Dorothy Wood
12-07-2008, 02:06 AM
saw my ex last night, out at the bar with mutual friends. he bought me a drink, a fancy one. then we went to an after party and he offered to walk with me and my roommate there instead of getting a ride. we caught up a bit, but I was a little bristly. when we got to the party, he asked me to sit by him. I did. we chatted, made fun of this guy who kept trying to hit on me. then somehow I passed out (I'm not used to staying up that late or drinking that much).
anyway, I woke up after awhile and people had figured out that the guy who was hitting on me was a party crasher and didn't actually know anyone, and when they tried to escort him out, he got violent. it was weird, but they got him out. then it was time to leave and the guy was waiting outside for people to try to start a fight. nobody would fight him though. and it was him against like 6 dudes. my roommate and I took off in the other direction and got approached by a wild roaming st. bernard who kept barking at us and seemed like he was going to attack. so we were screaming to the guys, but they were all trying to deal with the weirdo guy, and finally they realized we were getting cornered by a st. bernard (wtf? I thought they were rescue dogs) and my ex shouted down the street, "DOROTHY! YOU ALRIGHT!?" and I said "I THINK SO!"
my roommate yelled at the dog to go away and he did. it was so weird, I hope he got home okay even though it seemed like he wanted to eat my face. I think he was just upset about all the fighting.
anyway, we decided to walk toward the boys and keep a safe distance from the weird guy, who just kept shouting, "go back to the suburbs, pussies!", over and over. ha! my friends and ex all got into a car and we passed them walking and I said, "go back to the suburbs, pussies!" and laughed, but they didn't. then my roommate and I walked home, which was stupid because it was far and snowing and we were wasted. we survived though.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
anyway, I woke up after awhile and people had figured out that the guy who was hitting on me was a party crasher and didn't actually know anyone, and when they tried to escort him out, he got violent. it was weird, but they got him out. then it was time to leave and the guy was waiting outside for people to try to start a fight. nobody would fight him though. and it was him against like 6 dudes. my roommate and I took off in the other direction and got approached by a wild roaming st. bernard who kept barking at us and seemed like he was going to attack. so we were screaming to the guys, but they were all trying to deal with the weirdo guy, and finally they realized we were getting cornered by a st. bernard (wtf? I thought they were rescue dogs) and my ex shouted down the street, "DOROTHY! YOU ALRIGHT!?" and I said "I THINK SO!"
my roommate yelled at the dog to go away and he did. it was so weird, I hope he got home okay even though it seemed like he wanted to eat my face. I think he was just upset about all the fighting.
anyway, we decided to walk toward the boys and keep a safe distance from the weird guy, who just kept shouting, "go back to the suburbs, pussies!", over and over. ha! my friends and ex all got into a car and we passed them walking and I said, "go back to the suburbs, pussies!" and laughed, but they didn't. then my roommate and I walked home, which was stupid because it was far and snowing and we were wasted. we survived though.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!