UK....did anyone see Jeremy Kyle show today?

[paul jones]

those North East sisters and their mum?

the mum's ears were fucking HUGE!

When I see this programme I imagine visitors to the UK,who have just checked into their hotel and turn on the TV and are greeted with the Jeremy Kyle show..

[camo]

Well the Mrs is off ill today and no doubt she'll be lay in bed watching it so I can 80% reckon that I'll hear about it tonight.

She's always telling me about the freaks on that show...Is it addictive to watch? Personally I can't stand the sight of him or his guests.

[paul jones]

Well the Mrs is off ill today and no doubt she'll be lay in bed watching it so I can 80% reckon that I'll hear about it tonight.

She's always telling me about the freaks on that show...Is it addictive to watch? Personally I can't stand the sight of him or his guests.

yes,it is the greatest TV show ever in the history of TV

I have now sussed your avatar....I bought Dead Man's Shoes the other day and thought it was jolly good(y)

[camo]

I have now sussed your avatar....I bought Dead Man's Shoes the other day and thought it was jolly good(y)

Hey hey. Nice one, I love that film (y)

The bit infront of the garage where the 'thug' confront him for the first time is one of my favorite moments in cinema.

Sonny: Hey man, how you doin'? Rich...
[offers handshake]
Sonny: [Richard refuses handshake]
Sonny: You ok?
Richard: Mmh
[nods head]
Sonny: You know the lads had this ridiculous idea th...
Richard: [Richard interrupts him before he can finish off the sentence] Yeah, it was me.
Sonny: Oh it was? Thought so. What are you up to?
Richard: Moochin' about.
Sonny: Moochin' about? In my house?
Richard: Mmh
Sonny: Do you always paint men? Like women?... What are you doin' lad?
Richard: That's my concern.
Sonny: Not with being in my house. Where are you staying?
Richard: Motson's farm. Gonna come see me are ya?
Sonny: Maybe I will. You're not afraid of me are ya?
[Richard smiles & shakes head implying he isn't afraid]
Tuff: Why doesn't he just chin him?
Big Al: He's weighing him up, he's weighing him up, shut up.
Sonny: You're making me very nervous, Richard.
Richard: Well you should be. If I were you, i'd get in that fuckin' car and i'd get out of here man. I'd gather them goonies and get whatever you've got comin' mate... 'cause i'm gonna fucking hit you all.
Sonny: I don't like being threatened, Rich'.
Richard: I'm not threatening you mate. It's beyond fucking words. I watched over you when you were asleep and I looked at your fucking neck and I was that far away from slicing it.
Richard: [Richard opens up his hand right hand and points towards his palm] You're fucking there mate!
[Richard clenches his hand]
Richard: So get in that car... and FUCK OFF!
Richard: You get to me first!
Sonny: I just might.

[paul jones]

Hey hey. Nice one, I love that film (y)

The bit infront of the garage where the 'thug' confront him for the first time is one of my favorite moments in cinema.

Sonny: Hey man, how you doin'? Rich...
[offers handshake]
Sonny: [Richard refuses handshake]
Sonny: You ok?
Richard: Mmh
[nods head]
Sonny: You know the lads had this ridiculous idea th...
Richard: [Richard interrupts him before he can finish off the sentence] Yeah, it was me.
Sonny: Oh it was? Thought so. What are you up to?
Richard: Moochin' about.
Sonny: Moochin' about? In my house?
Richard: Mmh
Sonny: Do you always paint men? Like women?... What are you doin' lad?
Richard: That's my concern.
Sonny: Not with being in my house. Where are you staying?
Richard: Motson's farm. Gonna come see me are ya?
Sonny: Maybe I will. You're not afraid of me are ya?
[Richard smiles & shakes head implying he isn't afraid]
Tuff: Why doesn't he just chin him?
Big Al: He's weighing him up, he's weighing him up, shut up.
Sonny: You're making me very nervous, Richard.
Richard: Well you should be. If I were you, i'd get in that fuckin' car and i'd get out of here man. I'd gather them goonies and get whatever you've got comin' mate... 'cause i'm gonna fucking hit you all.
Sonny: I don't like being threatened, Rich'.
Richard: I'm not threatening you mate. It's beyond fucking words. I watched over you when you were asleep and I looked at your fucking neck and I was that far away from slicing it.
Richard: [Richard opens up his hand right hand and points towards his palm] You're fucking there mate!
[Richard clenches his hand]
Richard: So get in that car... and FUCK OFF!
Richard: You get to me first!
Sonny: I just might.

(y)