if you were a superhero

[b i o n i c]

what would your superpowers be?
what would your weaknesses be?
what would your costume look like?
would you have a super vehicle?
what would your name be?
side kick?

[Audio.]

Honestly, I'll just probably be a Green Lantern.
So for my powers: Anything as a Green Lantern which includes:
Energy-based constructs, flight, various other abilities, Nigh-omnipotent with control over time and reality; flight, energy manipulation, and other powers similar to a Green Lantern Corps Power Ring and the Starheart.

Weakness: Yellow.

what would your costume look like? My alter ego mask and street clothes.

would you have a super vehicle? My imagination, baaaaallin!

what would your name be? Audio aka The Green "Masked Beast" Lantern.

no side kicks.

[b i o n i c]

you have to make it up! dooooo overrrrrrr

[Audio.]

fiiiiiiine :mad:

My Power: A magical ring that can conjure out anything the user imagines where the power level of the ring is based on the concentration of the user.
From opening a hole thru dimensions or simply making an edible taco for lunch.

Weakness: charging up the ring every once a few years inside a blue cauldron.

what would your costume look like? My alter ego mask and street clothes.

would you have a super vehicle? My imagination, baaaaallin!

what would your name be? Audio aka The Blue "Masked Beast" Cauldron.

no side kicks.

[b i o n i c]

what if you concentrate really hard for a taco, then poop yer pants concentrating really hard for a large coke? its hard to concentrate after you pooped your pants

[Audio.]

what if you concentrate really hard for a taco, then poop yer pants concentrating really hard for a large coke? its hard to concentrate after you pooped your pants

well, I dont bust a vain to concentrate and shit my pants as result. :rolleyes:

[Lex Diamonds]

My power would be mind shit. Like telepathy, telekinesis, psychic powers, all that shit. Basically Jedi powers.

And fuck a costume. I would just wear something simple and stylish, like Rorschach's suit and coat combo in Watchmen with the weird mask shit.

When it comes to cars, well I would have the Bruce Wayne set up of course. A load of lush sports cars for cruising then some badass jet/tank thing for when I need to murk some villains.

My weaknesses would be: a) bitches and b) political correctness.

[b i o n i c]

i want the power to make people have to go to the bathroom really bad at will

someone points a gun at me, a second later they have to pee so bad they are instantly forced to drop it and run(y)

[AceFace]

what would your superpowers be? i would want to fly, for certain. like physically fly. and ok yeah also know how to fly planes and helicopters. I'd also have this power of irresistible charm. kinda like 007, i could turn it on and everyone would fall in love and do whatever i say. i'd also like psych powers, which i guess ties in with the irrisistable charm thing.

what would your weaknesses be? weakness would be falling in love with myself when i look in the mirror.

what would your costume look like? oh man i'd have a new costume every day but it'd always be green.

would you have a super vehicle? nope. i can fly everywhere.

what would your name be? Victory Girl (that just popped in my head for some reason so i went with it)

side kick? a BFF to do my hair and makeup since i can't look in the mirror!

[camo]

I'd fly, obviously because thats a must but I'd also like to have similar powers to Neo. There's nothing cooler than a super hero that knows a few choice moves.

I'd be like superman and be a do-gooder and help folk but I'd exploit my powers for a few perks once in a while (y)

Oh and weaknesses...cheap fragrances causes me to develop slight eczema.

[Lyman Zerga]

My power would be mind shit. Like telepathy, telekinesis, psychic powers, all that shit. Basically Jedi powers.

And fuck a costume. I would just wear something simple and stylish, like Rorschach's suit and coat combo in Watchmen with the weird mask shit.

When it comes to cars, well I would have the Bruce Wayne set up of course. A load of lush sports cars for cruising then some badass jet/tank thing for when I need to murk some villains.

My weaknesses would be: a) bitches and b) political correctness.


i thought that was regular paddy

[b i o n i c]

i thought paddy's super power would involve rhyming

[Fern]

Super powers: Wooing fat girls

Weakness: Fat Girls

No costume necessary, this one does fine

My "super vehicle" would consist of a rickshaw (sp?) pulled through the air by a team of magical, flying fat girls that farted pork rinds and bacon as they took flight

Name: Michael Fernandes

SideKick: Chinese Buffet Boy - a young lad made entirely of Chinese buffet entries (lo mein hair, general tso's fingers). He would aid in the corraling of heavies....

[Matt]

what would your superpowers be? I'd probably fly, and have lazer vision, and x ray vision like a creep.

what would your weaknesses be? Bitches, just like real life.

what would your costume look like? Super fucking awesome.

would you have a super vehicle? Yes, but it's invisible

what would your name be? Super Fucking Awesome Man, Who's Cooler Than Your Older Brother That Gets Invited To Parties.

side kick? Bob

[funk63]

what would your superpowers be?
flight, shooting balls of energy from my hands a la dbz

what would your weaknesses be?
ice or somthing

what would your costume look like?
i wouldnt have one

would you have a super vehicle?
no need

what would your name be?
not sure

side kick?
no

[Audio.]

So does this mean you wont be drinking of a Slurpee?