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b-grrrlie
12-13-2008, 11:07 AM
Doesn't holding hands or squeezing fingers under the table so no-one can see mean interest? Eh?
Once during a fancy dinner both the girl on the right and the girl on the left started carressing my thighs under the table. Their hands never met and I don't think they knew the other girl was doing it.
The night ended with Aaliyah cockblocking me, which I've written about before.
Anyway, yes, it most likely does.
Praying Mantis
12-13-2008, 12:16 PM
YUP
b i o n i c
12-13-2008, 12:52 PM
i think id prefer flirting on top of the table
Dorothy Wood
12-13-2008, 01:07 PM
flirting under tables seems to be in a lot of 80's movies.
once I held hands with a dude I liked very much under a table for awhile, he had a girlfriend though, it was wrong. :/ they're still together. probably gonna get married. hmph.
held hands with a married man once too, I don't know why, I was only 19...he was 20. he got divorced soon after. :/
na§tee
12-13-2008, 01:10 PM
sarky you flagrant adulterer! :eek: hehe.
um. yeah. under the table stuff seems a bit high school ish. i think it's a bit crap unless you get some proper face in crotch action. yeah. that's what we're talking about! GET IN THERE! :rolleyes:
Once during a fancy dinner both the girl on the right and the girl on the left started carressing my thighs under the table. Their hands never met and I don't think they knew the other girl was doing it.
The night ended with Aaliyah cockblocking me, which I've written about before.
Anyway, yes, it most likely does.
the aaliyah?
b-grrrlie
12-13-2008, 03:38 PM
um. yeah. under the table stuff seems a bit high school ish. i think it's a bit crap unless you get some proper face in crotch action. yeah. that's what we're talking about! GET IN THERE! :rolleyes:
Yeah it felt very teenager'ish... :o
But at the moment I'm looking for something more serious, got fed up with my fb calling me drunk all the time.
This one's really cute, but previously been taken. Last night my friend introduced us,
even tho we'd seen each other every now and then at our friend's gigs, both filming and taking pics.
So it was our camera's that got us interested in each other actually, at the afterparty we were taking drunken pics of the chandelier
and then he suddenly started holding my hand...
I spoke with him on the phone today, he just called back an unknown number as I'd tried to call him earlier.
He was Christmas shopping with his teenage daughter... Maybe that's why he couldn't talk much,
just finished off with that we'll see again sometime at our friend's gig or something...
Yeah.... men...
checkyourprez
12-13-2008, 04:12 PM
do handjobs under the table count?
the aaliyah?
Yes, the one who died in 2001.
adam_f
12-13-2008, 06:48 PM
Romeo Must Die Aaliyah?
adam_f
12-14-2008, 12:27 AM
I think the basic point of those questions is for you to type out the story again.
BangkokB
12-14-2008, 11:38 AM
The only reasonable answer to this question is to go under the table and kick it up a notch
Or go to the Bathroom. Men's room if she's kinky: Womens if You're
Tone Capone
12-14-2008, 04:32 PM
Yeah it does.
b-grrrlie
12-14-2008, 05:57 PM
And you shouldn't be flirting if you're not ready to go further... :mad:
checkyourprez
12-14-2008, 06:06 PM
^one of the smartest quotes ive seen.
paul jones
12-14-2008, 06:14 PM
I think I farted under a table today
Planetary
12-14-2008, 08:13 PM
and she'll shiiiiiine when she's crossed the liiiine...
I try to grab poon under tables...
Kid Presentable
12-15-2008, 09:55 AM
I flirt under tables, aggressively, with myself. If your soup's a rockin, I ain't about stoppin etc etc
Kid Presentable
12-15-2008, 10:10 AM
haha and like the eternal masturbator, I'm here all alone...
I flirt under tables, aggressively, with myself. If your soup's a rockin, I ain't about stoppin etc etc
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......
cookiepuss
12-15-2008, 04:24 PM
but flirting under the table can also mean their hiding something...like the fact that the woman sitting next to them on the other side is actually their wife.
b-grrrlie
12-15-2008, 05:14 PM
but flirting under the table can also mean their hiding something...like the fact that the woman sitting next to them on the other side is actually their wife.
Apparently it was that.
I thought he was single now as I hadn't seen him with his earlier girlfriend (?) for ages.
The other females round the table were our friends' wives, and as it has turned out no-one had noticed
anything happening on our side of the table... (also alcohol might have had something to do with that....)
Don't worry people, I'll write the story soon.
Echewta
12-15-2008, 06:31 PM
I always bump my head :(
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