hey remember how I always used to be drunk and talk about making out

[DandyFop]

those were good times.

[Freebasser]

So... now you just get drunk?

[Caribou]

Or makes out randomly even when sober.

[funk63]

Have you ever thought about how weird making out is really

[Dorothy Wood]

Have you ever thought about how weird making out is really


I have. kissing is kind of a weird thing. it's like, "oh, hi, I find you attractive, can I put my mouth on your mouth? maybe taste your saliva for a bit?"

man, I want to taste somebody else's saliva :( it's been forever since I've had a good kiss. the last dude I kissed was a bad kisser, my ex was okay, but he always went to the left which always threw me off.

maybe I should call my old fake boyfriend up. he's got a small weiner, but he's the best kisser ever. I'm not sure that will go over very well though, *ring* "hi, can we make out even though I ditched your lovin' and your friendship when I got a real boyfriend?" *click*

[DandyFop]

There is this one dude I've been making out with, holy moly best kisser evereverever

[jabumbo]

do i want to remember? :(

[rirv]

I want a drink.

[HEIRESS]

usually I go out for drinks and then my friends go "OH YOUR BOYFRIEND IS SO GREAT AND CUTE YOU GUYS ARE SO PERFECT TOGETHER WHEN ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED OMG TOO BAD YOU ONLY GET TO SEE EACH OTHER EVERY 2-3 MONTHS AWWWWWWWWWWWW"

and then I drink more.

[Lex Diamonds]

"Making out" is such an American concept. In Europe kissing inevitably leads to sex, even if the kids are both 12 or some shit.

[mikizee]

I'm a realllly good kisser.

I practice on my arm all the time.

[Tzar]

you call it 'your arm'?

...

ahhhhhhhh!

[mikizee]

swish!

[b i o n i c]

"Making out" is such an American concept. In Europe kissing inevitably leads to sex, even if the kids are both 12 or some shit.

how aristocratic(y)

[paul jones]

hey that Belladonna can sure suck a cock!

[mikizee]

Sasha Grey's my new favourite pornstar

[BangkokB]

I wish Les Claypool played every bassline for every song made between then and now. Then Dean Martin would probably still be alive and the Hard Rock Hotel would have gambling in ALL their casinos. And Caddyshack II would have never happened: Which would have prevented Ghostbuster II

But ,then, that's the price you pay once Reagan declared the Berlin Wall to be torn down. *sigh

[b-grrrlie]

I'm drunk at the moment and totally want to make out itih my fb.
He ws supposed to come ovet tomeight atfter a xmas paty at hiws wojk, but he hasntä called tey...yet...
I'm watching <Jack Sartooååow ont he telly and googlinh anouy tantic sex ...

[Caribou]

'm drunk at the moment

Oh really dear, we can't tell. :p

and googlinh anouy tantic sex ...

I really hope this wasn't a typo of my name. :(

[b-grrrlie]

Oh really dear, we can't tell. :p



I really hope this wasn't a typo of my name. :(

No, it should say googling about....

and he called at 2pm, drunk as hell. So it was the last time he did that, I sent him a dumping text this morning... If he finds drinking with his workmates more fun than having sex with me so there's no use continuing...

[Otis Driftwood]

I remember. You often posted pictures, too. :D