unfunny comedy make a me depressed

[Dorothy Wood]

so like, I had to be a part of this political comedy show and felt trapped and it was terrible. my fucking saturday night was kidnapped. you know, you want to have fun, and then people are supposed to be funny and then they're not and it sucks. and my lame ass crush fucking made me sit next to him, but I was making so much of an effort and I was not attracted to him. and stuff just kept not being funny. later outside I felt his nipples, that part was funny. and then I thought I was getting a ride home, but I wasn't so I had to take a 12 dollar cab ride and that's lame. and I could've gone to a party but I was too drunk and mad and now I'm still drunk and mad, and I should've gone there anyway. and I saw this girl at 7-11 and she called me the wrong name, but still hugged me and was all, "omg, how ARE YOU?!" and that made me mad too.

anyway, fuck the internet, it sux dix

I DON'T WANT IT TO BE WINTER

[Adam]

call all your ex's and tell them what arses they are!

[Dorothy Wood]

NO. that's what crazy bitches do. the closest I came was almost writing a comment to my ex on myspace about the book he says he's reading. because I read that book, and it sucks. and I was going to say, "that book sucks", but that is a crazy thing to do. and I am not crazy, I am just lonely and annoyed. and now I'm watching Less Than Zero for the umpteenth time and I really want some coke. even though this is like an anti-drug movie. oops.

[Adam]

coke will send you crazy.

pot is probably what you need right now. Or ketamine if that doesn't work. Actually, I have some morphine I haven't dared to take yet.

[Dorothy Wood]

ha, yeah, actually, the girl I saw earlier was part of the crew I used to hang out with that I did coke with occasionally, haven't partaken in over 2 years now. those were kinda dark days. sometimes fun but mostly useless.

I was just a bundle of nerves earlier with no real pay off and now I'm feeling stunted and restless.

pot is a good suggestion.

[funk63]

Its a cold, dark, twisted world

[Adam]

Its a cold, dark, twisted world

Average Temperature of the world is 15 degree C - Wouldn't class that as cold. There is more sunshine on the earth than not so its light - not dark more often than not and its spins so yeah, it could be classed as twisted. Its not round tho, more like an ever so slight egg shape. But more round than egg still - just not a perfect circle, who I used to like but not anymore...

[paul jones]

I'm watching Less Than Zero .


I DON'T WANT IT TO BE WINTER
Bangles 'Hazy Shade Of Winter' is on the soundtrack

[Dorothy Wood]

ya, rick rubin was the music producer on that movie!



also, sorry about the drunk thread everyone! man was I ever drunk!

time for quesadillas.

[TAL]

I have the soundtrack on vinyl!

[DandyFop]

wait you had to be part of the show? What did you do in it?

I saw a terrible show at the Improv the other night, which is one of the big comedy clubs, and I never go to those, it's like a fucking sports bar for comedy. One of the guys was so terrible, he's a plastic surgeon and had all these bad jokes and no kidding, closed it out with impressions of The Ladies Man (yes an impression of a character), Joan Rivers, what I think was Swartezenagger, and of course, Donald Trump. So unbearable.

Luckily I went next door to the alt. comedy free show that had a cooler of boozey punch and jokes much more up my alley (aka actually funny).

[Dorothy Wood]

well, I was part of the musical singing entertainment before the intermission. there were two shows, we were trapped there for 6 hours basically. my friend/crush likes comedy, but like andy kauffman, george carlin stuff. he doesn't know too much about newer comics, but he's constantly writing jokes. anyway, he noticed that one of the guys in the show ripped off a Jonathan Katz joke, and I noticed that one of the characters (who was supposed to be a working class chicago guy) was almost an exact rip off beetlejuice. complete with fake belly and poorly tucked in shirt. I was like, *whisper* "it's beetlejuice!" and dude was all, "omg, you're right, wtf?"

I mean, when something's not that funny to begin with and then you realize they're unfunny AND ripping off other people's material...it's just sad.

dumb thing is, they had soooo much material to work with concerning politics and they picked the dumbest things to riff on. the shit I was saying drunk off my ass on the sidewalk outside was way funnier.

[paul jones]

I have the soundtrack on vinyl!

AWESOME!(y)

I still haven't seen the film.