do you think it would be morally incorrect...

[Bob]

...to pretend to be a gay immigrant to get a job? because law firms love gays and immigrants almost as much as they love african americans and harvard grads (and if you're an african american harvard grad, well...i don't think i need to tell you what doors are open to you) and i think i can pretend to be those two things fairly convincingly. i just need to figure out which country i can pretend to be from. it needs to be a country that speaks a language that nobody's ever heard of. something eastern european i'm thinking. someone told me i looked slavic once. she was pretty drunk though, i don't think she actually knew what slavic meant.

and as for the gay thing, well, my biggest risk would be somebody seeing me with a woman, which is a minor risk at best, so i'd probably get away with it, right?

[yeahwho]

...to pretend to be a gay immigrant to get a job? because law firms love gays and immigrants almost as much as they love african americans and harvard grads (and if you're an african american harvard grad, well...i don't think i need to tell you what doors are open to you) and i think i can pretend to be those two things fairly convincingly. i just need to figure out which country i can pretend to be from. it needs to be a country that speaks a language that nobody's ever heard of. something eastern european i'm thinking. someone told me i looked slavic once. she was pretty drunk though, i don't think she actually knew what slavic meant.

and as for the gay thing, well, my biggest risk would be somebody seeing me with a woman, which is a minor risk at best, so i'd probably get away with it, right?

...pretend? huh?

[funk63]

Say your from Moldova, its up there around Romania and Ukraine. Most people havnt heard of it so they arent gonna question.

[b i o n i c]

maybe start wearing more purple, maroon and beige, always wear a whistle around your neck and go as a lesbian slav. problems solved

[Bob]

i think i'm going to say i'm from montenegro. nobody will question me because to do so would require one to use the word "negro" and that makes lawyers uncomfortable

[roosta]

hey, ___________________ (insert non-american board member you want to insult), at least you know you could walk into a good job if you went to the U.S.

you can have that one for free.

[Nygel]

can they figure out if youre an immigrant?

and...

morals?

[abcdefz]

I'm thinking that one of the last employers I would want to fuck with would be lawyers.