John McClane or James Bond?

[Myu-to]

All-American Badass Cop vs. Elegantly Lethal British Super Spy?

Power vs. Poise

Grit vs. Gadgets

Wisecracks vs. Wit

[milleson]

John McClane ftw.

[Dharma]

Daniel Craig is a sexbiscuit

[Bob]

which james bond? daniel craig's bond wins for sure. he can beat up a motorcycle with his bare hands

also he's a sexbiscuit

[b i o n i c]

fuck daniel craig. sean connery's smoking jacket beats the snot out of daniel craig's monokini with a sleeve tied behind its back anyday

[Planetary]

every james bond wins with ease except timothy dalton who only just wins

[Audio.]

James Bond for the win.

have you notice he never breaks a sweat in action? True champ right there.

In a fight with McClane... Bond wins.
The guys probably knows over fifty hand-to-hand combat position probably even krav maga McClane's pale ass. Besides, its a dream for every secret agent to dress in a tux and bang the hottest skanky European woman.


yet both are nothing compare to Brock Samson or Snake.

[Myu-to]

I'm fully down with Bond y'all, but please, John McClane's been taken out the Euro-trash since 1988.

[mathcart]

I'm fully down with Bond y'all, but please, John McClane's been taken out the Euro-trash since 1988.

You totally turned me around on my original position on this issue. Well done!
Also sexbiscuit's are gross.

[rirv]

I thought the election was settled a few weeks ago? John McClane got beaten by the black communist.

[Bob]

I thought the election was settled a few weeks ago? John McClane got beaten by the black communist.

haha

[Randetica]

daniel craig is a fugly sack, he looks more like a bond villain than a bond

[Dharma]

His eyes make my panties wet.

[na§tee]

every james bond wins with ease except timothy dalton who only just wins
hahaha. my ex boyfriend was a huge james bond fan but his favourite was the much-loathed 'the dalton'.. awful. a reason for dumping all of its own.

daniel craig is a sexdigestive. sexrichtea. sexbourbon.

[Myu-to]

His eyes make my panties wet.
Enough about me, McClane or Bond, please.

[Bob]

hahaha. my ex boyfriend was a huge james bond fan but his favourite was the much-loathed 'the dalton'.. awful. a reason for dumping all of its own.

daniel craig is a sexdigestive. sexrichtea. sexbourbon.

i'm a sexipecac

[DIGI]

which james bond? daniel craig's bond wins for sure. he can beat up a motorcycle with his bare hands



HE'S GONNA BE YOUR LAWNMOWER AND CUT YOUR FUCKIN' GRASS!!!!!!!!



But seriously, there's no debate here. The Craig Bond would destroy Willis. I'm more inclined to see a Bond/Bourne showdown. I don't care how tenured Bond is or how gay I tend to think Damon is, I'm pretty sure Jason Bourne would hand Bond his own ass on a platter.....cold.

[Planetary]

bond vs bourn is a much more interesting prospect. almost impossible to call i'd say, id like to see it though :)

[camo]

Shut it. Bond vs Powers is where it's at.

[Myu-to]

McClane vs. Bond is like Tyson vs. Bruno. A brawler vs. a refined boxer, and we all know how that worked out. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0PL7xm2X6s)

[Bob]

bond vs bourn is a much more interesting prospect. almost impossible to call i'd say, id like to see it though :)

i bet it would go something like, bourne is standing behind james bond in a crowd somewhere, and he's talking to him on the phone and bond is pretending to look for him, and then bourne says "oh by the way, you might want to get a better shampoo, your hair looks awful" and bond goes "huh?" and and bourne goes "i'm standing right behind you" and then bond goes "i know" and then he pulls off a mask that looks like the back of his head! then they fight and bond wins because he's dressed better

[Planetary]

yeah thats pretty much it. needs more russains though and a vodka martini

[Audio.]

bond has his own theme music. Craig looks more like 006 than a 007 character. Thats the problem with the James bond character, not having enough pwnage action like using a crowbar and using it to decapitate a henchman's head or using a hunter knife and just brawling in a rampage in 15 - 30 man battle - blood spewing every, chunks of meat flying, eyes gushing out the skulls, knuckles broken, and legs dislocated and arms missing. Thats how exciting bond should be.

[Planetary]

you've completely missed the point of james bond!

[Bob]

the greek woman that he (almost) slept with in casino royale was so hot that it hurt. like i literally physically felt pain looking at her and realizing that i'll probably never be able to touch a woman that attractive

[Audio.]

you've completely missed the point of james bond!

well Brock Samson can pull it off and still be suave.

[MIKEtotheD]

John McClane...he's a smartass and I find the Die Hard movies more entertaining.
(y)

[Planetary]

well Brock Samson can pull it off and still be suave.

yeah but his name is brock. thats just gay

and mike, i find dumb and dumber more entertaining but that doesn't mean lloyd christmas would win. and james bond is a way better smartass

[Myu-to]

The real point of this thread is which do you prefer, a highly trained, sauve type that sips a martini whilst doing a "judo chop". Or do you prefer an underdog type, that takes a lot of abuse, but through heart, claws and scrathes his way out.

And still for me it's McClane. I'm more of your average man, doing extraordinary things.

Kind of like me on this board.

[Tone Capone]

John McClane.

[Audio.]

yeah but his name is brock. thats just gay

and mike, i find dumb and dumber more entertaining but that doesn't mean lloyd christmas would win. and james bond is a way better smartass

take that BACK :mad: Brock Samson is killing name.