imagine if dogs could tell when you're being condescending to them

[Bob]

they'd be so hard to talk to

[mikizee]

Hadn't really thought about it to tell you the truth

[Pres Zount]

I would accept that, but only if dogs could tell when I am mad at them, too.

[taquitos]

i'm not condescending to dogs, i treat them with dignity and respect. so they would still be easy to talk to, for me anyway.

[Freebasser]

I don't think they'd be much conversation. All they'd ever talk to you about is licking testicles and chasing cats.

[Myu-to]

I don't think they'd be much conversation. All they'd ever talk to you about is licking testicles and chasing cats.
WHO ARE THEY TO JUDGE ME?!?!

[Matt]

This thread isn't nearly as interesting as I thought it would be.

[Audio.]

my durg would be talking sturff like this,

Durg: "Hey, Audio! Guess wot?"

Me: "What did you doo?"

Durg: "I pissed on dirt and turk a durmp like a mother fucker. Ya know? Like turk a durmp out of my pencil size asshole. I also barked at some at some bitches but they aint paid attention. I also slept most of the times. Yeah typical day."

Me: "Same here."

Durg: "Bitch, you betta feed me some good damn food. None of that coco puffs bull shit. That aint food. Thats fucking like eating Smurf shit on ma bowlz"


Durg: "And when the FUCK are you gonna take me to the mother fucking park. I OWN this town! I need to mark my shit on these street mother fucker."


I wuv my dog and this Tylenol has got me daaaaaaazed as a fucking bird in the house what am I making sense? I hope soo. I dunno. shit. haha zombies can not run ahaha