Thoughts on becoming insane

[funk63]

Is there a regimented method to lose your mind? So far I've gone weeks without speaking, locked myself in a bathroom for two days, started a fight with someone for no reason, light my hair on fire, and of course did lots of drugs. Im burned out on the weed because whenever I even smoke a little bit I go in to this extremely paranoid state, where I think Im a mongoloid of sorts and everyone hates me.
So anyone got any ideas. Im looking for the kind of insanity that helps you forget your past and puts you in a child like state. Maybe not like batshit hurt people crazy but yano, wander around say crazy shit artistic crazy.

[b i o n i c]

record yourself reading john lennon's 'in his own wright' at half time. lock yourself in a windowless room, surround yourself with mirrors and echoey microphones hooked up to slightly distorted phlangers while you trip on 5 tabs of acid. tie yourself to a chair. press play, repeat for 12-24 hours.

[Freebasser]

Hit yourself in the face with a brick.

Recite the alphabet back-to-front while gargling upside down.

Shave your eyebrows off and put them in the fridge. Wait for new ones to grow back then repeat until fridge is full.

Make a jelly mould of your head and eat it.

Watch Step-Up 2 with the French audio track selected.

Build a model of a hovercraft out of old magazines.

Paint yourself yellow and run around your garden while making buzzing sounds and pretending to be a stripe-less bee.

Find religion.

Have a conversation with a stapler.

Put some Enya on your CD player at maximum volume, and sit in a cross legged position in the middle of your floor with your eyes closed, and contemplate the futility of existence. Now hit yourself in the face with a brick.

[funk63]

record yourself reading john lennon's 'in his own wright' at half time. lock yourself in a windowless room, surround yourself with mirrors and echoey microphones hooked up to slightly distorted phlangers while you trip on 5 tabs of acid. tie yourself to a chair. press play, repeat for 12-24 hours.



lmao

[funk63]

Im really fucked up, like my mom was a lesbian and thus attracted to females and she use to beat me and punish me for acting like a normal boy.
I kind of wish I was born a lesbian girl.

[Freebasser]

Hmmm... I see.

You might want to use two bricks instead then.

[funk63]

I think Im gonna skip on the brick thing.

[Freebasser]

k

[Planetary]

if i was you i'd be quiet (y) that includes not saying typed words

[Waus]

Increase the amount of dopamine in your brain.

[funk63]

Increase the amount of dopamine in your brain.

How do you do that?

[funk63]

if i was you i'd be quiet (y) that includes not saying typed words

How then would I communicate with my internet friends?

[Planetary]

snail mail. all the waiting would probably send you insane

[funk63]

snail mail. all the waiting would probably send you insane

Ah your right. Promise to write me back though?

[Waus]

You'd have to figure some way to get it illegally. It's attributed to causing schizophrenia when your brain chemistry is unbalanced.

Try some peyote or PCP - I hear those are great for crazy.

[funk63]

You'd have to figure some way to get it illegally. It's attributed to causing schizophrenia when your brain chemistry is unbalanced.


Thanks Ill look into this.

[b i o n i c]

you need to masturbate furiously while staring deeply into the giant dilated pupil of a giraffe, on acid

[Planetary]

try crack too. and no i won't write you back i have a phobia of pens

[Waus]

Thanks Ill look into this.

That's actually an awful idea.

...and those wander around 'artistic' crazy people are (in my experience) generally just burned out drunks who drool on their jackets and piss their pants while telling off the pigeons. Not really enviable if you're still in possession of your faculties right now.

[funk63]

you need to masturbate furiously while staring deeply into the giant dilated pupil of a giraffe, on acid

man hilarious stuff

[funk63]

That's actually an awful idea.

...and those wander around 'artistic' crazy people are (in my experience) generally just burned out drunks who drool on their jackets and piss their pants while telling off the pigeons. Not really enviable if you're still in possession of your faculties right now.

The stuffs probably way too expensive anyway.

[funk63]

try crack too. and no i won't write you back i have a phobia of pens

Guess your gonna have to get used to posting in my threads then

[Planetary]

fuck off why dont you

[funk63]

fuck off why dont you

Whats your fucking problem? Heres a concept, If you dont like me or my threads, dont respond to them. Its pretty simple.

[Planetary]

lol don't cry about it

[taquitos]

I wish I was insane. I would probably be less depressed. I'm so sane that it hurts.

[funk63]

I wish I was insane. I would probably be less depressed. I'm so sane that it hurts.

Thats part of my rationale behind this experiment. I have alot of negative memories too and I want to suppress them.

[Lyman Zerga]

stop taking drugs and no more alcohol

[ericlee]

you want to go insane then join the marines as an 0311 and request Iraq. Maybe you'll get your deathwish as well.

Or for christ's sakes just man up to your problems and quit being a puss about them.

[Lyman Zerga]

Or for christ's sakes just man up to your problems and quit being a puss about them.

spoken like a true dad

[hellojello]

do the same thing over and over but expect a different result.

[BangkokB]

"If I know I'm going crazy then I must not be insane" penned by Dave Mustaine has been my sanity compass for as far as I can remember...Last week

I have an impulse control problem of wanting to hit strangers in an elevator and people that I know while talking to them in the throat because I don't like the way they think and I know that they're plotting against me, I believe buildings are about to collapse while I'm in then-And the only reason they don't is because I get out before they achieve their ultimate plan of self destruction, and I'm certain that the shadow men DO exist- It's the rest of you all that can't see them and only large doses of Meth open those doors where we can see them. And to think- Most people live their day to day and never know of the horrors that are in the great wide open.

Wearing magnets throws them off balance. And/or not answering the lies that the lizard people speak. I've heard that if you drill a hole in your skull it releases the pressure the demons are causing because they take up too much room in the frontal lobes. That will make you feel better.

But there's the possibility that this thread is a trap created by the Hejaz to trick me into telling the masses the truth:But as usual they'll sweep it under the rug with their little cars and timble shaped hats.

Malt liqueur companies are in bed with Menthol Cigarettes companies to push their products. Anyone can see that.

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