Gok Wan's in the wrong job

[paul jones]

he's gay and yet he's hosting that Miss Naked Britain show

is that supposed to make the women feel more comfortable or something?

[camo]

I don't care...anyways, it's tits before the watershed (y)

[Guy Incognito]

my wife has been convinced for a long time that he aint gay and that he is a massive perv.

[paul jones]

my wife has been convinced for a long time that he aint gay and that he is a massive perv.

I bet that's what he is.A horny straight perv who pretends he's gay so he can gawp at ladies in the nod and go 'go girl you look FABULOUS!' a lot

[rirv]

A pink panther extraordinaire.

[camo]

Gok Wan

Ok Wang

[Guy Incognito]

Gok Wan

Ok Wang

Go Wank

[jabumbo]

wait...


you have a miss naked show? really?

[Guy Incognito]

wait...


you have a miss naked show? really?

It's not like a show where they discuss flaps etc
.he does a show called how to look good naked, which should just be called how to look better or summat. its pretty tame, he is just looking for people with good figures, there's nay breasts and vag, its on before watershed i think.

[camo]

Go Wank

How the frig did I miss that one?!?!?!

[Guy Incognito]

How the frig did I miss that one?!?!?!

you were concentrating too much on wang again camo

[paul jones]

I hope he doesn't do a collaboration with Jeremy Kyle.

'How to look even worse and downright vomit enducing when cheap sportswear is removed'

[camo]

you were concentrating too much on wang again camo

oh fuck, please no one quote this (n)

[Guy Incognito]

oh fuck, please no one quote this (n)

you are better off keeping quiet camo, thats just asking for someone to quote it. Besides, i think you are the second person ever to quote me so i cant see a third doing it for at least 2 years.

[camo]

Oh yeah...

actually It was almost three, I was pm'd this yesterday:

Ah you fecker!

I just saw the 'it's not like a TV show where they chat flaps' post and immediately went to quote in in my signature - then went back to the boards to see if it had worked properly and saw that you'd beat me to the punch.

bugger.

Still - it's a great quote- fair enough(y)


You're in demand matey :)

[Guy Incognito]

Oh yeah...

actually It was almost three, I was pm'd this yesterday:




You're in demand matey :)

Nice - "chat flaps" is much better than what i put. In fact that should be a tv show. Gok Wan Chats Flaps.

[camo]

Gok Wan Chats Flaps and Bangers

[na§tee]

i just realised my mac at work has a dedicated § key.. that is pretty impressive. ahem.

yes. the show is called miss naked britain. the naked isn't about nudity. it's about stripping yourself of all society's pressures to be covered in slap and tanned and stand up for being bigger than a size 12, ladies! DO IT DO IT LISTEN TO GOK AND MYLEENE DO IT zzzzzZZZZZzz etc etc etc.

he calls the women "girlfriend" at every. fucking. opportunity. yes, i know you are just trying to be friendly and approachable, but if he called me girlfriend more than twice i would get my 21st century feminist fist and punch him in the throat.

anyway, the show is pants and don't get me started on how they have gone about trying to find this woman who is apparently going to speak for us all. the 'judges'.. agghh. and girlfriend wears a shitload of makeup.

[camo]

Next to the 1 key. Bonus.