post your Homebase/Morrisons adventures here

[paul jones]

Homebase.
Went to get 3 bags of compost.Put a quid in the trolly thing.Had to get change from inside first off nice looking blonde bird.Soon as I gets in some bloke asks me if I'm intersted in some offer shit.I say thanks but can he tell me where the compost is?
Pay for compost at till operated by fit as fuck brunette bird.I want to say to her she could do better but she is too polite and I am in a hurry.can't get quid out of trolly using the key thing.total rip off trolly thieves

Morrisons.
cunts!
I hate Morrisons when the place is heaving with ugly greasy haired motherfucker couples and their brats.See a twat bloke wearing a white beanie with peak number .what a cunt.Get 8 boxes of deep pan pizzas.At checkout see an ex boss who looks like Ron Jeremy who was/is a complete cunt outside in the car park.

[ms.peachy]

Homebase:

I have only ever been there once. I called ahead to see if they had the type of board we needed (to replace a broken slat underneath the bed) and do they have a cutting service, so we can get it cut to the length we need there and then. They say yes. So we go, and they do have the board, but tell us no, they can't cut that type of board for us, and launch into some long-winded, onsensical reason as to why, which takes five times as long as if they had just cut the damn thing and sent us on our way. Dumbasses.

Morrisons:

There is a Morrisons and a Waitrose five miutes walk from my house. 99 times out of 100 I go to Waitrose, even though it is way more expensive. You know why? Because everyone in Morrisons is hideous and lumpen, and every minute I spend there I am reminded that my time on this earth is finite and yet here I am stuck in fucking Morrisons trapped behind a family that appears to have been entirely sculpted out of chip fat. Whereas everyone in Waitrose cruises around looking like a celebrity trying not to be noticed by the paps, and I can spend a half hour in the dairy section looking at the range of stinky French cheeses and imagine I am at a market in Limoges.

[paul jones]

everyone in Morrisons is hideous and lumpen, and every minute I spend there I am reminded that my time on this earth is finite and yet here I am stuck in fucking Morrisons trapped behind a family that appears to have been entirely sculpted out of chip fat. .

also found in Iceland,Lidl,Aldi

[camo]

This should be a Homebase/Sainbury's thread seeing as they are always next to one another. Just saying. Carry on (y)

[na§tee]

i made a hate list thread and i sounded off about (the then) somerfield on byres road in glasgow. now it is morrisons, and i hate(d) it for the exact same reasons.

i just came back from morrisons a couple of hours ago. i am making a lamb curry for me mam. anyhiz, i haven't quite got used to the bristol neds (edit: CHAVS. get into the english zone, claire!) (this area is not the sort of place to have a waitrose nearby, alas) but their accents are spot on. the person in front of me at the til had TEN (count em) TEN tubs of ben and jerrys ice cream. i looked at them and said "that's a whole lot of ice cream". i thought she would maybe explain she was having a party or something but nah, she just laughed.