Things I currently find annoying

[russhie]

I have homework to do
It's raining outside
My pizza isn't cooking fast enough
One of my housemates shaved her hoo-haa and left stubble-y bits on my bar of soap, which is equal parts gross and annoying.

Procrastinating rules.

[Kid Presentable]

hoo haa gotcha all in check

[paul jones]

My pizza isn't cooking fast enough


.


I have to get more pizzas at Morrisons soon,thanks for reminding me(y)

[russhie]

^No worries!

I ate the whole pizza and now feel like throwing up.

[paul jones]

^No worries!

I ate the whole pizza and now feel like throwing up.

that's just pizza abuse(y)

[na§tee]

awhh, i want to be back in melbourne eating pizza and experiencing, er.. weather. gosh darn it.

things that are currently annoying me: i made tea and a rogue bag of earl grey found itself inside the english breakfast box. NOOOOOOO! *spits*

[Pres Zount]

Keep it moving along.

[hellojello]

At least your housemates pubes are only taking over the soap. My housemates hair is taking over my whole house. Hair not pubes luckily, but still, I don't know how that girl still has hair on her head the amount of it that's around the house.

Other things that currently annoy me: The amount of papers I have to write, my lack of motivation to write them and the fact I have to work tomorrow.

[russhie]

I'm one of those girls that sheds hair all over the joint - It used to piss my ex right off. He'd look at the hair on the bathroom floor and just be like, "how the fuck have you got any hair left?" And it used to plug up the shower, as well. Which is way ew.

Oddly enough though since he moved out my hair falls out alot less. In the last 8-9 months I haven't had to pull hair out of the drain in the shower, and my housemates haven't said anything about copious amounts of hair being left around the joint.



My wisdom teeth and a lone fly buzzing around my room are currently pissing me off, though. Also the fact that both housemates are at a Snoop Dogg concert and I'm at home desperately trying to write campaign proposals and marketing briefs.

[camo]

How cold my apartment is. Open brick walls look nice as a feature but JEEEZUS is it freezing in here.

The electric heaters on the wall can't even battle the cold so it's pointless putting them on (n)

[Lex Diamonds]

The fact that money doesn't grow on trees. And that dealing large amounts of cocaine is illegal. :(

[paul jones]

rain


it's shit

[RobMoney$]

OBAMA-MANIA.


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[funk63]

people that say "dog gone it" and "critters"
if they say one they usually say the other

[Randetica]

OBAMA-MANIA.


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i thought you are the one who made the obama hype big!

[Audio.]

people who say "politically correct" annoy me.

[RobMoney$]

i thought you are the one who made the obama hype big!


God I hope that's not true.

[monkey]

i'm finding my homework annoying too. as in, im not doing it. cause i just don't want to actually read the assignment.
gosh im lazy.

no, it's not even that. i'm just really in another world thinking too much about impossible things.

i think im destined for greatness, i'm just lost on the way there.

[Caribou]

I have no food in my cupboards, and worst of all... NO CHOCOLATE!

I've started drinking baileys instead.

[hpdrifter]

I'm at work and my fiance is at home sick. My boss called out sick too.

I wish I was at home watching TV and riding the couch. You'd think I'd have had my fill since that's all I did yesterday but no, I somehow want more.

[Waus]

One of the tires on my car is on it's last leg and I can't afford to replace it. Driving everywhere is like driving over dulled rumble-strips. (n)

[Dorothy Wood]

I have stress-induced cold sores on my mouth that are making my whole face hurt somehow. also, I bought my best friend tickets online to a comedy show on the same night as her birthday party. oops. I was drunk.

[100% ILL]

Liberalism, Gun control & 10 pack hot dogs and 8 pack buns.

[mikizee]

This hatred towards 'liberals'.

Guess what.

Your founding fathers were fucking liberals. Big time. You saying you hate your founding fathers? If your hate liberalism, which is the cornerstone of democracy, go live in fucking China.

[camo]

He has a valid point about weiners though...

[Audio.]

This hatred towards 'liberals'.

Guess what.

Your founding fathers were fucking liberals. Big time. You saying you hate your founding fathers? If your hate liberalism, which is the cornerstone of democracy, go live in fucking China.

maybe he meant the majority of the particular group's lifestyle.

[jabumbo]

He has a valid point about weiners though...

its a false complaint. they no longer sell dogs and buns in contradicting volumes.

[saz]

maybe he meant the majority of the particular group's lifestyle.

what, raising families? going to school? working jobs and careers? serving in the military? running for political office? you know, just like anyone else of any different political stripe.

[Randetica]

mainly that it takes me every night about 3+ hours to fall asleep

[camo]

its a false complaint. they no longer sell dogs and buns in contradicting volumes.

I have a tin of eight dogs and a pack of six buns at home right now. I'd eat them but I don't want to waste anything. It's hurting my head. I might just leave them there forever.

[RobMoney$]

what, raising families? going to school? working jobs and careers? serving in the military? running for political office? you know, just like anyone else of any different political stripe.


No, it's just their know-it-all, sarcastic, elitist attitude.

Or maybe it's the way the like to make snide comments they think is somehow "PWNing" a person who happens to disagree with their opinions.


Todays liberals are nothing like our founding fathers' at all.

[skra75]

not all of us are elitist asses, some of us are conservatives at heart and even support gun ownership and the 2nd amendment, as well as fiscal responsibility and a smaller government. don't pigeonhole all left-leaning folks into this hippie nest of doucheeness. I for one don't fit any mould, but I certainly don't abide by the horseShit policy of the modern-age republican party. Today's republicans are nothing like our founding fathers' at all.

BTW, here's a hankey for you, Mr. Cranky. You have 4 years of dealing with us now,

Lovingly,

The Liberal Elite

[camo]

Politics. American politics in particular, but it's slowly subsiding (y)

[saz]

No, it's just their know-it-all, sarcastic, elitist attitude.

Or maybe it's the way the like to make snide comments they think is somehow "PWNing" a person who happens to disagree with their opinions.


Todays liberals are nothing like our founding fathers' at all.

that's funny rob, considering you have continually attacked people like droppin' and queenadrock very viciously and personally, for merely having a different opinion.

[AceFace]

Politics. American politics in particular, but it's slowly subsiding (y)
AGREED!

[Lex Diamonds]

Todays liberals are nothing like our founding fathers' at all.
That's because they lived HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO. It's about time America got with the future. Not saying Obama will solve all the problems but it's a step in the right direction. Think how many people would have committed suicide if McCain had won.

[jabumbo]

I have a tin of eight dogs and a pack of six buns at home right now. I'd eat them but I don't want to waste anything. It's hurting my head. I might just leave them there forever.


well thats what you get for buying hot dogs in a 'tin'. and anybody who buys a 6 pack of buns deserves what they get!


8 is the standard volume for these things. if you can't figure that out by now, its your own fault!

[Fern]

Black presidents....

[Caribou]

Black presidents....

Kid*KillYaSelf

:rolleyes:

[b i o n i c]

"like the dickens" - 99% of people dont know what the fuck this means, when people say that, i usually think of someone gettin dickins - jokes on them!

this emoticon --->:p --- what the fuck is that shit? for some people, its just fitting:rolleyes:

when people pronounce spanish names in spanish while speaking english. usually its a spanish person doing it like its some kind of pc thing or some shit. its not, its a kind of tool thing. you don't hear people with irish names momentarily going all lucky charms whenever they introduce themselves

[AceFace]

waking up with a headache has got me pretty irritated this morning.

[AceFace]

^ also, the bishop won't stop whistling this morning which is just adding to my head pain.

[Kid Presentable]

^beat him

[Lex Diamonds]

Bash the bishop.

[Kid Presentable]

Knock priests out.

[Lex Diamonds]

Run up in church, smack the preacher while he's preachin
Take a swing at the deacon.

[Kid Presentable]

Give the choirboys a snickers and a pat on the head.

The nuns beat the shit out of my mum and her brothers when they were kids.

[AceFace]

he's not catholic. haha.

still whistling though. UGH.

[NoFenders]

when people pronounce spanish names in spanish[/B] while speaking english. usually its a spanish person doing it like its some kind of pc thing or some shit. its not, its a kind of tool thing. you don't hear people with irish names momentarily going all lucky charms whenever they introduce themselves


LMAO!!!! YES!!!

(y)

[NoFenders]

^ also, the bishop won't stop whistling this morning which is just adding to my head pain.

You're supposed to bop the bishop.

:)

[taquitos]

one of my speakers keeps making a fuzzy noise that i thought i "fixed" to the point where
it wasn't too bothersome but it just keeps coming back and i keep having to re-rig it.

guess i'll just listen to fuzzy old records.

[NoFenders]

Now that's makin lemonade out of lemons my friend. (y)

[russhie]

Lemme at him, I'd gladly smash a bitch right now.

The hospital painkillers have worn off. I have Mersyndol (sp?). It doesn't work.

[Audio.]

ARTWORKS!:mad:

Artworks, with this overplayed subject like a toddler -- mostly a girl -- holding a balloon at front of a huge threat in the middle of ruined field,
Or, the same toddler concept but this time the red fucking balloon floating away and the toddler has a worried and desire body expression towards the red fuckn balloon. Its plaaaaaaaaaaaayed out too much up the fucking ass and out the fucking mouth. Google the keywords 'girl, balloon, art' or at a art community site and you'll see how over used the idea has become.

[b i o n i c]

THANK YOU.

[Myu-to]

I find people who haven't sent their pictures, and people that exclude me from Christmas fun reeeeeeaallly annoying right now.

Merry Christmas, may dogs jerk off on their faces.

[b i o n i c]

would you whack it if you had claws for hands and were that flexible?


edit: i think i know the answer to that

[jennyb]

I wish crinkly food packaging was OUTLAWED in movie theaters and airline flights. I cannot focus on anything but that little annoying crinkle noise and wanna freak out and choke the person making it. :o

phew, ok got that off my chest

[Audio.]

Oscar Nominated Movies.

:mad:
I'm talking about the kind of played out movies where the characters have a Southern American accent, a person coming from the south, who happen to have some kind weakness (maybe a handicapped) or has this special thing that no one in the movie has (like being a super genius) which is what the plot works around on, a type of character who has a love interest, these pre-couple temporarily separate, joining back again once more to make a cheap joyful ending. Did I mention the type of movie where the setting is either during from 1920 to 1960. Also, its either likely rich characters or poor characters and maybe both types in the same film. Usually somewhere in the story there is some struggle which separates the couple kind of like Forrest Gump and that movie A Beautiful Mind. Also the movie incorporates some gay ass miracle to make some shit special to wow or aww viewers. AND WTF IS UP WITH THE WHISPERING! Seriously, its played the fuck out.

LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU. I just wanted to tell you before I go....
I love you...


pffft. LAME.

[russhie]

The stitches in my mouth
The fact that I feel fat again for the first time in awhile
Um
My new hairspray lied, it doesn't provide anywhere near the level of volume it promised me.

[ET]

Plastic shower loofahs + shower gel = no more magic pube sprinkles.

My major pet peeve is lack of turn signal use. If my verbal expletives could turn into physical manifestations my car would have been full of cunts, feces, dicks, mothers, mothers eating dicks, mothers getting dicks in vaginas, and Bob Saget.

[Dorothy Wood]

ARTWORKS!:mad:

Artworks, with this overplayed subject like a toddler -- mostly a girl -- holding a balloon at front of a huge threat in the middle of ruined field,
Or, the same toddler concept but this time the red fucking balloon floating away and the toddler has a worried and desire body expression towards the red fuckn balloon. Its plaaaaaaaaaaaayed out too much up the fucking ass and out the fucking mouth. Google the keywords 'girl, balloon, art' or at a art community site and you'll see how over used the idea has become.

didn't find anything but banksy stuff, and this:
http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/balloonart8.jpg

blam!

[Audio.]

See I knew Banksy would shown up. Its not the most original idea though Banksy did brought popularity with the concept from the movie Red Balloon.

But that one up there kicks ass! Balloon lion.

[MC Moot]

I seem to be having trouble keeping my laces tied...yes...and not just with a specific pair of kicks but all footwear in general...I believe I may be regressing...

[Audio.]

Spyware and Trojan Virus :mad:

I have downloaded Malwarebyte and it was awesome. I downloaded SuperAntiSpyware, also awesome. BUT I still get the fucking damn fake Security Center Alert thing with this fucking TrojanG Bulllshit trying to get me to download some security off this fake website. I've downloaded Spyhunter and Spydoctor or some shit similar to that title and they all want me to purchase their shit. Currently SASware cant find any infections nor does Malwarebyte. I'm about to restore the system to an earlier month.


Bottomline: I HATE YOU MOTHAF***** pieces of s***, suck it you f*** arrrrrrrrrhhhhhh *chomps on monitor*.

[b i o n i c]

that balloon thing also applies to kites, audio

i have a business card for someone's company here whose logo is a little girl in a little dress in little pigeon toes maryjanes flying a kite - PLAYED. this card gets an AUTOMATIC toss into the trash(y)

[b i o n i c]

people who use the words quasi and uber love the sound of their own voice way too much.

oh. mah. GOD. this mocha chai cinna quasi soya coffee is UBER yummy, lalalalalalalalalal *chockes on own tongue*

[Audio.]

oooh man. The kite thing? hahah thats like the old school of little girl cliche crap.



sigh, I cant restore my pc back to a certain date(s) and I dunno how to get rid of this thing. When I open mozilla I get this message "Insecure Internet activity. Threat of virus attack" instead of my homepage.

I give up. I'm gonna have to send it to a friend of mine for some fixing and hopefully I some extra stuff out of it. I got the whole Adobe Premium Package with Photoshop, Illustrator, DreamWeaver, the works for 40 BUCKS.

Hopefully he has Corelpainter 8.

[Rock]

Needy cunty selfish non-blood related family members.

Possible torn shoulder ligaments.

The movie Party Girl.

The urge to smoke cigarettes.

Drug tests for jobs.

Colored christmas lights.

Flat soda.

[b i o n i c]

"hubby" / "wifey"

generally speaking it seems like the smaller chance the person had of getting married, the more likely they are to use the word "hubby" if they luck out.

"wifey"... dudes, if you call your chick wifey, please ask for your kakanbawls back. these guys also tend to do the doilie and feminine hygiene product shopping in the house and are known to wear aprons while dusting the cats

[AceFace]

i call him "husboo" sometimes. i try not to, but it just comes out.

[b i o n i c]

husboo and any permutations on boo are more rare and passible. hubby = my hed esplod

[MC Moot]

My left fucking foot… (http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x265/mcmoot/fuckdfoot.jpg)rolled it again…look at it!...wait no…don’t it’s horrible…:mad:

[b i o n i c]

(^)oowwww > annoying

[MC Moot]

Sick people whom have no regard for the fact that they are contagious and hover in your office…fuck’n hacking,sneezing n’ wheezing…piss off!...you’re kinda nasty,snotty…cover your freakin mouth and take a sick day allready…GO AWAY!

:mad:

[na§tee]

is this like pet peeves thread part 2? are pet peeves different from annoyances? i have plenty of both.

[jabumbo]

i used to know a couple of girls who called each other and close friends hubby and wifey. while the actual words didn't really bother me, the fact that they called so many different people those names really bothered me after a while.

[Audio.]

MOVIE TRAILERS :mad:

movie trailers with opera vocals being used to make things overly exciting or dramatic.

[russhie]

Plastic shower loofahs + shower gel = no more magic pube sprinkles.

She just got a boyfriend so I gave her the name and number of my waxer. No more sprinkles!

Current annoyances:
I just spent all day cleaning the house I share with two other people while they were at work. They are now bitching about work. I'm annoyed that they think my day off was spent luxuriantly spreadeagled in bed.

[marsdaddy]

Plastic shower loofahs + shower gel = no more magic pube sprinkles.Dude! My kids use loofahs and shower gel = just babes.

My current annoyance is the email server is down.

[ET]

She just got a boyfriend so I gave her the name and number of my waxer. No more sprinkles!

Great way to start off the new year! Too bad about missing out on being spreadeagled. :(

I'm a tad annoyed that I need a new loofah... it's kind of getting soft.

[Audio.]

what are loofahs used for?:confused:

[ET]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luffa

It's for middle aged women to rub on their vajoo-joos.

[Audio.]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww we have those stuff a lot in our showers. I'm not gonna - okay I know a loofah is now. I think I'll start using one seeing as how I'm getting pores on shoulders recently.

[ET]

Pick up the plastic ones. You can get them at Bed Bath & Beyond for a few bucks. I just use shower gel now and it beats the hell out of bar soap. Cheaper too. I always buy the 2 packs of old spice (sshhhh, it's my secret weapon!) and it lasts for weeks. For my vajoo-joo.


I find it annoying that the After Hours scent is now 2.oz less at the same price. F that. Go with the original scent in the bigger bottle.

[Audio.]

Pick up the plastic ones. You can get them at Bed Bath & Beyond for a few bucks. I just use shower gel now and it beats the hell out of bar soap. Cheaper too. I always buy the 2 packs of old spice (sshhhh, it's my secret weapon!) and it lasts for weeks. For my vajoo-joo.


I find it annoying that the After Hours scent is now 2.oz less at the same price. F that. Go with the original scent in the bigger bottle.

I'll if there are any at the corner market, thanks.

[b i o n i c]

MOVIE TRAILERS :mad:

movie trailers with opera vocals being used to make things overly exciting or dramatic.

fuck yes i was thinking this a coupla days ago. i watched three movies in a row and they all had the "hooo-hooooooooooooo hoooo....." falsetto, boy-sounding woman, "operatic", ambient singing. give me a fffffffffackin break, movies! somewhere, hollywood has a rooom with a microphone full of these singers chained to a wall working for bread and water... "DO THAT PUSSY SINGIN SHIT AGAIN! WE GOT FIVE TRAILERS TO CAN TODAY" every time i hear that i imagine they're just hungry.

and i bet they eat their bread hunched over with both hands.

YEAH!

[Lyman Zerga]

everything but the padster

[fucktopgirl]

HAving to wait 2 hours to get to my new class.

The fact that my belly cry for food while only having an avocado to eat and this du to the principle that i gain some weight during the holidays.

[Lex Diamonds]

everything but the padster
TRB

[fucktopgirl]

The girl that is typing like a freak beside me, fast and hard.i just want to punch her...or tell her to fucking calm down.

[b i o n i c]

craigslist. im trying to sell my car and people keep flagging my fucking ads and getting them deleted! its probably some other person selling their less hot ass car. my jeep has a bigger cock that theirs

[AceFace]

this damn DTV conversion. i'm so afraid my little old TV upstairs isn't gonna work anymore. it has no remote and only goes up to 99. so now i'm looking for a TV that i really don't want to buy.

yes, i could go without, but i enjoy my little TV in my bedroom. as expensive as they are, it looks like i'll be going without anyway. :(

[Audio.]

well in the long run you get to have a tv for a long long while.

[Waus]

Fucking ice on the fucking roads all the fucking time.

[Dorothy Wood]

the proliferation of the word "ginormous". :mad:


nerves about new job. ugh.

[Freebasser]

The 1930s
Pasta
Snails
Portugal
Right Said Fred

[MC Moot]

Christmas commercials still running
Christmas trees still up
Christmas lights still on

IT'S OVER!

[Gareth]

-getting sick during summer
-my boss

[mikizee]

Moving away further from work, friends, and pretty much anything cool.

Heres to massive cab fares when ya drunk!

[AceFace]

Christmas commercials still running
Christmas trees still up
Christmas lights still on

IT'S OVER!
people still sporting Christmas avatars.

IT'S OVER!

:p

[Kid Presentable]

luxuriantly spreadeagled in bed.

Damn mikizee didn't put this in his sig?

[mikizee]

Wow, yeah, I really dropped the ball there didn't I




















Got damn

[fucktopgirl]

My fucking teacher who don't want to give me the 5% i deserve.... criss de cunt.

[trailerprincess]

The new ban on access to hotmail/yahoo/gmail at work.
Fuckers.

[Lyman Zerga]

my very current migraine attacks

[beastieangel01]

not all of us are elitist asses, some of us are conservatives at heart and even support gun ownership and the 2nd amendment, as well as fiscal responsibility and a smaller government. don't pigeonhole all left-leaning folks into this hippie nest of doucheeness. I for one don't fit any mould, but I certainly don't abide by the horseShit policy of the modern-age republican party. Today's republicans are nothing like our founding fathers' at all.

BTW, here's a hankey for you, Mr. Cranky. You have 4 years of dealing with us now,

Lovingly,

The Liberal Elite

I can't believe I missed this and that no one gave it props. I want to clap for it, haha.

My list:

- Going back to "wifey", I think the word is annoying but even more so, the whole idea of what being a "wifey" has become sickens me. T-Shirts with a girl only in underwear & heels, ironing, completely in make up and drinking a 40. In some ways funny, in other ways why would I sport such a shirt and be proud to be a "wifey"? Oh good, I'm just a trophy housewife. No thanks. Which is not to say I don't like to get all made up, I clean and I cook, but I have more goals and ambition than that. I'm not some house pet. I guess you could say being a trophy housewife is a goal to some women though, which saddens me. Sigh.

- "Was" vs "Were" although sometimes I get it wrong, too.

- Office kitchen areas. They are never, EVER EVER EVER pleasant. People do not know how to clean up after themselves, be it trash or dishes. That or they are too lazy to bother and think someone else will do it for them. If it's not that, people are stealing food from the fridge. Due to being an administrative assistant, the bane of my current existence is the office kitchen. It's never mattered where I work, it's always the same.

p.s. unfortunately I shed hair constantly. Thing is I have plenty of hair on my head, I just shed and shed. I am not even trying to leave it everywhere either :( I can't help it! I try to clean it up as much as I can though. Also, I use the words "uber" and "ginormous" :( but not really in speech, just online.

this might be the longest post I've ever made.

[Bob]

Fucking ice on the fucking roads all the fucking time.

it was the iciest i've ever seen it on monday. the sidewalk was just covered in ice, it was impossible to get any traction. if i had to walk down a hill i just had to give up and slide down and grab a tree or a pole or something at the bottom. i could have literally ice skated to the train without a problem, it was that icy, i'm not even exaggerating

[jennyb]

awww ok just gotta say it, Bob and Crys.... both of your posts = ADORABLE :o(y)

[Dorothy Wood]

speaking of ice, I just fell down on some hard. I fucked my knee right up the ass. seriously. I don't even know how one slips and flies into the air and lands directly on one's kneecap. :(

it is extremely annoying! especially since I'm supposed to be putting on a dress and heels in about 20 minutes.

I'm just hoping I didn't hurt it too bad, because I can't fucking afford to get my teeth fixed AND my knee fixed.

obama pls hlp :(

[Lex Diamonds]

I fucked my knee right up the ass.
Congrats, this is the most creative use of swearing I've seen for a while. (y)

[marsdaddy]

People expecting Obama to cure cancer.

Obama talking about the BCS.

Feeling bad for Madoff's rich clients and not really hearing about the charities.

[Audio.]

insomnia

[funk63]

speaking of ice, I just fell down on some hard. I fucked my knee right up the ass. seriously. I don't even know how one slips and flies into the air and lands directly on one's kneecap. :(

it is extremely annoying! especially since I'm supposed to be putting on a dress and heels in about 20 minutes.

I'm just hoping I didn't hurt it too bad, because I can't fucking afford to get my teeth fixed AND my knee fixed.

obama pls hlp :(

This nunteacher I had one time said she slipped on ice but jesus caught her.

[Lyman Zerga]

gay funk!

[russhie]

Boys!
My credit card statement
Thinking about having to go to work tomorrow

[Freebasser]

Nipples.
Water.
Korean television.
Pumpkins.

[b i o n i c]

i was out running errands today and saw a CUTE little dog just scampering about on the sidewalk of a busy street. it didnt have a collar on it, so i crouched down to pet it and see if it would come to me, and it did. so i picked it up and walked into the store it was in front of and asked, "is this someone;s dog?"

"yeeeeah, he mine."

so i handed it over and said, "yeah, little girl might get run over."

"aw naww, he trained... thank you"

she was polite, but what the fak... "no collar? nothing... dont let this little thing run into the street"

"noooo he trained..." the thing was tiny, i dont think it was old enough to be "trained".

asshole(n)

[Lyman Zerga]

drug threads

[Lex Diamonds]

You love drugs you slag. Or I thought you did when I gave you that Rohypnol?

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

The Padster.

[trailerprincess]

Work. I was all chirpy when I came in today. Had been singing along to Solomon Burke on the way in and within about 10minutes of stepping into the office, I had been pushed to the brink of rage.

[fucktopgirl]

The cold snap -31 with the wind chill. INsane.

Yesterday i try to walk a bit, after 15 minute ,i could'nt not feel my legs anymore. I don't mind winter but with normal temperature, -10/-20 is alright

[Lyman Zerga]

You love drugs you slag. Or I thought you did when I gave you that Rohypnol?

whats that? nasal spray?



and DSR you just didnt say that!!!!

[Lex Diamonds]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rohypnol#Drug-facilitated_sexual_assault

;)

[Audio.]

commercials with electronic mix of random sounds. they suck at making a decent electronic song.

[Lyman Zerga]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rohypnol#Drug-facilitated_sexual_assault

;)

sounds sexy

[ET]

So I was talking to some girl and as she was in the process of showing me her bellybutton ring. (y)

Then her pot bellied partner walks up and shows me his. (n)

Some people have no manners.

[mate_spawn_die]

now matter how many times i shake my dick after pissing... i always seem to have a tiny drop of piss in my underwear :mad:

[Lyman Zerga]

always thought guys should use toilet paper too


cant tell me you need a whole roll for that thingie

[jennyb]

when cabinet drawers/doors do not get shut all the way... drives me nuts

[Gareth]

Boys!
My credit card statement
Thinking about having to go to work tomorrow

same
swap "Boys!" for "Girls!" though
fuck

[checkyourprez]

i tell you something that really grinds my fucking gears.

when people say "excuse you" when they should be saying "excuse me".


i work at an better than most grocery store chain and i stock shelves while im back at school. anyway i always get people saying "excuse you" like they clearly dont see me working and especially when there is usually another way around where im at/what im doing. it wreaks of pompousness to me. its one thing if im wheeling something around and i come around a corner quickly and almost run into someone or something. to say "excuse you" to me is perfectly fine.

but when i am clearly standing in front of something putting say, cans of soup, on a shelf working with about 2 feet of space, when there is 3 or 4 feet on the other side of the aisle, and they choose to walk directly into what im doing and basically say i am in there way and should move. that burns me like no other. i really would like to tell some of these people to eat a dick.

them saying "excuse me" are fine because they are acknowledging the fact that they are inconveniencing me. it would be like a customer examining products and me trying to walking in front of them and basically telling them they are in my way. i either ask politely, go around, or wait. all im asking is for a little common decency you know.

[Rock]

girls in failing relationships that want my curry kabob. the girls aren't annoying, just the situation.

[b i o n i c]

i tell you something that really grinds my fucking gears.

when people say "excuse you" when they should be saying "excuse me".


i work at an better than most grocery store chain and i stock shelves while im back at school. anyway i always get people saying "excuse you" like they clearly dont see me working and especially when there is usually another way around where im at/what im doing. it wreaks of pompousness to me. its one thing if im wheeling something around and i come around a corner quickly and almost run into someone or something. to say "excuse you" to me is perfectly fine.

but when i am clearly standing in front of something putting say, cans of soup, on a shelf working with about 2 feet of space, when there is 3 or 4 feet on the other side of the aisle, and they choose to walk directly into what im doing and basically say i am in there way and should move. that burns me like no other. i really would like to tell some of these people to eat a dick.

them saying "excuse me" are fine because they are acknowledging the fact that they are inconveniencing me. it would be like a customer examining products and me trying to walking in front of them and basically telling them they are in my way. i either ask politely, go around, or wait. all im asking is for a little common decency you know.

this is because you live in long island.

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gwyneth paltrow

[Lex Diamonds]

The coursework that was due 3 hours ago. I got the 24 hour window but I can't see myself doing that shit in the next 21 hours, it's boring as hell.

[na§tee]

if you don't do your uni work you're gonna have to drop out and get a J-O-B :eek: now if that aint motivation enough...

what is it on?

[taquitos]

rape charges :(

[mate_spawn_die]

how every single new horror movie that gets released nowadays has that same stupid fucking special effect

you know the one

where there's some sort of monster/humanoid/demon/dead woman zombie thing that moves all slow and "creepy" and one of it's body parts (usually the head) jerks really fast... like they sped up the film really fast... but the only part that's sped up is the body part or the monster thing itself...

and there's always some kinda loud static sound effect during the jerking part

I HATE THAT SHIT!

it's so corny and over used

you know what i mean? tell me i'm not crazy and the only person who has noticed this!

[taquitos]

yeah you're not alone, they definitely do that a lot.

usually on the japanese remakes right?

or maybe just on movies that remind me of those.

[Lex Diamonds]

if you don't do your uni work you're gonna have to drop out and get a J-O-B :eek: now if that aint motivation enough...

what is it on?
It's a load of write-anything bollocks about "my thoughts on the university" and how I feel about motivation. Basically a load of bullshit that is really easy but incredibly boring.

[Dorothy Wood]

that kind of stuff still scares me. :(

but I'm the kind of person who jumps when the house lights go on at the end of a scary movie.


I am currently annoyed that my bus was late and then there was traffic, and then I didn't have time to get a bagel, so I went to walgreens to get a frozen chimichanga (my go to breakfast back up plan, hush), and they were out, so I got some apple slices, string cheese and a V-8, but then there was a line full of old ladies and carts so I was late for work anyway.

and I'm still hungry. also, the good restaurants around here are closed on mondays and I'm working alone, so ima probably have to order delivery which is too expensive. I should've just gone grocery shopping yesterday like I meant to.

I'm actually not that annoyed, I'm in a good mood kind of, my cold is going away, I feel almost normal.

[funk63]

:mad: ...christians.
I'm fucking coming for you you sadomasochist fucks.

[jennyb]

People's thoughts on my life...

[b i o n i c]

driving in manhattan

[Lyman Zerga]

i love men whos hats fit with their tans

[MC Moot]

1) When I have an itch underneath this fucking cast...

2) Crutches in general...

3) A friend dropped off some smoke last night,at my request,to help me pass some of these duller day's and he brought zig-zag blues...I mean come on...it's been awhile since I've twisted one but who the hell rolls with blues?

4) I've been at my girls place for day's now...so that means 1% milk and no meat just fish,tofu,beans and grains...I could BBQ the cat right now...

[b i o n i c]

hot drinks that are too hot and wont cool down

[jennyb]

people who shuffle their feet

[russhie]

My ex

[TurdBerglar]

people who shuffle their feet

i can't stand this!

girls do this so much!


pick up your feet, bitch!


i don't care that your fucking pants are so tight that you can't lift your legs properly. fucking tigh-panted whore! lift your feet!

[Yetra Flam]

wait, how do tight pants make lifting your feet difficult?

[TurdBerglar]

too much constriction!

[Yetra Flam]

constricting so much that the legs cannot be bent or lifted? i would be more concerned about noxious yeast infections rather than feet shuffling.

[TurdBerglar]

these are whores! remember??? all they care about is painted on jeans with no pantylines!

[Yetra Flam]

psh, thats all you care about

[TurdBerglar]

yeah so


im not shuffling my feet though!

[Lyman Zerga]

i can't stand this!

girls do this so much!


pick up your feet, bitch!


i don't care that your fucking pants are so tight that you can't lift your legs properly. fucking tigh-panted whore! lift your feet!

i thought i was a lazy walker for a long time but i was just wearing the wrong shoes, they been to loose or something IN CASE YOU WONDERED

[mate_spawn_die]

how i can never use super glue without getting it on my fingers

[ericlee]

Fast food joints that don't give you ketchup when you order fries. They shouldn't have to ask if you would like some nor should you request it.

[b i o n i c]

kettles who call the pot black

[ericlee]

people that are too big squeezing their way into that seat between you and someone else on the train.

It's understandable that standing can be uncomfortable at times but why make three people uncomfortable?

[Yetra Flam]

katy perry


i mean, i don't even have a good reason that i know of. i just hate her bitch face.

[beastieangel01]

^she has no talent, her songs are awful and yet she was nominated for a GRAMMY. Those things have long been a joke, but jesus.

There is a reason to find her annoying. I promise.

[darius]

hearing people chew and smack their food, as well as biting the fork. Oh and scraping the bowl/plate to get the last nano meter of food in their face..... AHHHHHHHHHHH

[-T-]

i mean, i don't even have a good reason that i know of.



Maybe cause you're hot then you're cold you're yes then you're no you're in then you're out you're up then you're down you're wrong when it's right????

[Yetra Flam]

^she has no talent, her songs are awful and yet she was nominated for a GRAMMY. Those things have long been a joke, but jesus.

There is a reason to find her annoying. I promise.

ok cool. she also has a bitch face.

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm pretty annoyed that my grandma died instead of katy perry.

[Lyman Zerga]

haha :(

when she got a price for her music which she had to give back i HA HAed at my tv

there are billion good reasons to hate her (yes, hating on celebrities is ok)

[ericlee]

^^^^

[jennyb]

hearing people chew and smack their food, as well as biting the fork. Oh and scraping the bowl/plate to get the last nano meter of food in their face..... AHHHHHHHHHHH

^I think I love you and yeah, I do love this thread. ...now onto further annoying things.

Radio DJs that have the sound of spit sloshing around in their mouths when they talk. Gross. If you have mouth issues like that do NOT step in front of a microphone. Just. Sayin.

[Yetra Flam]

reggaeton :mad:

[Audio.]

^hated it since the start.

Chris Klein.

[Gareth]

first year university students who are just discovering the night life

[b i o n i c]

dumb people who think they're smart.

long winded dumb people.

dumb people.

[taquitos]

girlz

[Gareth]

girls...and trying to buy jeans
jeans have to be the most annoying thing to shop for

[Lyman Zerga]

god, fate whatever

[ericlee]

hearing people chew and smack their food, as well as biting the fork. Oh and scraping the bowl/plate to get the last nano meter of food in their face..... AHHHHHHHHHHH

You do not want to go to China then. They eat pretty loud over there. Slurping, mouths open, lip smacking.

[Audio.]

People who come by in message boards to say something negatively blunt to insult without making any logical sense as to why they feel negative. Basically, trolls and whiny little cunts. The type that troll on imdb.

But most of all my insomnia. 4 years counting. To give you an idea of what time I sleep its 3:20 am past my usual bed time hour 2am. I'm just watching Look Around You and I'm off to sheep.


btw, Anyone own a PS3 and has a copy of SF4? We spar, yes?

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

My ex-girlfriend.

We broke up 8 fucking months ago, and I've had a new lady for ages now. Leave me the fuck alone. Your a married 34 year old mother and your hung up over a 23 year old geek.

Fail.

[b i o n i c]

i shaved and went to buy smokes and the cunt wouldnt sell me cigarettes. they told me my id was fake, im nearly 31 friggen years old! i told him to get the manager, and they still wouldnt sell me the smokes, i called them cunts under my breath and left

cunts

[hpdrifter]

The fact that every time another administrative department around here implodes my department is expected to absorb the slack into an already full workload, learn an entirely new, unique skill set, and fix problems they have no training for and had no hand in making.

[b i o n i c]

people in shitty cars who hook their crappers up like its gonna go faster if their windshield says "loco motion"

[Nuzzolese]

my boss's laugh, and her sneeze. I just know her sneeze is totally phony baloney but I don't know how to prove it.

Whistling - a coworker of mine whistles all the time, but it isn't a tune or a song, it's just a high pitched tone that perfectly pierces my eardrums, and my brain, and my patience

[b i o n i c]

you;re just annoyed at people with affected/effected (which one i dunno) traits.

yeah i FUCKING HATE that

[jennyb]

...
Whistling - a coworker of mine whistles all the time, but it isn't a tune or a song, it's just a high pitched tone that perfectly pierces my eardrums, and my brain, and my patience

seriously... (y) omg that is sooooooooo annoying - that's when my headphones come out and thee ol itunes gets fired up

[Nuzzolese]

you;re just annoyed at people with affected/effected (which one i dunno) traits.

yeah i FUCKING HATE that


You mean with affectations? I am, very much so. I bet I would hate most celebrities in person.

I do listen to my headphones at work but then I feel rude when someone comes up to my desk, because I have to turn them off and it might make them feel like they've disturbed me.

[AceFace]

my boss's laugh, and her sneeze. I just know her sneeze is totally phony baloney but I don't know how to prove it.

Whistling - a coworker of mine whistles all the time, but it isn't a tune or a song, it's just a high pitched tone that perfectly pierces my eardrums, and my brain, and my patience

ok, i work for a whistling boss who's so happy he can't help but whistle. he will whistle christmas songs in the summer to annoy me.

i'm glad he's happy, but damn! nobody likes a whistler.

[mickill]

I used to work with this middle eastern fellow, not sure where from specifically. But he'd whistle these irritating belly dancer-sounding melodies with lots of sharp notes and trills. It was pretty aggravating to say the least.

[mickill]

Currently, I'm very annoyed by that Beyonce "Halo" song. Yuck. It's like she took the climax from every overly sentimental, bombastic, cornball R&B song from the mid to late 90s and injected them with steroids to make one big super song. The whole thing sounds like the end of the song. I haven't seen the video, but I can only assume it involves things like people dressed in white, golden chariots, weeping cherubs and God's hands descending from Heaven to sweep Beyonce across an ocean of dancing unicorns, with a few shots of the iPhone 3G thrown in for good measure.

And I though that the Single Ladies and If I Were A Boy singles were bad.

[Nuzzolese]

And I though that the Single Ladies and If I Were A Boy singles were bad.


I enjoy those singles :o

[mickill]

I want you out by the time I get home. And don't you dare take the good luggage.

[Nuzzolese]

that's okay, I'm a survivor

[mickill]

We're not going to do this cutesy back and forth thing. I will not cater 2 u.

[Yetra Flam]

already cheap people using the bad economy as an excuse to be even cheaper.

[Lyman Zerga]

Currently, I'm very annoyed by that Beyonce "Halo" song. Yuck. It's like she took the climax from every overly sentimental, bombastic, cornball R&B song from the mid to late 90s and injected them with steroids to make one big super song. The whole thing sounds like the end of the song. I haven't seen the video, but I can only assume it involves things like people dressed in white, golden chariots, weeping cherubs and God's hands descending from Heaven to sweep Beyonce across an ocean of dancing unicorns, with a few shots of the iPhone 3G thrown in for good measure.

And I though that the Single Ladies and If I Were A Boy singles were bad.

they were bad and they still are

before i didnt give a shit about her but now i dislike her since she "forgot" to pick up her dog, idiot

i would rape the shit out of her man though

[Videodrome]

The fact that every time another administrative department around here implodes my department is expected to absorb the slack into an already full workload, learn an entirely new, unique skill set, and fix problems they have no training for and had no hand in making.
yeah, isn't that awesome? i fucking love bailing everybody out.

[jennyb]

bromance

[na§tee]

I will not cater 2 u.
HA!

fucking assholes using their mobile phones as miniature portable stereos on the bus. fuck you i don't want to listen to your shitty dance/hip hop.

[Yetra Flam]

that song, blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol, blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol. yeah people play that on the train, like on their sidekicks or whatever phones you play shitty r n b on.

[Gareth]

already cheap people using the bad economy as an excuse to be even cheaper.

hah!
cheap people really annoy me
and so do people that talk about money all the time.
like about investments, mortgages, how to make money out of money and that kinda shit
yawn
i'd be annoyed if rihanna secretly married chris brown

[Dorothy Wood]

longduckdong

headaches when the weather changes

[ericlee]

I saw at least 4 male dogs which were all older than 2 years old that squatted to piss within the past week. One of them had a gay owner and the poor dog had to wear some stupid patented leather vest.

[Dorothy Wood]

oh man, fags are so ridiculous

[b i o n i c]

i saw this female doberman humping a bichon frise, what a dyke! the owner had a mullet

[ericlee]

oh man, fags are so ridiculous

It's cool for people to be gay and wear what they want. It's their choice.

But not the dog, man.

[ericlee]

i saw this female doberman humping a bichon frise, what a dyke! the owner had a mullet

oh man. Just thinking of the offspring if it could actually happen is humorous.

My female dog used to try to hump other dog's heads and shit too. Whatever pleases her I guess.

[b i o n i c]

It's cool for people to be gay and wear what they want. It's their choice.

But not the dog, man.

man if i were a male dog, no way go for dirty male dug butt. if go straight for that sweet sweet dirty female dog butt.. awww yeah thats the stuff. not even close

[b i o n i c]

when its raining and assholes say, "hey, stayin dry?". no you fucking asshole im gonna go out there and see just how sopping wet i can get. actually ive said that before, so someone punch me.

the messy bouncy bun that chicks wear on the top of their head. what the fuck is that? it makes no fucking sense

my friends idiot room mate wears this fucking stupid white tee shirt that he drew on with markers and made childlike drawings on. ok i can kinda dig it a little but that shit is his uniform. its like some sort of ironic statement against fashion or branded clothing or trying to project some sort of i dont give a fuck attitude, it actually has the opposite effect because it would just be easier to wear a white shirt.

[AceFace]

when its raining and assholes say, "hey, stayin dry?". no you fucking asshole im gonna go out there and see just how sopping wet i can get. actually ive said that before, so someone punch me.

the messy bouncy bun that chicks wear on the top of their head. what the fuck is that? it makes no fucking sense

my friends idiot room mate wears this fucking stupid white tee shirt that he drew on with markers and made childlike drawings on. ok i can kinda dig it a little but that shit is his uniform. its like some sort of ironic statement against fashion or branded clothing or trying to project some sort of i dont give a fuck attitude, it actually has the opposite effect because it would just be easier to wear a white shirt.
i think the messy bouncy bun is actually a pony tail not pulled all the way through to make a fake bun.

personally i think it's yicky too.

[b i o n i c]

yeah, its not like they forgot to pull it all the way through - they purposely did that for the 'look'. its not like you they can forget either, the feel of a crump of hair bobbing about on your head has got to be hard to miss. its the affectation

like dudes who go out shopping for beat up looking clothes. just beat up your own fucking clothes if you want to look like a shithead doesnt give a shit but actually tries really hard... or better yet, if you're going for the "i dont try" look, just dont buy any new clothes, wear your old clothes till you look like an authentic homeless fleabag.

or if you just like that look, just admit it and dont try to come off as someone who doesnt give a shit, when in fact you do give gigantic turds

[nodanaonlyzuul]

the messy bouncy bun that chicks wear on the top of their head. what the fuck is that? it makes no fucking sense


I wear that a lot to work because I don't want to wake up early enough to blow dry my hair and wear it down. If I pull it out all the way to a pony tail it gets dry and super frizzy, much like it would if I left it down when wet.

So I do that thing. I usually stick a few pins in it though it make it not bouncy.

Whatever though. It feels comfortable since it keeps the hair out of my face and takes two seconds to do. Anyone that doesn't like it can eat me :p

[nodanaonlyzuul]

all things I find annoying right now are related to my job.

I am mostly annoyed at myself though because I lost my purse last night. :mad:

[b i o n i c]

numnumnumnum

its more the ones who wear sweatpants and uggs with the bobbing hair thing, often accompanied by the around the neck keychain strip hanging out the pocket.. you know what im talking about. its a look

[Dorothy Wood]

numnumnumnum

its more the ones who wear sweatpants and uggs with the bobbing hair thing, often accompanied by the around the neck keychain strip hanging out the pocket.. you know what im talking about. its a look



yeah, that's called "sorority girl day wear".

sometimes they also wear a thin elastic headband with the up 'do.

it's a relaxed look, but they most likely will sport full faces of make up. including black eyeliner and heavy mascara.

[NoFenders]

Drivers who drive side by side for miles, as if to say "You wont pass us, we're driving the speed limit and you should too".

Just not cool at all.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

numnumnumnum

its more the ones who wear sweatpants and uggs with the bobbing hair thing, often accompanied by the around the neck keychain strip hanging out the pocket.. you know what im talking about. its a look

oh, yes. It makes more sense now.

although the hair thing is still a tad similar to my technique, I definitely don't rock that look. :|

DOWN WITH UGGS. DOWN. Especially in SoCal.

[Randetica]

the only kind of uggs i like are those that dont look like uggs

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

Racists. People that talk behind backs. Backs that hurt. That highly annoying girl in class.

[MC Moot]

when its raining and assholes say, "hey, stayin dry?". no you fucking asshole im gonna go out there and see just how sopping wet i can get..

I love N.Y...(y)


alway's will...

[Randetica]

i just wanted to go outside for the first time since february but i dont fit into any of my pants anymore

life really gets better each day..

[trailerprincess]

A friend who spent nearly £600 earlier this month on botox and fillers not attending another mutual friends 30th birthday meal (not somewhere flash either) because she's skint.

AAARRGGGHHHHH...

[Nuzzolese]

yeah, its not like they forgot to pull it all the way through - they purposely did that for the 'look'. its not like you they can forget either, the feel of a crump of hair bobbing about on your head has got to be hard to miss. its the affectation



I read this back when you posted it and forgot to get around to responding but this is really important because I don't think you should go around being misinformed about the ponytail style you are describing. There are a number of practical reasons for the hairstyle mentioned here. First of all, when you pull your hair into a regular hanging-down pontytail, your long hair weighs the elastic down so it cn fall out easily and come loose. The only way to prevent that is to tie the elastic so tight that it can pull on your hair uncomfortably and after an entire day will leave an extremely sore spot on your scalp, not to mention major kinks in your hair that won't come out until you wash it. The more gentle method of the pull-through loop thing can create soft waves in your hair if you do it when your hair is damp. It doesn't pull on your scalp, it doesn't whip around and hit you in the face or get stuck in your lipgloss. It's so much more comfortable than a regular ponytail, and it's better for your hair.

[b i o n i c]

hmmm... i had not thought of that. so its like wearing rollers in your hair like, preventative styling. check.

[MIKEtotheD]

I find it annoying how the New York Rangers were winning the series 3-1 against the Washington Capitals...then tied it 3-3.
They JUST finished losing in Game 7, so they're out of the playoffs.
Way to go NY...

[b i o n i c]

buying a new computer

right after you hit the check out button you wonder if you should have waited another 6 months for the price to drop. its a never ending cycle of fear and inadequacy, relevance and compatibilities

[russhie]

I'm irritated by so much lately - work, uni, housemates, boys. I could go on forever.

[trailerprincess]

The fact that I seem to have an allergy to either my new lip balm, facewash or moisterisor but can't seem to work out which one.

[camo]

Taking tablets that are supposed to help you but having to take another set to counter the side effects of them.

Then finding that the second set make things worst.

[Randetica]

my neck and ischias is killing me

[MC Moot]

I went for physio on my achilles last night and he worked on my knee for a bit and it's right fucked up this morning...first time back on pain killers and anti-inflamatory's in a month...fuck me,he's not touching the knee again...:mad:

[Rock]

I find it annoying how the New York Rangers were winning the series 3-1 against the Washington Capitals...then tied it 3-3.
They JUST finished losing in Game 7, so they're out of the playoffs.
Way to go NY...
I loved that. Terrible game 7 but the Caps won, so fuck yeah!

[nodanaonlyzuul]

automated, voice recognition customer service. I hate it. I always just say "REPRESENTATIVE".

Also, if it asked me for the last four of my social and why I am calling so it can direct me to someone, why does the person ask me for both things AGAIN?! Does it not show that on the screen for the operator? Why not? I just told it so WTF! What a waste of fucking time to ask me two times in a row.

ANNOYING!

I am also annoyed about the fact that my nose piercing started out just fine for months and is only now having problems. This is the second keloid I've gotten and it keeps hurting whenever I make out with my boyfriend. I'm going to take it out.

Fucking thing sucks.

[MIKEtotheD]

I loved that. Terrible game 7 but the Caps won, so fuck yeah!

It was a shit game indeed.
Obviously I wanted the Rangers to win the Cup...but the Caps were my second choice.
Too bad they ended up playing eachother!

[paul jones]

The media yakkety yakking about some people in Scotland having swine flu but 'They SHOULD be ok,they're getting PROPER treatment' or something like that

[Caribou]

A classmate/friend of mine, who's VERY clingy and can't be alone for 2 seconds. (She expects me to go everywhere with her).
And she can't control her hormones, which resulted in her trying to get off with 2 very good friends of mine. All she can talk about is sex. Her massive 'problem' last week was that she hadn't had sex for 3 weeks (omgosh noooo!) and she solved it by snogging a classmate and fucking her ex-boyfriend and telling me stories that 'omg she's been soooo bad and she doesn't know what to do blablabla...'

Now my 2 friends were interested in here and asked for her phonenumber and such, and I told them NO, because I like them and don't want to see them get hurt, and now one of them probably thinks I fancy him or something.

Oh btw, she was also talking to a lesbian at a party and misinterpreted her friendliness as a come-on and maybe wants to snog her next wednesday, when we're all going to a gig...

Oh grrrr. I want to tell to just fucking stop it, but knowing her she'll probably just cry, and I hate people who cry over stupid shit.

[Rock]

Hot girls with smelly vaginas. (n)

[Waus]

My wife's nose-stud.

Damn thing.

[mikizee]

Whats wrong with it

[Audio.]

Anime. Like Bleach, Inuyasha, Code Geasse, Death Note. You know. Teenage boy is chosen hero and super strong, big tit chicks, alway describing an enemies attack and how powerful it is, there is alway a narcissist, teenage girls with little girl's voice, old dudes with their eyes closed saying something that is wise and pretty obvious to begin with, bad guys laughing when really what the fuck are they laughing for, before anyone goes out to fight they smirk... lame, there is always a huge guy, a furry, a quiet girl that stutters who has a crush on another teenage kid, a character who may be gay, giant swords, there is bound to be a school, there is always a small kid who is fucking annoying and behaves like a smart ass every fucking time way worse than the old people in the anime shows, there is always a retard made to lighten the show, lame J-Pop intros, there is bound to be a slutty chic, the bad guys are usually middle aged dudes and chicks, too much drama when it its not needed (at all) etc...

oh yeah and random screams.

[Pres Zount]

Being asked for money/cigarettes every single time I catch the bus home by the same group of ne'er do-well teenagers.

[Schmeltz]

Anime. Like Bleach, Inuyasha, Code Geasse, Death Note. You know. Teenage boy is chosen hero and super strong, big tit chicks, alway describing an enemies attack and how powerful it is, there is alway a narcissist, teenage girls with little girl's voice, old dudes with their eyes closed saying something that is wise and pretty obvious to begin with, bad guys laughing when really what the fuck are they laughing for, before anyone goes out to fight they smirk... lame, there is always a huge guy, a furry, a quiet girl that stutters who has a crush on another teenage kid, a character who may be gay, giant swords, there is bound to be a school, there is always a small kid who is fucking annoying and behaves like a smart ass every fucking time way worse than the old people in the anime shows, there is always a retard made to lighten the show, lame J-Pop intros, there is bound to be a slutty chic, the bad guys are usually middle aged dudes and chicks, too much drama when it its not needed (at all) etc...

oh yeah and random screams.

Do you know what you've just described? Dude, this is basically the formula for the perfect Hollywood blockbuster. All you have to do is repress the bizarre sexual fetishism, as I have done below (without correcting your execrable grammar):


... Teenage boy is chosen hero and super strong, big tit chicks, alway describing an enemies attack and how powerful it is, there is alway a narcissist, teenage girls with little girl's voice, old dudes with their eyes closed saying something that is wise and pretty obvious to begin with, bad guys laughing when really what the fuck are they laughing for, before anyone goes out to fight they smirk ... there is always a huge guy ... a quiet girl that stutters who has a crush on another teenage kid, a character who may be gay ... there is bound to be a school, there is always a small kid who is fucking annoying and behaves like a smart ass every fucking time way worse than the old people ... there is always a retard made to lighten the show .... there is bound to be a slutty chic, the bad guys are usually middle aged dudes and chicks, too much drama when it its not needed ...

oh yeah and random screams

There you go! Just replace the twisted trans-erotic niche culture with Matthew McConaughey and/or any one of the endless parade of bland featureless blond SoCal sluts, anywhere you like, and you've got yourself a movie!

[Nuzzolese]

The Black Eyed Peas' Boom Boom song. They keep repeating the phrase "Let the beat drop...Let the beat drop....Let the beat drop" over and over again, but the beat never actually drops. Don't they know that you can't just say things like that in a song and ignore its meaning? Did they just hear it in other songs and decide to repeat without really understanding why? Do children these days not even know what "Let the beat drop" means? Why, when I was young, if the DJ said "Let the Beat Drop" then the beat really dropped!

[b i o n i c]

their dj is hard of hearing

i find the asian ninja guy on the black eyes peas highly annoying... its that haircut!

also the black dude, i wouldnt mind kicking him swiftly in the testicles

[b i o n i c]

those little tiny lips that lady gaga lipsticks on her face :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[Yetra Flam]

I'm still highly annoyed by reggaeton, and the fact that the kind of people who listen to reggaeton, seem to think that everyone in the whole fucking apartment building wants to listen to their fucking reggaeton at 2 in the afterfuckingnoon.

[Yetra Flam]

ITS ALL THE FUCKING SAME! ESSENTIALLY, IT IS LISTENING TO THE SAME SONG, OVER AND OVER AND OVER!

[Freebasser]

Not being given money/cigarettes by the same guy who gets on the bus every day, even when I ask him politely!

I need cigarettes for my sick mother!

[taquitos]

the leading horse is white
the second horse is red
the third one is a black
the last one is a green