I just ate some cat food

[Dorothy Wood]

well, a couple of morsels. I tasted some new diet food I got for george because I think he's getting too fat as my roommates just give him food whenver, will nilly. anyway, the diet food had a nasty after taste, but he seems to find it delicious. which is good I guess. I tasted his old food too, which seemed to be better, more like a cracker with a meaty flavor. it as a little bit saltier as well.

anyway, I probably wouldn't have eaten it if I weren't drunk and curious.

[rirv]

The possibilities are endless when you are drunk and curious.

[Audio.]

that reminds me the time I got high I started eating klondike bars and then dropped it on the floor. So, I thought I had picked it up but I instead accidentally ate those dog can food. I was like wtf?

[Lyman Zerga]

your beath smells of cat food