what's the point of requesting the internet friendship of a person you made out with

[Dorothy Wood]

5 years ago?

I don't know, but I accepted the internet friendship. he's fat now (or it seems so from the pictures), which is weird because he used to be a runner and had a slammin body, for serious, my goodness, it was lovely. anyway, he lives hundreds of miles away now, and the last time I talked to him was new years eve...04 maybe, months after we first hooked up and ended things because he was moving to CA. he was back in town for a visit and we were chatting and he told me he was seeing someone and that we should just be friends and I was like, "sure, no prob", but then he leaned in and kissed me with tongue and then ran away saying, "I can't do this!" and I was all, "what the?"

other than that, the last I heard of him was when he emailed my ex (when we were still dating) and said, "so, I heard you're dating dorothy wood" and asked about me and stuff. weird.

we should probably get married, I'm just sayin'. (lb)

[Bob]

change your facebook status to "in a relationship" with him, see what he does

[Dorothy Wood]

that's a pretty good idea. I bet he'll be confused and upset by it.

I'm trying to remember what weird thing I kept saying when he came home with me the first time...ah! I remember, I kept calling him a jerk. I think. I don't remember why. he was living with my ex for awhile too, whoa, double weird. I remember calling their house (when people still had land lines) and leaving a message for him with my ex who was all, "lol, you guys like each other".

I need to move away, seriously. everything and everyone is too connected. I'm going to barf.

[Dorothy Wood]

ah, also! to add to the coincidence, I had actually seen him 2 years before at a party before I met him. I wasn't even living here yet, just visiting and I saw him across the room and thought he was the cutest boy I'd ever seen. then my friends dared me to grab his butt. (I'm certain I made a thread about this back then) so I did as he was leaving the party, but I turned away because I was embarrassed. anyway, 2 years later, when I saw him again and he subsequently hit on me and asked me out and invited himself home with me, I said, "do you remember a couple of years ago getting your butt grabbed by a girl at a party?" and he said, "yup, that was you". ha!


oh man, is my love life ever sad. so many coincidences, so little pay off.

[rirv]

This is worse than Friends.

[Adam]

I'm gonna get a monkey!

[camo]

Make sure you don't switch the air filter off on the monkey then (y)

[russhie]

You accepted, so it can't be that weird.

My ex is my friend on facebook, and so are a few of the boys I've dated/slept with since we broke up. I don't accept requests from a majority of people I went to school with for years, though...It's more about who's relevant in my life now.

Every so often I'll do a friend edit and yeah.

[ScarySquirrel]

I'd say the idea behind it was so that he can keep tabs on you or something... or maybe he wants that doorway open in case y'all are ever around eachother again and he wants to make out. He probably figures that this way he still kind of knows you.

Dude sounds like a weirdo creep.

As usual.

[Myu-to]

Dorothy will you please turn life into a tv show so I have something to watch on Tuesday nights?

[Lex Diamonds]

Man, this shit is almost as interesting as Adam's fish tank thread.

[camo]

Start an interesting thread then :)

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm not here to interest you, buttmunch.

[camo]

That's good to know, cock gobbler

[Dorothy Wood]

note to self: stop going on facebook and making threads about it while intoxicated.

note to board: I shouldn't be taken seriously on mondays as I am likely drunk.

russhie, I pretty much accepted it just so I could see his profile.

I think you made a good assessment, SS.



OMG WHERE COULD THIS ALL LEAD?! oh yeah, nowhere. :/ pretty soon I'm just going to turn into a creepy old lady who trolls the internet for her long lost loves, rehashing everything that could have been. wait, I already do that. I need a hobby.

[ScarySquirrel]

At least you'll always have your cats to keep you company.

[Myu-to]

^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

She's the "Internet" Cat lady.

[taquitos]

Oh wont you please come back

Without your precious love I can't go on

It's haunting me I need you so much