Key Bumps, Bullets, or Lines: How do you like to do youe coke???

[Fern]

Well?

They call me 'Kid KeyBump'

[mikizee]

Big lines shaped like big smiley faces

Thats the natural way Lois

Thats the natural way

[Lex Diamonds]

Depends where you are doesn't it? Lines by preference, bumps/card corners for convenience.

Did some last night for the first time in a while.

[ericlee]

off of Adrock's taint! (y)

[Fern]

Depends where you are doesn't it? Lines by preference, bumps/card corners for convenience.


I like to do multiple bumps. But now that I think of it, a line is kinda nice sometimes.... ... .. .

[roosta]

cocaine is for cunts.

[Lex Diamonds]

Nah, NOT doing cocaine is for cunts.

[BangkokB]

Seriously I never could understand why anyone would want to do coke. Off a key or whatever the hell a Bullet is.

Whatever happened to BowieCokeMirror?

[funk63]

off of Adrock's taint! (y)

lol word. but i do mine of yauchs he manscapes.

[ericlee]

que?(y)

[Adam]

Advice:

An easy way to stop doing coke (if you feel you need to) is to be a room of coke heads while you are not doing coke and just watch - soon becomes a room full of wankers.

I would equate it to being in a room full of first year political study students. Just awful!

[b i o n i c]

cokeheads, lol

[Adam]

cokeheads, lol

all the kids are doin it!

[russhie]

Advice:

An easy way to stop doing coke (if you feel you need to) is to be a room of coke heads while you are not doing coke and just watch - soon becomes a room full of wankers.

I would equate it to being in a room full of first year political study students. Just awful!

I don't find them that bad. I used to go out with my ex and he'd go a few lines here and there, and beyond the fact that he used to disappear into the bathroom for extended periods of time I could hardly tell he was on anything. Same with his mates, unless I saw the transaction take place I'd be none the wiser.

Ice and stuff like that...different story.

[BangkokB]

I don't see what the hype is about Ice I've done it several times and I've never really seen what the attraction is- I don't like it don't dislike it/Completely indifferent to it. There's no attraction. And let's talk about the Crash: the jones from that is nothing compared to coke. A crack jones is Hell on Earth--Worst Crash Ever! Ice I went to sleep...But bear in mind: Each time I've jumped off those canyons I'm blind drunk so maybe that cushions the blow. No Pun intended. I've never been able to find the attraction to why people like Ice...Coke- Well, casino gambling while on blow is monumental. That's why I said earlier key bump, bullet- Why bother? When I do anything in life I swing for the fences. All or None.

Now I'll give you a story: Last July when I was in Phuket to celebrate a friend of mines BDay some friends there were all about some blow. They ran out and flew their dealer in. Think about that for a minute. This goes from the sublime to the ridicules in record time. The girl that gave massages at my friends house went to their place later that night so now we're talking about 5 guys, a massage girl, and a dealer. This one guy got so sketched out about what happened that he boarded a plane and flew back to BKK. I still don't know what happened. Nor do I want to.

[checkyourprez]

I don't see what the hype is about Ice I've done it several times and I've never really seen what the attraction is- I don't like it don't dislike it/Completely indifferent to it. There's no attraction. And let's talk about the Crash: the jones from that is nothing compared to coke. A crack jones is Hell on Earth--Worst Crash Ever! Ice I went to sleep...But bear in mind: Each time I've jumped off those canyons I'm blind drunk so maybe that cushions the blow. No Pun intended. I've never been able to find the attraction to why people like Ice...Coke- Well, casino gambling while on blow is monumental. That's why I said earlier key bump, bullet- Why bother? When I do anything in life I swing for the fences. All or None.

Now I'll give you a story: Last July when I was in Phuket to celebrate a friend of mines BDay some friends there were all about some blow. They ran out and flew their dealer in. Think about that for a minute. This goes from the sublime to the ridicules in record time. The girl that gave massages at my friends house went to their place later that night so now we're talking about 5 guys, a massage girl, and a dealer. This one guy got so sketched out about what happened that he boarded a plane and flew back to BKK. I still don't know what happened. Nor do I want to.

sooo are we talking about a cocaine fueled gang bang or what here?

[rirv]

sooo are we talking about a cocaine fueled gang bang or what here?

I get the feeling he's talking about gang rape.(n)

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah it's kinda funny how he assumes that left to their own devices, they would definitely rape this chick.

Maybe he's just been hanging around with the wrong crowds. I know a ton of people that probably wouldn't rape someone given the opportunity.

[checkyourprez]

i definatly wouldn't rape a chick, thats fucked up. but if she was down for a gang bang, its all gravy baby.

[Dorothy Wood]

lol, checkyourprez wants to be in a room full of naked weiners.

[checkyourprez]

its more for the story telling rights than the weiners.

[BangkokB]

The Gangbang rape idiots are Nutz-And you need a check up from your neck up if that's what you thought. If there was a gangbang going on then odds are that the Massage Girl would have loved it. I'd love to be gangbanged by name the number of ladies. The question that piques my mind is why aren't there any pictures to this event? And why can't I find a jetpack? Rape? Jesus Christ- I hang out with unsavory sorts of characters but I surely hope not Rapists. So please, put that notion to rest

[Planetary]

The Gangbang rape idiots are Nutz-And you need a check up from your neck up if that's what you thought. If there was a gangbang going on then odds are that the Massage Girl would have loved it. I'd love to be gangbanged by name the number of ladies. The question that piques my mind is why aren't there any pictures to this event? And why can't I find a jetpack? Rape? Jesus Christ- I hang out with unsavory sorts of characters but I surely hope not Rapists. So please, put that notion to rest

to be fair thats pretty much what you let on, why are you so surprised?

[checkyourprez]

The Gangbang rape idiots are Nutz-And you need a check up from your neck up if that's what you thought. If there was a gangbang going on then odds are that the Massage Girl would have loved it. I'd love to be gangbanged by name the number of ladies. The question that piques my mind is why aren't there any pictures to this event? And why can't I find a jetpack? Rape? Jesus Christ- I hang out with unsavory sorts of characters but I surely hope not Rapists. So please, put that notion to rest

hah seriously bro, you leave it as 5 dudes and a chick in a room, with coke, and something happens and the dealer bounces for good.

ok guessing game part two.

she or someone over dosed?

[BangkokB]

I think something happened in that room. NOT RAPE: AS YOU FUCK STICKS LIKE TO READ IT. BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED

NOW PARDON ME WHILE I LISTEN TO SOME OZZY "DIARY OF a MADMAN"

[checkyourprez]

I think something happened in that room. NOT RAPE: AS YOU FUCK STICKS LIKE TO READ IT. BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED

NOW PARDON ME WHILE I LISTEN TO SOME OZZY "DIARY OF a MADMAN"

whoa whoa whoa, so you dont even know what happend?

[kaiser soze]

I think something happened in that room. NOT RAPE: AS YOU FUCK STICKS LIKE TO READ IT. BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED

NOW PARDON ME WHILE I LISTEN TO SOME OZZY "DIARY OF a MADMAN"

Did she turn into a unicorn?

[BangkokB]

whoa whoa whoa, so you dont even know what happend?
No I don't and I made that clear. What I do know are that things got so out of control that this one fiend hopped on the 1st flight out the next day. I'm just tossing balloons in the air here but I think that
A. She could have OD'd. Who knows where that story could lead
B. She turned into a Unicorn
C. She called her boss and that could have gotten ugly
7. My fiend could have got Noided over nothing. Cokeheads are crazy like that
F5. Ashtray

Once again: I don't know what happened. Nor do I want to. But rape is definitely out of the equation. She was a massage girl, which in Thai means fucks people for $. And noone was short on Cash that day so that's ridicules.

[Planetary]

that's ridicules.

seriously?

[Videodrome]

key bumps.

[Adam]

Smoking it mixed with pot is kinda pleasant.

[Fern]

Smoking it mixed with pot is kinda pleasant.

wu-banger!

[mickill]

Great thread. I especially enjoyed the following exchange:

I get the feeling he's talking about gang rape.(n)

Maybe he's just been hanging around with the wrong crowds. I know a ton of people that probably wouldn't rape someone given the opportunity.
i definatly wouldn't rape a chick, thats fucked up. but if she was down for a gang bang, its all gravy baby.

[synch]

I'm hoping she turned into a unicorn and that it kicked their collective asses.

[Ghouls_Night]

"Hotlines"-(back n' the day).

Usually a hotline is little more than a three-inch glass pipe that is heated on one end with a blowtorch. Once this end approaches its melting point, the other end is inserted in the user's nose and the substance to be absorbed is snorted. As soon as this substance of questionable legality hits the glass, it sublimates and is inhaled as a gas. Since this is effectively a "nosebong", the entirety of said substance is up-taken at once and sprayed on the unsuspecting lung in one hit.

All this while listening to Bob Seger's "Hollywood Nights" (y)