i think i'm going to run for political office

[Bob]

i dunno which one yet. all i know is that the job market sucks and i don't want to/can't find a real job, so i'm going to just get elected and do that instead. maybe embezzle a little. which office should i run for, to begin with? also, how do i do it

[Pres Zount]

Good luck Bob. I don't know how things work in your country, but maybe you can put your name down on a list for Republican presidential hopefuls or something. It might seem like a long shot but you never know until you try.

I was a candidate put forward by a socialist part I was memner of for a local council once. I got three votes, which might not seem like much but I don't see anyone else here doing any better. I don't think they even had my full name on the ballot paper.

[Adam]

I think republican is the way to go if you want to embezzle. They'll have a higher storage of cash than any other and because all the party does it, it'll be more diluted and less likely to get caught.

Why don't you start walking out in front of cars and suing them? You can represent yourself since you are a lawyer and cut out the middle man. You'll be pretty much set after a couple (y)

Or take up smoking and sue them.

[jabumbo]

you know how to doorknock? if not, you might want to learn....



you look like a good prothonotary, bob. although, state house is sort of a common starting ground if you're serious about this being your career

[ericlee]

whatever office you decide on bob, I'll run as your vice.

Straight up disguised as the Predator.

Why not? We got Dutch and Blain in some political roles.

Bob and the Predator '14, vote now.

Just gotta think of a slogan in the meantime. How does the Predator make that one noise. Or how do you spell it?

Kttttgggkkkkktttttgggkktt '14

[yeahwho]

I think you should run for republican vice president, I know this is usually supposed to be a hand picked candidate, but fuck that ass backwards thinking. Just somewhere around Easter 2009 throw your hat into the ring and get Sarah Palin looking your way. You might even get lucky, the Palin's like to put out.

Act even dumber, blink alot and start your own campaign against the filter of the mainstream grocery clerks and the snide attitude they convey when your buying your beer and condoms, for the Palin's.

Bob the VP

[AceFace]

Bob and the Predator '14, vote now.

Just gotta think of a slogan in the meantime. How does the Predator make that one noise. Or how do you spell it?

Kttttgggkkkkktttttgggkktt '14

oh oh oh! i can TOTALLY make that noise! maybe i can be your assistant and hang around you and when you want to make the noise i'll look away like i'm not paying attention and make the noise for you!

[Bob]

i think i'll run for ombudsman. i could do that. are ombudsmen elected? someone look that up for me, i'll let you be in my cabinet. do ombudsmen get cabinets?

[Laver1969]

Start with the PTA then move up to the City Council, then mayor, then governor...and who knows what'll happen!

Do you have any kids that play hockey?

[yeahwho]

i think i'll run for ombudsman. i could do that. are ombudsmen elected? someone look that up for me, i'll let you be in my cabinet. do ombudsmen get cabinets?

ombudsman would be a fine political office, if your an ombudsman I think your going to have to grow a beard and wear a cummerbund.

[ericlee]

oh oh oh! i can TOTALLY make that noise! maybe i can be your assistant and hang around you and when you want to make the noise i'll look away like i'm not paying attention and make the noise for you!




I can make it too! I like to start my karaoke by doing it through the mic.

So yeah, you can be my backup in case I misread my punchcards.

[AceFace]

maybe we could do it in stere-eri-oooooh!

[BangkokB]

Really I think that you got your back against the wall with your Peas approach. But you know what they say about politics: As long as your not caught with a live hooker or a dead boy then you're still in the mix...Or something like that

[Bob]

imagine what it's going to be like when out generation starts running for political office. like suppose i'm running for something important, like mayor, or congress or something, and people find my posts on here. i don't think america would be ready for me

[jabumbo]

you've never inhaled us, so it's okay

[Adam]

imagine what it's going to be like when out generation starts running for political office. like suppose i'm running for something important, like mayor, or congress or something, and people find my posts on here. i don't think america would be ready for me

I think you are fine to fabricate your past if you get into that position. Just need some spin doctors round you and they'll take care of this place. It never existed, Bob was an alias of your younger retard brother who you had to look after when your family couldn't afford anything but stale white bread while growing up.

Two, princes kneel before you, thats what I said, now. Princes, princes who adore you, just go ahead now...