sex

[HotAndWet]

I need more of it.

[monkey]

i could use a real good lay too *sigh*

[HotAndWet]

I have the possibility of a good lay, but I'll end up feeling guilty afterwards.

[beastieangel01]

hang in their girls. I know how that feels.

Having a boyfriend now is a nice change. I've got some 3 times within the past 16 hours or so. (y)

[na§tee]

jammy bitch.

[rirv]

I don't know how anyone can be bothered having sex three times in 16 hours. Perhaps I'm just really lazy.

[monkey]

i just want that excitement that comes when you know you're gonna get it good. and the multiple orgasms....

:o:o:o:o:o

[HotAndWet]

^ yeah

[Waus]

I want some :mad:

[Dharma]

Since when has getting laid been difficult for a female?

[HotAndWet]

well....looks like my vibrator will be put to good use, :cool:

[HotAndWet]

Since when has getting laid been difficult for a female?

I actually do have someone to do it with, but I don't want my feelings and stuff to be all hurt because I think I like him more than he likes me....

[ericlee]

Not everybody does it
but everybody should

[jennyb]

I am in a long distance relationship. Nuff said.

[Bob]

i have the opposite problem, i have too much sex. i'm having sex right now actually, but all i want to do is sit alone in my room and post on the internet, is that so much to ask for?

[Dharma]

Masturbation doesn't count.

[Knuckles]

I feel weird posting this but my wife and I recently made a decision to not go more than one day without doing it. And you know what?

It's really changing our lives for the better. I feel healthier and happier than I have in a long time. (y)

Sex. It does a body good.

[b i o n i c]

Not everybody does it
but everybody should

lol

[Bob]

I feel weird posting this but my wife and I recently made a decision to not go more than one day without doing it. And you know what?

It's really changing our lives for the better. I feel healthier and happier than I have in a long time. (y)

Sex. It does a body good.

does that make it seem like a chore or an obligation in some way? like you're about to leave work or something and you're buddy's like "hey some of us are gonna go to the bar, you wanna come?" and you really want to go but you can't, because you have to sleep with your wife that day.

not for me my friend, i'm a rolling stone

[beastieangel01]

I don't know how anyone can be bothered having sex three times in 16 hours. Perhaps I'm just really lazy.

I suppose 18 hours really. Once before dinner, again before bed, and then again this morning.

Just especially worked up I suppose.

I better get some tonight too, though. (y)

[DandyFop]

I feel weird posting this but my wife and I recently made a decision to not go more than one day without doing it. And you know what?

It's really changing our lives for the better. I feel healthier and happier than I have in a long time. (y)

Sex. It does a body good.

I heard an interview on NPR of this lady that wrote a book about her and her husband doing that, for like a year straight or something? I can't remember. But after that many years of marriage, yada yada, yeah they said it was amazing how it made them even closer and stuff.

I have noticed how much happier in general I am when I know I will be getting some sweet bonin' later in the evening. That's one of the things I miss most about having a main squeeze.

I just realized how dumb it is that i typed that. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I MISS - THE SEX!

[SobaViolence]

my last girlfriend and i did it three times a day, 4-7 days a week and we still found the time and energy to fight...

i guess you guys are just not trying hard enough.

*sigh* yeah. i need to get laid.

[Echewta]

I'm so disappointed with all of the bad kissers out there. Where is the passion and fun?

[rirv]

I'm so disappointed with all of the bad kissers out there. Where is the passion and fun?
I miss you too, Big E.

[Echewta]

You know what I'm saying Rirv? Its like people need to get back to the basics. Loose yourself. You were one of the best. Too bad about the whole magna carta and pond thing.

[rirv]

I always keep one foot on the ground. Strictly no tongues.

[na§tee]

I'm so disappointed with all of the bad kissers out there. Where is the passion and fun?
indeed. kissing, sometimes, can be a lot sexier than sex. true fact.

[DandyFop]

Oh lord what I would give to encounter a good kisser, some of these boys don't know what the hell they are doing

[RobMoney$]

Anyone else grow up having make-out parties?

Everyone in my neighborhood knew how to kiss by the time we were like 12. If you were a bad kisser, the entire neighborhood would have known. There was a lot of pressure. Everyone used to practice with a pillow or some shit before the friday night spin-the-bottle make-out party.

Damn I miss being a kid.

[Randetica]

i sometimes kiss my cats on their mouths, they never complained too much

[b i o n i c]

Anyone else grow up having make-out parties?

in the 6-7th grade there'd be make-out parties any chance possible. shit i remember on school trips everyone would take turns making out, in the back of the bus, while everyone else would cheer on, the teachers/moms in the front either completely underestimated us or didnt care because no one ever told us to stop. even the quieter kids would get their tune-in-tokyo/seventh heaven/french-kissing on.

i wish we still had make out parties... or did that just evolve into swinging?

[DandyFop]

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i wish we still had make out parties... or did that just evolve into swinging?

Well since making out evolved into boning, I would assume so

But now I kinda want to have an actual "make out" party and see what happens

[Bob]

But now I kinda want to have an actual "make out" party and see what happens

boning, probably

[paul jones]

They should make a new game for Wii where you 'have sex' or something.That would be fun to play at christmas time with all your relatives.
You could be fucking your parents but it wouldn't be real so you wouldn't upset them unless they haven't got a sense of humor(y)

[mikizee]

interesting

i wanna go to dandyfop's make out party

[Dorothy Wood]

I came so close to getting some action tonight. god damn it! I have to get up early though, and I think I'm getting a cold so I feel like crap. but dude was all up on this *feels self up*, but then his bus came and I was all, "uhh, I gotta go home and go to bed". gahhh. oh well, the wheels are turning and the groundwork has been laid. and soon shall I be. maybe. really, I just want some kisses. and a ShamWow!

[taquitos]

chicks hate me

[HotAndWet]

Yeah, making out is great because you can do it a lot with a lot of people and not be considered "promiscuous"

[HotAndWet]

wait....right??? (!)(!)(!)

[monkey]

i havent even made out with anyone new in such a long time. it's depressing. i'm losing skill points or something.

im afraid this is starting to become an emergency. hahahahahaa.

[HotAndWet]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
I got laid yesterday, three times, :cool:

[b i o n i c]

i nid bubz pls.

[paul jones]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
I got laid yesterday, three times, :cool:

Fantastic news! I hope you had a wonderful time! (y)

[funk63]

The first piss after sex feels so good.

[funk63]

Well I mean if you pee shortly after having sex. If you went to sleep right after and woke up and pissed thered probly wouldnt be anything special about it.

[HotAndWet]

i nid bubz pls.

dud shw ur bubz

[Caribou]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
I got laid yesterday, three times, :cool:

This comment + your username = Eeeeugh.

:p

ot:
I haven't made out in aaaages. I probably don't even know how to do it anymore. I need practice...:mad:

[mikizee]

Yeah I got laid the other night. Fantastic chick.

She even showed me a new position. I thought I knew them all! I was very impressed.

[na§tee]

mikizee thought he knew all the positions known to man :rolleyes: right.

so, what is this crazy new position? you wanted someone to ask, right?

[mikizee]

its too hard to describe.

[HotAndWet]

This comment + your username = Eeeeugh.

:p

ot:
I haven't made out in aaaages. I probably don't even know how to do it anymore. I need practice...:mad:

I know! I'm so gross.

[HotAndWet]

Yeah I got laid the other night. Fantastic chick.

She even showed me a new position. I thought I knew them all! I was very impressed.

we did reverse cowgirl the other day...dear god I forgot how awesome it is!

[paul jones]

we did reverse cowgirl the other day...dear god I forgot how awesome it is!

do you have to wear a stetson?

[TAL]

do you have to wear a stetson?

Backwards.

[b-grrrlie]

I'm so disappointed with all of the bad kissers out there. Where is the passion and fun?

Apparently I made my fb's knees weak last weekendd...
Pity he had some visitofs from out og town so we couldnt bontinue...
W
he was supoosded to vcll tonight but hasnät done that yet (we hae a time-of f for almost hteree tmonths so guess twe'äre both mizzinv if < if.
but i'm starting to gett to be too drunk so if he downäst call in nex t hactl an hour (or until Åirates has finished off on thetelly)
öhe's gonna msiss the action conpletyeyrl.

[Lyman Zerga]

its too hard to describe.

missionary?

[Echewta]

Apparently I made my fb's knees weak last weekendd...
Pity he had some visitofs from out og town so we couldnt bontinue...
W
he was supoosded to vcll tonight but hasnät done that yet (we hae a time-of f for almost hteree tmonths so guess twe'äre both mizzinv if < if.
but i'm starting to gett to be too drunk so if he downäst call in nex t hactl an hour (or until Åirates has finished off on thetelly)
öhe's gonna msiss the action conpletyeyrl.


Uh oh. Somone had to much glug!

[rirv]

Apparently I made my fb's knees weak last weekendd...
Pity he had some visitofs from out og town so we couldnt bontinue...
W
he was supoosded to vcll tonight but hasnät done that yet (we hae a time-of f for almost hteree tmonths so guess twe'äre both mizzinv if < if.
but i'm starting to gett to be too drunk so if he downäst call in nex t hactl an hour (or until Åirates has finished off on thetelly)
öhe's gonna msiss the action conpletyeyrl.

I like the way you're too pissed to write properly but you can still change the colour of your writing. Nice. Post of the week, FTW, ROFL etc.

[Fern]

FAT GIRLS ARE YOUR ANSWERS!!!!

[HotAndWet]

If I find a nice fat girl that I am aroused by I will let you know fern. (!)

[NoFenders]

and a ShamWow!

I so fucking want one of those too.

That guy is a salesman and a half.

:)