what exactly is the gay agenda?

[Bob]

right wing people always complain about it, and everyone else always jokes about it, but i don't think anyone's ever sat down and explained what it's supposed to be. is it some kind of coup? or is it just a lot of gay sex?

[MC Moot]

short,shorts,feather boa's and a mandate to be as fabulous as they wanna be...oh and interior design...

[Bob]

short,shorts,feather boa's and a mandate to be as fabulous as they wanna be...oh and interior design...

followed shortly by the corruption of our straight children

[MC Moot]

followed shortly by the corruption of our straight children

tsk,tsk,tsk...quite frankly that is below you Bob…I know you can do better...try again...

[Echewta]

Making sure all men are created equal?

[Myu-to]

Promoting love for DLR!!! (http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/makemeasupermodel/season1/David%20Lee%20Roth_b.jpg)

[Bob]

Making sure all men are created equal?

lesbians are basically men

[rirv]

What does the Docklands Light Railway have to do with the gay agenda?
Is nothing sacred?

[QueenAdrock]

Didn't you hear about the roving bands of gay banditos? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-id4GKsaQk)

[kaiser soze]

Lots of pink and leather?

[b i o n i c]

8:00am: wake up, change satin sheets
8:15am: drink mocha chai latte while reading perez hilton
8:30am: do yoga

[Bob]

8:00am: wake up, change satin sheets
8:15am: drink mocha chai latte while reading perez hilton
8:30am: do yoga

9:00am: convert an awkward 16 year old boy to the cause

[b i o n i c]

9:01am: anally masturbate with a crucifix

[jennyb]

hahah omg you guys..... shakes head

really though wtf is the issue live and let live I don't know what some people are so afraid of 'the gays' for....... just as supposedly the Cosby Show paved the way for Obama:rolleyes:, didn't Will & Grace pave the way for gay marriage?

[mikizee]

Will & Grace paved the way for shit sitcoms

[b i o n i c]

hahah omg you guys..... shakes head

really though wtf is the issue live and let live I don't know what some people are so afraid of 'the gays' for....... just as supposedly the Cosby Show paved the way for Obama:rolleyes:, didn't Will & Grace pave the way for gay marriage?

even gay people hate will & grace

[jabumbo]

9:01am: anally masturbate with a crucifix


i think i saw this in a movie once....

[b i o n i c]

^ the last temptation? :?


roughly half of all people who are married, are married reluctantly

id say close to 100% of gay people who want to be married, really want to be married.

how can anyone argue with that?

[cosmo105]

it's DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4)

[ToucanSpam]

Bionic has a point. Gay marriages appear at face value to be more faithful to the definition of marriage than straight ones...


Anyways, I think the "gay agenda" is to be equally accepted, period.

[Bob]

it's DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4)

it's kind of like, if you could draw a caricature of gay, and bring it to life, it would look something like that

[Whatitis]

roughly half of all people who are married, are married reluctantly

id say close to 100% of gay people who want to be married, really want to be married.

how can anyone argue with that?

I never met anyone that married reluctantly, outside of any wierd religious/cultural set up thing. Not to say some regreted it down the line, moslty because the other person didn't end up or wasn't the person they intended on marrying, and ended up in divorce. It will be interesting to see in a few years time the divorce rate among gay couples that rushed to get married while bans were lifted. I think alot of them married truthfully but I bet alot did on a whim just because they could.

[Bob]

some people get married just because they get pregnant. this is a problem that gay couples will never have. unless they get really blackout drunk and wake up the next day and find out they've adopted a child or something

[roosta]

if you allow gay people to marry then immediately you open the doors for people to marry multiple partners, goats and trains.

I thought that was obvious.

[b i o n i c]

kind of how when they allowed men and women get married, they opened up the door for same sex couples to be joined in civil unions. or something like that

[Bob]

if you allow gay people to marry then immediately you open the doors for people to marry multiple partners, goats and trains.

I thought that was obvious.

seriously. i mean if you're going to make gay marriage legal why not just legalize pedophilia, it's exactly the same thing

[SobaViolence]

the real question is, what's the heterosexual agenda?
closets. a monopoly of closet and closet-related accessories.

homos.
they wanna make our sons gay. and confuse previously-convinced straight men.

[Dorothy Wood]

I'll never understand what people find so frightening about gays. I spend a lot of time with homos and they're pretty much just normal human beings who happen to like the same parts they got. I can't even imagine the gays I know being straight. it would be ridiculous.

I think part of the reason why so-called christians don't like gays is because there is a sort of hedonistic no-rules kind of element to the gay community. but I think there are just as many, if not more, heterosexual people who are just as hedonistic and lawless. some people are just gross, no matter what their orientation. but homosexual relationships in of themselves are not gross just because they're homosexual.

honestly, who cares? people's personal relationships should be nobody else's business anyway.


mergh, everyone is so different, I don't know why some people are so hell bent on making everyone the same. it makes me angry on a daily basis.

[rirv]

Mutual masturbation and anal sex in the missionary position.

[BangkokB]

In all seriousness- Bob, if you plan on running for any sort of an political position then, if I were you, I would try to humanize just what you're saying. I believe that the silent majority believe that once the GAYZ have their way they'll start adopting children and who knows where it will lead from there. Pretty silly, isn't it? Have you ever known anyone that was adopted that wasn't a headcase PERIOD. They're Fucked Up from the get go: 2 Fathers/Mothers are the least of their mental baggage.

And on that note I'll pour myself another drink

[b i o n i c]

In all seriousness- Bob, if you plan on running for any sort of an political position then, if I were you, I would try to humanize just what you're saying. I believe that the silent majority believe that once the GAYZ have their way they'll start adopting children and who knows where it will lead from there. Pretty silly, isn't it? Have you ever known anyone that was adopted that wasn't a headcase PERIOD. They're Fucked Up from the get go: 2 Fathers/Mothers are the least of their mental baggage.

And on that note I'll pour myself another drink

right or wrong, does anyone else find it weird that this seems to be the most cohesive thing bb's ever said? im still waiting for that 747 to pass over

[BangkokB]

Usually when I come here I'm half in the bag and my last few posts before I leave are when I really shine in Nutterville- I'm full on then. I'm that person that posts solely on Friday night and delivers sweet nothings about nothingness.

I have 4 tabs of X tonight so lets see what sort of insanity I start hammering out tonight once I'm on the Roll when, and if, I make it back home

Can you let me know what the 747 flying over is a reference to.
Thank You in Advance

[b i o n i c]

i beg of you to please monitor this thread closely and kindly return all rolled out with some gems for the chidgrens(y)

[BangkokB]

Will do. As long as I'm here. Mind telling me about that 747?

[yeahwho]

In all seriousness- Bob, if you plan on running for any sort of an political position then, if I were you, I would try to humanize just what you're saying.

I think it would be an excellent idea that you run as the "gay" ombudsman. Make it your platform, stick to it and become an outright flaming ombudsman. Then when your not operating in your official capacity of ombudsman, go on about your life as the philandering womanizer god and the republicans expect you to be.

Maybe play the piano too, and stick with bob, no last name, not as flashy as liberace, but I think it's part of the agenda.

[jennyb]

Will & Grace paved the way for shit sitcoms

Queer Eye? ok maybe Ellen? A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila? :confused: