Ha. ha. ha.

[DandyFop]

so last night I was hanging out with a dude and we were joking around. Some guy was texting me the whole time but I was just igorning it. So the dude grabs my phone and texts the guy back, I get distracted and talk to someone else. When I look at my phone I see he's texted "You make me wet" back to the guy. Okay haha not that big of a deal with that guy. But then I see he also sent it to a random person in my phone. This guy Aaron.

This dude had called me a few weeks back randomly, had seen my resume on a prodcution staffing site and called me about working on a show since we both went to the same University. We shot the shit for a while and I said sorry I can't take the job and we said maybe we'll get coffee and talk about the lame professors some time. Totally normal. I think he's a few years older than me.

So yeah I see he texted it to that guy and I'm like HOLY FUCK! I have never even met this person! How creepy even if it was just some friend fucking around. So I text something like "oh my god sorry my friend stole my phone" , and hear nothing. This morhning I get a text from him that just says "whoah". So I again write, I'm really sorry,my friend was just being a douche. This is what I get back "Haha! S'all good. It actually kinda got me excited ;)"

W....t....f...

[mikizee]

Yeah I got a mate who does this sort of thing alllll the time. Especially when he's drunk. He'll wait til you leave your phone somewhere and grab it and text the worst shit to people. He has ruined my chances with more than one girl in the last few years.

Wata asshole

[kaiser soze]

oooh la la la sext messaging!

This thread actually kinda got me excited ;)

[cosmo105]

i was drunk texting a friend of mine and his friend took the phone (unbeknownst to me until the next morning) and started replying, first flirting, and then with very vulgar acts he wanted to perform on me. i was very upset with him the next day and said we needed to talk and he was completely clueless, until he figured out what happened. i was relieved but a little bummed that he wasn't into me, haha.

[Audio.]

haha this thread is full of chuckles. Its really bad when you accidentally calling the wrong person without notice. :o

[Tone Capone]

I had a buddy in England who was NOTORIOUS for fuckin with peoples cellphones. If someone at the pub left their phone on the bar (especially a girl), he'd take it to the bathroom and take a picture of his balls with it and then change their background to his balls... LOL!!! TERRIBLE!!!

[Audio.]

fuck.

I hope he washes his hands.

[mikizee]

I had a buddy in England who was NOTORIOUS for fuckin with peoples cellphones. If someone at the pub left their phone on the bar (especially a girl), he'd take it to the bathroom and take a picture of his balls with it and then change their background to his balls... LOL!!! TERRIBLE!!!

Ha... I'm guilty of that.

[beastieangel01]

ugh! that sucks. Thankfully that's never happened to me. *knocks on wood*

[Audio.]

what does 'knocks on wood' mean?

[Bob]

it's a superstitious thing. like if you say "i've never been hit by a bus" you have to knock on wood after you say it, or else you'll get hit by a bus. it's a thing you do to avoid a bad thing happening to you that you've just talked about.

[Audio.]

ooh ok got it

[RobMoney$]

Bob seems to have missed the double entendre that "Knocks on wood" presents in this context.

[ToucanSpam]

Hey, he seemed kinda excited, that's gotta mean something...maybe vulgar texting is a good way of breaking the ice?



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[faz]

It's funny, when I first read this thread I had it in my head that it was by dorothy.

[NoFenders]

^ lol

+1

:)