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russhie
10-24-2008, 06:48 AM
some girls just seem to attract relationships?
Most of the girls I know manage to get into relationships with boys pretty much straight away, and I wonder what it is about them that attracts boys who don't freak out about having an actual girlfriend.
Not that I want a boyfriend or anything so soon, but...boys never seem to think of me in that way :(
mikizee
10-24-2008, 08:08 AM
Who knows.
Caribou
10-24-2008, 03:39 PM
I've wondered this myself, after being single for 2,5 years, and have come to the conclusion that it's probably not them, it's me.
paul jones
10-24-2008, 04:32 PM
shoes
it's all about the shoes
but maybe not
NoFenders
10-24-2008, 04:44 PM
It could be that the boys are very needy.
Not a good thing for a long time.
:cool:
hpdrifter
10-24-2008, 04:47 PM
Or you're attracted to people who don't want relationships.
paul jones
10-24-2008, 04:53 PM
I found out today the local IKEA is open til 10 pm
who shops for furniture at that time?
Caribou
10-24-2008, 05:12 PM
I found out today the local IKEA is open til 10 pm
who shops for furniture at that time?
*raises hand*
It's THE ideal ikea time. Ikea is kinda cool, but it's the loads of fucktards and their offspring that make it hell. Go after the kids' bedtime and you'll be able to shop in peace. <3
Audio.
10-24-2008, 05:13 PM
I never been in a relationship and to be honest I have never been attracted nor do I find myself able to support a relationship. Maybe when I was really young I use to find myself fantasying being with a partner and show some kind of affection but now as I matured I cant find that happening. Dont worry, Champ. (y)
Randetica
10-24-2008, 05:14 PM
i never been in an ikea
Audio.
10-24-2008, 05:15 PM
i never been in an ikea
Every thing in Ikea looks breakable. Seriously.
I found out today the local IKEA is open til 10 pm
who shops for furniture at that time?
Girls looking for wood.
Caribou
10-24-2008, 05:22 PM
Every thing in Ikea looks breakable. Seriously.
My entire room is consists of ikeaness, and even I, ms. clumsy McBumpy haven't managed to break anything yet.
Hurray for sturdy mass-production!
ms.peachy
10-24-2008, 05:28 PM
I need like a 12 step program or something to keep me out of IKEA. I flippin' love it there. Last time I was there I stocked up on elk salami.
NoFenders
10-24-2008, 05:35 PM
I always buy like three jars of those berries. I put'em on pancakes. Logan Berries or some shit.
:cool:
Audio.
10-24-2008, 05:36 PM
My entire room is consists of ikeaness, and even I, ms. clumsy McBumpy haven't managed to break anything yet.
Hurray for sturdy mass-production!
Seriously, some of them look like they are made of very light wood or recycled material and almost everything from chairs to desk look delicate. The lamp shades look like if make the slightest poke it will tear up a major hole. Eeeerrrrrr but you are right! Ikea has good furniture. I like it that they are easy to build and easy to move around and take less space :)
ms.peachy
10-24-2008, 05:38 PM
In all seriousness, their kitchens are excellent.
HotAndWet
10-24-2008, 06:01 PM
I love the fact that this thread was supposed to be about relationships and suddenly everyone is now talking about ikea.
marsdaddy
10-24-2008, 06:06 PM
*raises hand*
It's THE ideal ikea time. Ikea is kinda cool, but it's the loads of fucktards and their offspring that make it hell. Go after the kids' bedtime and you'll be able to shop in peace. <3*raises hand, too*
Me, too. Except I guess it makes me one of the fucktards with offspring who goes without the kids -- thanks grands -- so the mrs. and I can shop in peace.
About relationships, they're learning experiences. Hopefully, in time you figure out if you have a master plan.
ms.peachy
10-24-2008, 06:11 PM
I love the fact that this thread was supposed to be about relationships and suddenly everyone is now talking about ikea.
You have no right to judge my relationship with IKEA.
Caribou
10-24-2008, 06:29 PM
*raises hand, too*
Me, too. Except I guess it makes me one of the fucktards with offspring who goes without the kids -- thanks grands -- so the mrs. and I can shop in peace.
Have you ever let your kids run around an ikea because you couldn't be arsed to look after them? And did your kids then create a massive trail of carnage because they have to touch every fucking thing in store while trying to figure out how many decibels they can produce?
Probably not. As you leave your kids at home you should be a role-model to all ikea parents.
na§tee
10-24-2008, 06:36 PM
guys, to bring this thread back to its purpose we need some sort of funky ikea-as-relationships analogy. anyone? flat pack furniture? come on, it's easy!
marsdaddy
10-24-2008, 06:45 PM
guys, to bring this thread back to its purpose we need some sort of funky ikea-as-relationships analogy. anyone? flat pack furniture? come on, it's easy!Good call.
Ikea is not REAL furniture. It's cheap, easy to build, and simple to transport -- though it can be heavy. Ikea is pretend furniture until you're ready to INVEST in a few signature pieces. At that point, you're probably already settled down.
That being said, it's also the perfect furniture once you have kids, so that when they thrash it, it's not too big of a deal to replace it.
But, don't buy a sofa or appliances there.
Dorothy Wood
10-24-2008, 07:09 PM
I have no idea, I'm still completely confused and surprised that I've ever found myself in a relationship, let alone 4. some chicks have had like a billion boyfriends though, I don't know how that happens.
studies have shown that the mental health of those kinds of ladies is damaged over time. :/
Videodrome
10-24-2008, 08:16 PM
Good call.
Ikea is not REAL furniture. It's cheap, easy to build, and simple to transport -- though it can be heavy. Ikea is pretend furniture until you're ready to INVEST in a few signature pieces. At that point, you're probably already settled down.
That being said, it's also the perfect furniture once you have kids, so that when they thrash it, it's not too big of a deal to replace it.
But, don't buy a sofa or appliances there.
why not a sofa?
TurdBerglar
10-24-2008, 08:22 PM
they have tight cunts
paul jones
10-24-2008, 08:31 PM
they have tight cunts
in IKEA?
TurdBerglar
10-24-2008, 08:32 PM
maybe off in a corner somewhere. who knows
paul jones
10-24-2008, 08:36 PM
maybe off in a corner somewhere. who knows
great.I want some cheap bookshelves too
jabumbo
10-24-2008, 11:30 PM
i think tyte kunts is the name of the new line of coffee tables
i got the sweetest tongs at ikea
and lingonberries are the best thing ever
...surprised that I've ever found myself in a relationship, let alone 4. some chicks...
(y)
My brother and sister always seem to be in relationships. I can't remember the last time either went for more than a few months without one. I should probably get some tips or something.
remember when relationship advice used to be "be yourself" - hehe, when its being your depressed, fat, unsociable self that got you into this mess!!?!?!
I don't think I'm any of those though haha!
be yourself then!
russhie
10-25-2008, 05:43 PM
I have a bunch of Ikea shit, it goes all right.
So, I'm ok with casual stuff. I got burned last night by my favorite casual fuck, he seems to think I wanted "more than what he can give". Ergh. I was the one who told him I didn't want to be in a relationship, he's a goddamn backpacker for fuck's sake. Like I'm stupid enough to try and make him my boyfriend.
He's the one who says, I really click with you, asks me to dump my other "boyfriends" for him, etc. Then, I bootycall him twice in a week and he's all ey ey ey I'm not ready to settle down!
I'm actually pretty annoyed at him. He encouraged me to have feelings for him, and yeah, I liked him to a degree, but told me he liked me first. I understood it was what it was and never indicated (aside from wanting to sleep with him twice in a week, apparently) that I wanted to lock him down. WHY DO BOYS MAKE THINGS SO DAMN DIFFICULT!
paul jones
10-26-2008, 05:46 AM
WHY DO BOYS MAKE THINGS SO DAMN DIFFICULT!
Because we're always thinking about our next visit to IKEA
mikizee
10-26-2008, 07:51 PM
Yeah I need a new side table for my turntable to sit on and I can't find shit on their website.
I was surprised when I found myself with my girlfriend and I'm even more surprised two and a half years later that we're still together.
100% ILL
10-26-2008, 10:26 PM
*raises hand*
but it's the loads of fucktards and their offspring that make it hell.
Only parents understand that taking your children to a public place is almost like a vacation. Let them run around and scream while you and the wife have a conversation next to a back drop of new stuff. When it's over the kids are tired and you can go home and relax. (y)
jennyb
10-26-2008, 11:19 PM
When you finally get a boy to go to IKEA with you, stroll the aisles of habitational bliss and share a hot dog........ he's a KEEPER!(y)
Fuck, those hot dogs are GOOD.
The IKEA around here is only open till 9, and is kinda far away. I've got to plan out a day if I want to go there. But I got some great lamps there, and I always find something useful when I go. I get all my batteries and power strips from there, too.
My girlfriend thinks it's funny to sing Pavement's "Date With IKEA" when we pull into the parking lot. I hate it, cause it's my favorite Pavement song, and I can't stand it when people sing songs I like to me. Personality quirk.
Kid Presentable
10-27-2008, 09:49 AM
A friend of ours is the son of the dude who bought IKEA to a number of Australian capital cities. The hot dogs there are other-worldly good, and only a dollar.
We have a dope little couch and a table and chairs from there. It's all alright stuff. We wanted to look at the Tyte Kunts display, but that was closed cause the painters were in.
Re the fuckbuddies issue, in the past I always kept myself open and honest at all times, by performing rather fuck you (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jP5pb93x7s0) as a mating dance/reinforcement of my position on casual sex.
russhie
10-28-2008, 07:17 AM
hahahaha
i've had something similar happen to me.
when we met i thought we were seeing each other. only when i try to dump him he tells me that we were never together in the first place.
so we carried on unofficially seeing each other. but he'd always try to make me feel guilty about other men, i wasn't seeing any other men but he never trusted me and always thought there was something more going on with me and other men. which in turn made me do the same to him when it came to the girls in his life.
he'd be the one to start talking about kids and how cute our kids would be if we ever had any together and he'd be the one to bring up the idea of moving in together. which made me think he might be wanting a relationship with me. but in the end, i think they were just his fucked up mind games.
ergh, games.
Yeah, see, I am screwing other guys as well as him - but I made it clear at the start he wasn't going to be the only one. He cracked jokes about me being his "future ex wife" (apparently that means a boy likes you alot, or something. I don't know) and meeting his parents and shit. It never gave me pause when he yapped on like that because I knew neither of us wanted it to go further than a laugh and a fuck. It seems he's not so smart though and can't figure out that a drunken party invite/bootycall doesn't mean I'm obsessed. I just want to get laid, and he lives just up the road. And I'm reaaaallly drunk. It's not that difficult to figure out.
insertnamehere
10-28-2008, 06:59 PM
I've only had one boyfriend ever. He was an abusive cunt and that was years ago. I want some male companionship but I can't seem to find any. I'm convinced that once I graduate I will never meet any people ever again and I will be alone and friendless for the rest of my days. Hell, I'm 22 and in college right now and there's really only one person that I ever hang out with. God I suck at life :(
/emo
I've only had one boyfriend ever. He was an abusive cunt and that was years ago. I want some male companionship but I can't seem to find any. I'm convinced that once I graduate I will never meet any people ever again and I will be alone and friendless for the rest of my days. Hell, I'm 22 and in college right now and there's really only one person that I ever hang out with. God I suck at life :(
/emo
I'm kind of in the same "22, in college, loser" group. Let's get drunk (y)
NoFenders
10-29-2008, 01:27 PM
and lingonberries are the best thing ever
lingonberries, that's it. (y)
:cool:
insertnamehere
10-29-2008, 10:26 PM
I'm kind of in the same "22, in college, loser" group. Let's get drunk (y)
OK! i dont do parties though. i dont like loudness, or crowds. just a quiet evening at home, you, me, a movie and a bottle of whiskey. (y)
BBboy20
10-29-2008, 10:34 PM
Alcohol, popcorn and a movie...I need to try that.
OK! i dont do parties though. i dont like loudness, or crowds. just a quiet evening at home, you, me, a movie and a bottle of whiskey. (y)
That sounds like a plan. Comedy or Tearjerker?
insertnamehere
10-30-2008, 03:26 PM
Comedy. I don't know you well enough to feel emotions in front of you yet. Or maybe some action.
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