Dear Trevor

[Dorothy Wood]

I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to ask you to quit your job at panera bread, or at least transfer to a location that I will never go to. First of all, your ponytail is too long and I'm afraid it will get into the bagel dough. Second, I ordered a spinach ARTICHOKE souffle, not a spinach bacon souffle. I mean, bacon is delicious, but I didn't want it today. Thirdly, I did not want a lemonade, but you charged me for one. Fourthly, I had to repeat my bagel order 3 times before you understood it. 3 whole grain, 3 asiago, wtf? That's not hard to remember at all. Fifthly, you put all 6 bagels into a bag that was too small and the souffle in a separate bag, so I had to awkwardly clutch them closed and hold them like two tiny babies...made of baked goods. Sixthly, you ran my debit card, but then forgot to complete the transaction, so you had to ask me for it again! Seventhly! You forgot to give me my cream cheese!

Trevor, I'm sure you're a nice person, but you are a dumb ass and I hate you. I was 2 minutes late for work because of you, which is fine, but annoying. Please tell your boss to bring back the little latina girl that normally gets me my bagels in like 30 seconds. Also, please cut your hair, you look like an idiot.

Sincerely,

Dorothy

[mate_spawn_die]

haha bagel grudge (y)

[NoFenders]

Trevor's just having a bad day. He's the new guy, and needs some help getting off the pipe.

:)

[beastieangel01]

pls post on craigslist

[Bob]

i'll tell him if i see him

[monkey]

i believe you're dooming a child to a lifetime of loserdom if you name the kid trevor.

i do not know of one redeeming trevor. :(

[Echewta]

Trevor doesn't like the beastie boys and probably doesn't read the board. Unless Trevor is actually Adam.

[RobMoney$]

Excuse me but did someone say BACON?

[Echewta]

Mmmm, bacon (http://www.hulu.com/watch/10308/saturday-night-live-oops-i-crapped-my-pants)

[Matt]

I've never met a Trevor I liked. Two years ago I personally got to fire a Trevor who was stealing out of his til. No one liked him, he always smelled bad, wore weird makeup, and constantly looked like he was going to cry.

[mate_spawn_die]

i believe you're dooming a child to a lifetime of loserdom if you name the kid trevor.

i do not know of one redeeming trevor. :(

you do now! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trevor_Horn)

classic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWtHEmVjVw8) (y)

[Randetica]

is he single?

[taquitos]

poor trevs :(

[b i o n i c]

trevor's gonna have a cold christmas if management sees this.

what did trevor ever do besides First of all, your ponytail is too long and I'm afraid it will get into the bagel dough. Second, I ordered a spinach ARTICHOKE souffle, not a spinach bacon souffle. I mean, bacon is delicious, but I didn't want it today. Thirdly, I did not want a lemonade, but you charged me for one. Fourthly, I had to repeat my bagel order 3 times before you understood it. 3 whole grain, 3 asiago, wtf? That's not hard to remember at all. Fifthly, you put all 6 bagels into a bag that was too small and the souffle in a separate bag, so I had to awkwardly clutch them closed and hold them like two tiny babies...made of baked goods. Sixthly, you ran my debit card, but then forgot to complete the transaction, so you had to ask me for it again! Seventhly! You forgot to give me my cream cheese!HUH??!? a cold cold christmas

[Videodrome]

5 stars for you!

[jennyb]

My last visit to Panera was equally disappointing. The service was god awful. (n):mad: and the joint was a MESS

[Audio.]

Who the fuck is Trevor?

[YoungRemy]

and what the fuck is this Panera place?

[rirv]

and what the fuck is this Panera place?

Pantera was an American heavy metal band from Arlington, Texas, formed by the Abbott brothers, Vinnie Paul (drums) and "Dimebag" Darrell (guitar), then known as Diamond Darrell, in 1981.[1] Bassist Rex Brown would join in 1982 and in 1987 Phil Anselmo would become the group's lead vocalist, completing the band's most successful lineup that would remain together for 16 years.

Although initially influenced by 1970s metal bands such as Kiss and Van Halen, Pantera's style would change by the late 1980s, showing a greater influence from thrash metal acts such as Slayer, Exodus, Exhorder and Metallica, as well as traditional metal bands such as Black Sabbath and Judas Priest. Pantera subsequently became a key formulator of the post-thrash subgenre of "groove" metal. It would not be until nine years after forming that Pantera saw its first piece of commercial success in its 1990 major label debut, Cowboys from Hell. From there, Pantera became one of the most celebrated heavy metal bands of the 1990s.

Despite the generally cold reception of the band's first four albums from the 1980s, critics have lauded Pantera's style thereafter; Jason Birchmeier of Allmusic.com states that "there was no greater metal band during the early to mid-1990s than Pantera."[2] The band has received accolades such as ranking 45th on VH1's list of the "100 Greatest Artists of Hard Rock"[3] and fifth on MTV's "Top 10 Greatest Heavy Metal Bands of All-Time."[4]

Pantera began to suffer from mounting tensions between band members in the mid-1990s, largely due to Phil Anselmo's rampant drug abuse.[5] Anselmo, having been nagged by a painful back injury for several years, explored the option of corrective surgery, however he was not comfortable with having to take an extended break from Pantera to recover, which could have taken up to a year.[5] Instead, Anselmo began using heroin as a painkiller and as a result his behavior became erratic and volatile, his performances suffered and he began to distance himself from his bandmates, who were initially unaware of his addiction.

In 2001, the band went on hiatus and was never able to successfully reunite, with the Abbott brothers unable to communicate with Anselmo, who was immersed in several side-projects, chiefly Down and Superjoint Ritual.[5] Pantera officially disbanded in 2003 and a war of words ensued, with Phil and Vinnie Paul trading inflammatory comments and blaming one another for the break-up of Pantera via the media.[5] Any hope of the band members ever reconciling their differences and possibly reuniting was lost in 2004, when "Dimebag" Darrell was shot and killed on-stage at the Alrosa Villa in Columbus, Ohio by an obsessed Pantera fan while performing with him and his brother's new band, Damageplan.

[Pike Bishop]

Paneer is the most common Persian and South Asian cheese. It is an unaged, acid-set, non-melting farmer cheese made by curdling heated milk with lemon juice or other food acid. The process is similar to queso blanco, except that paneer does not have salt added. Paneer is very closely linked to the Turkish Peynir which is also strained and squeezed the same way

Most varieties of paneer are simply pressed into a cube and then sliced or chopped, although the eastern Indian variety (known as chhana in Bengali and chhena in Oriya) is beaten or kneaded like mozzarella, and crumbles more easily than the North Indian variant of paneer. Paneer is one of the few types of cheese indigenous to the Indian subcontinent, and is widely used in Indian cuisine and even some Middle Eastern and Southeast Asian cuisine. Unlike most cheeses in the world, the making of paneer does not involve rennet, and is therefore completely vegetarian. Paneer is a source of protein for Hindu vegetarians.

Firm tofu has a similar texture and consistency so it can be used in place of paneer as a non-dairy substitute.

[jennyb]

and what the fuck is this Panera place?

http://www.panerabread.com/cafes/results.php?NAV=1&state=&zip=90064&city=&address=&radius=10&action=search

[faz]

i do not know of one redeeming trevor. :(

here's another (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trevor_Moore)

Now you do (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-Fe-IwAPA8), again and (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw7LdZSh5EM&feature=related) again and (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi-gYRzEKmY&feature=related) again (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJCRNXUngAM&feature=related)