beastie boys and jack black

[Elusive]

to quote thier song sabotage 'WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?! ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!'

Jack Black is the biggest douche bagg ever.
douche incarnate, douchebuster, jon spencer douche exlosion.
Never would I thought to want kid rock on stage instead of someone else.

I haven't been to this sight in a while, and then I see this>?

I saw the warning signs when jack black was on one of their DVDs or tour videos.

Now he is on stage singing heart attack man with them??

Please tell me they are just doing this to trick jack black into falling into some sort of bottomless pit....

I am sure I am not the first person to post this
fact but, I am
I stood by the beastie boys.... when alot of people
stopped liking them, I knew all the words even to TT5b.
I was excited about the mix up and looked for the B-sides.
I lost all my friends, my wife, my house, my dog, my country music record collection....
because I remained a fan of them, and I didn't care.
the future looks grim.
ma, what are they giving me?

I quit.............

[Laver1969]

I'm not sure if I should even mention the name Ben Stiller to you. Stay strong my friend...stay strong.

[Nygel]

yeah, im a dumbass too.

[Elusive]

I mean, yea, the ben stiller too... but its almost like if you stub your toe (play music with ben stiller), and it hurts, so you chop off your arm (play music with jack black) to forget about the stubbed toe

[Elusive]

ok maybe if the beastie boys came to my house, for some sort of face to face apology, along with a keg of german beer, a keg of mexican beer, and lots of reefer to erase the knowledge of this travesty,
I'd consider forgiving them.
And a new laptop.

guilt presents beastie boys I need guilt presents.

Mix Master Mike has to let me beat him at electronic talking battleship
40 times in a row.

whats that I hear now, the beastie boys have replaced themselves with the cast of sienfeld????

thats oK compared to this. I could even deal with that.

we know kramer would be MCA

I want a fixed gear bike also.

and lots and lots of new socks.
and a 'wheelbarrow full of tacos'

we can make a documentary about it for oscilliscope studios,
thats fine.

[Brother McDuff]

whaa whaa whaaaa......

:rolleyes:

[Elusive]

whaa whaa whaaaa......

:rolleyes:

roll your eyes?

more like hip hop is rolling in its grave,
and not rolling off of ecstasy,

rolling down a pier into a sea of rancid mustard and hell and the AT&T pay as you go plan.
and that aint nice

[Elusive]

the beastie boys have to build me an five football fields worth of fake styrofoam cities that I can rampage about and destroy also.

they have to build it themselves.
no coffee breaks.

They have to have the mississippi river re-named after me.

all the great lakes too.

They have to get robocop to come to my birthday party.

and sing me a fuckin song.

in order to obtain my forgiveness
they must a: Record a song about how much they hate barack obama,
no a whole album,
and give it out free to everyone.

'awesome I fuckin hate barack obama'

B: they have to do all that other stuff I said.


C: they have to have a pinewood derby and a soapbox racing competition on my street, and no matter who actually wins, I say who wins. and its me, even though I don't compete, and I need a seven million dollar trophy. I will sell this trophy, for 10 million, then they will give me another one, and so on.

D: did I mention building me a house out of grilled cheese sandwiches?
they can use their newly realized construction skills from the previous 5 football fields of scaled down styrofoam cities.

E: I am not even done.... I'll need a completely primer gray grey? ford tempo with brushed metal rims and a system, along with a black 96 ford taurus with red tinted windows, that can go underwater.

[Laver1969]

I think the styrofoam cities are just bit too much. That might be crossing the line.

I could send you an old lawn chair instead. It even reclines.

[Randetica]

Jack Black is the biggest douche bagg ever.
douche incarnate, douchebuster, jon spencer douche exlosion.
Never would I thought to want kid rock on stage instead of someone else.





thank you (y)

in my biography i would quote this quote a few thousand times
it's like you took a look into my deepest thoughts, scary shit yo

[Nerd Fight]

Those are a lot of demands.

But did you ever consider that it might not have been the Beastie Boy's fault that this happened?

It might just have been some terrible accident.

[Elusive]

thank you (y)

in my biography i would quote this quote a few thousand times
it's like you took a look into my deepest thoughts, scary shit yo


I forgot douchebomber, he is also one of those.

[Elusive]

Those are a lot of demands.

But did you ever consider that it might not have been the Beastie Boy's fault that this happened?

It might just have been some terrible accident.


ha ha ha ha you are like 'maybe it was just a mistake'

thats fuckin funny.

[Nerd Fight]

ha ha ha ha you are like 'maybe it was just a mistake'

thats fuckin funny.

That's the only explanation I could think of....a regrettable mistake.
Either that or Jack Black overpowered the Beastie Boys to get on stage. He is a large man.

[Randetica]

I forgot douchebomber, he is also one of those.

marry me!

[Burnout18]

so what, he is a star and a fan..... when you have star power like jack black you can do what you want,,,, whatever you want.

I'm not going to stop liking the beastie boys cause they did a song with jack black and i'm sure you aren't going to either.

[Elusive]

marry me!

no its all my fault this (whole time) is the length the beastie boys have to go to
to get my attention.

[Elusive]

I just meant no to the thread,
I'll marry you though.

turns out I just registered myself as a priest online before I logged in
here.
I will do the ceremony,
I require minimum airfare and per diem.

gimme a call

[dirtydan11]

I like Jack Black. He's funny and has good taste in music (y) (y)

[DJ_Skrilla]

Shut the fuck up and watch Fox and Friends. Now! Jack black might be a douche but at least he is funny, Ben Stiller definetly sucks ass. I recommend Sarah Silverman, Brian Posehn, or Harland Williams. Even Super Terry is fuckin Highlarious..... aka Nick Swardson. Prepare to Laugh your Ass Off.

[mathcart]

Jack black might be a douche but at least he is funny, Ben Stiller definetly sucks ass.


AMEN!
(y)

[Randetica]

I just meant no to the thread,
I'll marry you though.

turns out I just registered myself as a priest online before I logged in
here.
I will do the ceremony,
I require minimum airfare and per diem.

gimme a call

fantastic.

lets fill up the world with anti-jack black babies

thats been my mission since day one

[laura]

I lost all my friends, my wife, my house, my dog, my country music record collection....
because I remained a fan of them, and I didn't care.
I know, i know...
you've all my respect! :cool:

[Elusive]

Sarah Silverman? she comes across as this spoiled brat kind of girl,
who uses shock humor because she is sort of a hack. I remember a good while back she was a cast member on SNL for a season.
but she is OK. I saw her show, and it usually deals with racism in various ways.
This one show where she has a party with all the mongolians, and there is the band at the party, they are singing 'mongolian party.....and it's gonna last all night long!... '

that was weird but funny, it got stuck in my head.

Ever watch Tim and Eric awesome show good job?

Its one of those things that will make me laugh out loud sometimes.
Its a little unorthadox and bizzare,
but its taking some risks and they are paying off I think.