I hope that when

[Echewta]

I reach the age of those guys in the Viagra and prostate commercials, that I have such a great group of friends. Laughing, jamming, BBQs, etc.
But if they take a group photo without me when I'm urinating due to a enlarged prostate pressing against my bladder, then who needs them?

[mikizee]

I hope I'll be drinking metamucil so I can do normal things like riding bikes and waterskiing, just like the commercial

[paul jones]

colostomize

[HotAndWet]

the bbmb will be there for you!

[rirv]

I hope Pele isn't going to laugh at me about it.

[paul jones]

I hope Pele isn't going to laugh at me about it.

he'll be long dead by then

[ScarySquirrel]

I saw a commercial for some drug about impotence and at the end they said something like, "If you experience sudden loss of vision or hearing, contact your physician immediately."

When I'm that old I think I can go without getting laid if it means I'm going to lose my vision or hearing. Geez, that stuff sounds scary.

[Echewta]

I feel the opposite SS.

[Knuckles]

I feel the opposite SS.

No doubt, losing sight and hearing would probably be for the best if you're banging a Golden Girl.

[paul jones]

No doubt, losing sight and hearing would probably be for the best if you're banging a Golden Girl.

or all 4 of the horny fuckers(y)

[befsquire]

you're gonna lose sight and hearing anyway when you get old, so why add impotence to the mix?