PDA

View Full Version : A BBMBer On The Pick-Up Artist!!!


Myu-to
11-12-2008, 03:45 PM
Okay, so it hasn't happened yet, atleast as far as I know, however it is only a matter of time.

For the record my money is on Bob, but I'm also hedging my bets with ToucanSpam, Jabumbo, and Paul Jones.

MC Moot
11-12-2008, 04:02 PM
naaaa...you're way off,those in the know,know that TAL is the best applicable single male suitor amongst us...he's a man of mystery,hips and few words...the lady's go crazy for his subtley and aloofness...he's the Helsinki Hound round these parts...(y)

Myu-to
11-12-2008, 04:17 PM
No, as one of the ones who are in need of help.

I can just see Mystery now...

"Bob, the first that we are going to change your name to B-Raw-Dawg to give you that edge you need when you are working a set. Now let's work on your 'Avatar'..."

MC Moot
11-12-2008, 04:31 PM
No, as one of the ones who are in need of help...

well...o.k,I see...if it's a matter of charity,I nominate Padster...the kid needs any edge we may be able to lend him...we'll start by seperating him from his dew rag and take it from there...(y)

TAL
11-12-2008, 04:39 PM
naaaa...you're way off,those in the know,know that TAL is the best applicable single male suitor amongst us...he's a man of mystery,hips and few words...the lady's go crazy for his subtley and aloofness...he's the Helsinki Hound round these parts...(y)

I'm not from Helsinki.

MC Moot
11-12-2008, 04:47 PM
I'm not from Helsinki.

that's what I'm talking about!...just when you think you've got a handle on our man,boom!...he's a virtual chameleon!...intrigue,pickled herring,sauna's and a member of the national pesapallo squad...the dames swoon...(y)

camo
11-12-2008, 05:11 PM
naaaa...you're way off,those in the know,know that TAL is the best applicable single male suitor amongst us...he's a man of mystery,hips and few words...the lady's go crazy for his subtley and aloofness...he's the Helsinki Hound round these parts...(y)

not what I heard.

MC Moot
11-12-2008, 05:21 PM
not what I heard.

Aaaah,aaaah,your mother should know...;)

beastieangel01
11-12-2008, 06:53 PM
most of the make overs make them look even more ridiculous and the host of that shoe is pretty damned ugly. He also has the worst fashion sense I've ever seen possibly in my entire life.

You couldn't pay me to touch that guy.

Barf.

Knuckles
11-12-2008, 07:07 PM
most of the make overs make them look even more ridiculous and the host of that shoe is pretty damned ugly. He also has the worst fashion sense I've ever seen possibly in my entire life.

You couldn't pay me to touch that guy.

Barf.

Oh please, one look at that aviator hat (http://www.crucialminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/mystery.jpg) and you'd be putty in his hands.

jabumbo
11-12-2008, 09:06 PM
hey now, i may be slow on the uptake, but i'm not completely inept like the guys on that show!

Myu-to
11-12-2008, 09:45 PM
Uh-huh. Sure.

:D

paul jones
11-12-2008, 09:45 PM
Okay, so it hasn't happened yet, atleast as far as I know, however it is only a matter of time.

For the record my money is on Bob, but I'm also hedging my bets with ToucanSpam, Jabumbo, and Paul Jones.

I had to youtube to find out what the shit you were going on about

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3pM77Xt4rVk

What a bunch of spanners! haha

beastieangel01
11-13-2008, 12:36 PM
Oh please, one look at that aviator hat (http://www.crucialminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/mystery.jpg) and you'd be putty in his hands.

seriously, I don't know how even the nerds take him seriously.

Is that what the kids like to wear now a days? Is that's what is considered attractive?!

WTF!

Echewta
11-13-2008, 06:16 PM
^ Please. You'd see him with his boa on and be like butta in his hands.

Lex Diamonds
11-13-2008, 10:42 PM
well...o.k,I see...if it's a matter of charity,I nominate Padster...the kid needs any edge we may be able to lend him...we'll start by seperating him from his dew rag and take it from there...(y)
Shut up bitch, you're 100% unfunny.

Kid Presentable
11-13-2008, 10:57 PM
Moot is funny.

Lex Diamonds
11-13-2008, 11:15 PM
You're wrong, but whatever. Enjoy LOLing at witless drivel.

Kid Presentable
11-13-2008, 11:17 PM
I'm not laughing at you. Enjoy your protracted battle with puberty.

Lex Diamonds
11-13-2008, 11:20 PM
That's not funny either. Come on, a puberty joke? About me? Lame on so many levels.

Kid Presentable
11-13-2008, 11:27 PM
oooh another reply awesome

Lex Diamonds
11-13-2008, 11:39 PM
I don't get it. You still trying to be funny or are you doing that thing where you turn the thread into a joke to try and avoid looking like a gimp?

Kid Presentable
11-13-2008, 11:43 PM
You tell me. You get erect over most everything I do.

Lex Diamonds
11-14-2008, 12:00 AM
So you just decided to go all out with the gimp thing, huh?

Kid Presentable
11-14-2008, 12:13 AM
gimp isn't a very good insult.

Lex Diamonds
11-14-2008, 12:14 AM
If you say so, gimp boy.

Kid Presentable
11-14-2008, 12:16 AM
I mean, nobody loves your insults more than you do. I just want to feel as hurt as you must do every time you're compelled to write one of your 'comebacks'.

Lex Diamonds
11-14-2008, 12:17 AM
Sounds kinda gay but hey, whatever floats your boat!



PS
You're still a gimp!

Kid Presentable
11-14-2008, 12:20 AM
See, you've got to be hurting to write stuff like that. I just hope you can one day say you don't care what people say about you on the net, and mean it.

Lex Diamonds
11-14-2008, 12:23 AM
Is that really what you hope for? Heh, you crazy gimps.

Kid Presentable
11-14-2008, 12:26 AM
This rules

Lex Diamonds
11-14-2008, 12:28 AM
I wouldn't go that far. It's been mildly less tedious than staring at the ceiling but now I'm tired so gonna get some shuteye. Feel free to carry on spouting generic derogatives in my absence. (y)

Kid Presentable
11-14-2008, 12:30 AM
If I had half your grasp on synonyms I'd shit with joy

Randetica
11-14-2008, 05:57 PM
and YOU two are one of the best board posters :/

dont let me even see the rest

cookiepuss
11-14-2008, 06:06 PM
most of the make overs make them look even more ridiculous and the host of that shoe is pretty damned ugly. He also has the worst fashion sense I've ever seen possibly in my entire life.

You couldn't pay me to touch that guy.

Barf.

I know. it cracks me up. the soul patch, the eye liner, the fucking aviator glasses. you know if we were at the club and he came up to us, we'd laugh our asses off. *high five*

but this...is LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcpj4dM_VC8&feature=related

<3 Joel McHale

Knuckles
11-14-2008, 06:20 PM
<3 Joel McHale

Remember when he was on Almost Live!?

cookiepuss
11-14-2008, 06:34 PM
Remember when he was on Almost Live!?

to be honest I barely remember it...I was living in Pullman at the time and going to WSU..college is a little blury. ha ha. but I remember our student cable station had thier own spin off version of it.