They shouldn't be allowed to advertise about HIV in the doctor's

[Lex Diamonds]

Especially when they're going to make you wait an extra 40 minutes for your appointment. Those posters and leaflets make you believe that everything you've ever touched is going to cause you a slow and painful death. I went in reasonably cheerful, spent like an hour staring at these posters... now I'm like 90% sure that I've got AIDS.

If anyone was wondering, I was there to ask about a penis reduction. It's just getting too big to manage and is starting to affect my everyday life. :(

[Kid Presentable]

Wouldn't the surgeon just make you that deep vagina you were angling for in the op?

[Lex Diamonds]

Nah, she didn't operate. Obviously that would take a team of specialists and the use of a heavy duty winch. She was just taking measurements- girth, weight in kilograms, etc.

[Lyman Zerga]

someone in your family must have fucked a whale

[rirv]

someone in your family must have fucked a whale

He gets the whale tendencies from his mother's side.

[ms.peachy]

At my doctor's surgery, every square inch of wall space seems to be taken up by warning about breast cancer or prostate cancer. I can't leave there without feeling like my tits are trying to kill me, or that my husband's nuts are in danger of exploding at any moment.

[Freebasser]

I was sitting in the waiting area of the British Transport Police's office at Euston one afternoon, casually reading the posters pinned up for all the officers to read, and one poster said that a woman in her 30s had sat down on a park bench in Birmingham city centre only to feel a prick in her arse (lol) and when she sat up, there was a needle sticking out of the bench with a label on it saying "Congratulations. You have HIV" (non lol).

I will never sit on a park bench again without looking twice.

[Echewta]

I wash my hands and sing three "Happy Birthdays." Then i rinse.

[Knuckles]

I wash my hands and sing three "Happy Birthdays." Then i rinse.

My son does "Twinkle, Twinkle"