russhie
10-28-2008, 11:15 PM
Cheers guys (y)

I'd been wearing jeans that night, and a silk camisole, any kind of injury was really minor and I didn't even know they were there till I took my clothes off to shower.

I was pretty scared at the time, and definitely thought it could develop into a bigger situation, but at the same time I was with my friend - she had no idea what was going on and was chatting happily to his mates. All I could think of was how to get both of us out without making them angry, and just played out the situation as best I could. One of them stopped me at the bar, when I put down the drink this guy had given me, and goes, "remember who gave you that drink" and it felt like a threat, so, yeah... I dunno. It wasn't a great experience but I don't think I'm any worse the wear for it.

Generally the police around here are pretty good, this particular one is an arsehole though (when my house got broken into, I walked 2 blocks to the station to report it, and he yelled at me and told me to call 000 next time - I thought that shit was for emergencies and I was in no danger, but, whatever).