Anyone Ever Had a Near Death Experience?

[BangkokB]

Tonight I had an overdose of E's...Take 9 of them and that's what will happen. LOL-Ha! Happy Holidays - I'm Dead. The wife thought I was dead except I was in some sort of catatonic state with my eyes rolled back into my head and my mouth wide open but one leg and one arm were having convulsions. She says that I was red all over and sweating profusely. I was completely incoherent and don't remember any of it completely blind, deaf and dumb for at least 4 hours. She put the fan on me and hoped for the best--Not really knowing what to do. I really like to push the envelop and that's not so good in situations like these-The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom and all that bullshit.
Well I pushed the E train as far as I can physically take it. Now it is time to venture into uncharted territory. I've never done Heroin. Sounds Interesting

Enough about my dramatics. Anyone ever had a Near Death Experience?

Happy Holidays

[mikizee]

This my friends is one man on his way to the top.

[b-grrrlie]

Drugs are bad.... taking them is one of the stupidest things to do...



And yes, I've been close to death, several times (once literally less than an inch away), but I wouldn't call them experiences...

[BangkokB]

Do you realize the drive and determination to hit the wall with the gas pedal buried to the floor? Most people don't have the balls nor mental fortitude to hit the levels I crash through

I want to see all sides of life. And at this moment I'm focusing on the warped. Preferably the hellbent open scabs of society. I've seen it before but at different angles. I want to be well rounded and live it, breathe it, see it, be it. Whatever doesn't kill me can only make me a pizza in 30 minutes or less.

I'll meet you at the bottom

[gbsuey]

Form an orderly queue ladies.....my gosh you sound like a catch.What dreams.

A did that on millenium eve in london-his cousin and i were crying on the tube station trying to get him back round. Anyway-he was ok but at midnight on a very crowded embankment, a lot of the crowd were looking at A instead of the fireworks seeing in the new millenium! How proud i was.

I don't think you should try herion-it's really very nasty

[ericlee]

I've had quite a few near deaths myself, not drug related but job related. Only because I was trying to dig myself from a financial rut.

I've had a few friends who successfully overdosed. In all honesty, they liked their drugs but where they're at now wasn't what they had in mind.

[abcdefz]

I got hit by a car last weekend, but it wasn't really near death. Time reeeeeeeeeally stretched out, though, as I waited for the impact.

[YoungRemy]

She put the fan on me and hoped for the best--

she must really love you...

[Knuckles]

I got hit by a car last weekend, but it wasn't really near death. Time reeeeeeeeeally stretched out, though, as I waited for the impact.

No kidding?

Are you posting from a hospital bed?

[abcdefz]

Library.

The ambulence ladies wanted me to go but I was pretty sure nothing was broken. I had my doctor check me a couple days later
and I'd just torn some muscles in my back and shoulder.

No weight lifting for a couple weeks, but I changed the water cooler bottle okay a couple times, so I might do some light stuff tomorrow.
I'm getting itchy.

[Knuckles]

Glad you didn't get munched too badly.

Those gas burning contraptions can be fairly unforgiving.

[abcdefz]

I was very very stupid and very very lucky.

And the lady was totally forgiving about it and hasn't hit me up for the damage, so... (y)

[Praying Mantis]

The closest I've ever been is when I said "I do".. j/k

[yeahwho]

Yes, once while skiing I accidentally put a cigarette out on my wrist, the pain was so intense and mind numbing that I decided to hide just behind the ski lift at the top of the pass. As I became more cold, dis-oriented and hungry time became an illusion.. had it been a half hour or has it been days, weeks, years?

I had no choice but to resort to cannibalism. Later that night on the drive home I found a buck fitty in the glove box so I stopped and got a Blizzard at Dairy Queen, those are sure tasty after a stressful day up on the slopes.

[yeahwho]

just a note, whenever I go skiing and smoking cigarettes now, I also pack a lot of dental floss.

[camo]

Yep, real bad food poisoning a few years back (Campylobacter, Salmonella couple with gastroenteritis). All I remember is going into to a fever, hallucinating and walking up a few days later in hospital where I stayed for a month.

It was pretty rough from what I can remember/been told.

[Bob]

i nearly killed someone once, does that count?

well i didn't actually nearly kill him, but the way he whined about it you'd think i did. you knee one 12-year old in the temple and you never hear the end of it

[camo]

il devo are singing an Italian version of the 'power of love' on tv right now, I'm close to topping myself so if Bobs encounter counts then so does this.

[Parkey]

I was on the Tube when it got bombed a few years back. It was fucking horrific.

[funk63]

dude your insane.

There was this time I thought I was gonna die, I had just learned how to ride my bike and I was riding it and got hit by a go kart going like 50. It was my neighbor at the time. I did a crazy flip and my back leg hit the motor part, burned it, and I broke my leg.

Ive never done heroine either and Im looking to have a go at it. Problem is everyones holdin out on me either cant get it or dont trust me lol.

[ericlee]

I don't remember much of this but when I was 6, I had scarlet fever and chicken pocks at the same time and I had a fever up to 104-106.

They had to rest me in a bed of ice to keep my temperature down.

[Bob]

Ive never done heroine either and Im looking to have a go at it. Problem is everyones holdin out on me either cant get it or dont trust me lol.

stupid asshole

[ericlee]

dude your insane.

Stupid asshole.

[kaiser soze]

ericlee, you and I both got fucked up by the same shit when we were young

I saw Jesus and B-Real in my living room one time, I was "dying" on acid though

[funk63]

stupid asshole

productive member of society.

[Burnout18]

Happy Holidays

My man, you are lucky your wife knew what to do... a girl i knew took E in like July... She was popping pills from from like 4-7 Am and figured she would sleep on the beach,,,, she fucking fried herself to death on the beach...

Near death; ehh once i hit a patch of ice and slid into the highway divider, and totaled my car, for those few split seconds I was heading across the highway i thought that was it. and once in a more slow motion attempt at death, when i was in 2nd grade while visiting relatives I got lost in the woods for a few hours. That was bad.

[Lyman Zerga]

she must really love you...

haha



i was nearly dead as a kid but i dont remember shit

[gbsuey]

il devo are singing an Italian version of the 'power of love' on tv right now, I'm close to topping myself so if Bobs encounter counts then so does this.

Ha ha-Il Divo is Italian for "the divs"

[yeahwho]

One time during a powerpoint presentation at work I had a shoe thrown at me. The experience was pretty harrowing and I found myself retreating to the loading dock, where I hid for several hours. As the day wore on I became paranoid, dizzy and felt weak. Soon I didn't know what day of the week it was, which month it was or even which century I lived in.

This was the second time I survived by my wits and cannibalism. I then blacked out, after I came too I ran and grabbed my laptop and printouts from the conference room and headed home, where in my freezer I found a Dairy Queen Dilly Bar, those taste so great after a stressful day at the office.

[saz]

Drugs are bad.... taking them is one of the stupidest things to do...

drugs aren't stupid, but taking nine hits of e at once sure is.

[ericlee]

chicken pocks

stupid asshole

[yeahwho]

Once when I was a kid, 10 years old, I got really intrigued by the local pet shop, so much so that one day I wandered off to the backroom to see how the tropical fish were fed. It was an amazing place, I was so wrapped up in all of the pets and fish I didn't even noticed the owner had left and I was locked inside the pet shop.

Imagine the horror that went through my young imaginative mind when I realized I was trapped in a pet shop until the next day! The parakeets kept chirping until the sun set... then an eerie silent darkness fell over the pet shop. I became frightened and hungry. The hunger made me lose track of time, before you knew it, I had eaten a monkey to survive. Though not technically cannibalism it worked to see me through the darkness and into the new day. Which was my Birthday! Finally 11! I enjoyed a nice Dairy Queen ice cream cake, it tasted great and made me happier than a barrel of monkeys.

[trailerprincess]

Ha ha-Il Divo is Italian for "the divs"

that's from that book isn't it? I think about that everytime I see them in the shops, before I think about wanting to slap them(y)

I nearly killed TAL earlier this year, but it was an accident. Nearly drowned in Scotland when I was younger. Nothing major really. I burned my leg a couple of weeks ago which melted off a handsize piece of skin in about 1 second. That fecking hurt I tell ya.

[Fern]

I took 5 valuims and 5 aderols (uppers and downers dont mix) and stopped breathing once, my old lady saved my life by giving me mouth to mouth. i thanked her by fucking her best friend

[b-grrrlie]

Get yourselves an anti-slip mat for your shower or bath...
Just saying...

[cookiepuss]

ugh. how many times do I have to say this on the internet? NO ONE needs to take 9 hits of E to get high. ONE or TWO will do for just about anyone. :rolleyes:

WTF Bangkok? you got a death wish? don't do that shit...

[ericlee]

uh, B? You ok? You haven't posted in a while since you wrote this thread.

[marsdaddy]

Um, yeah. No fun. Not drug induced, though.

My father (MR. MARSFATHER?) od'd on black tar. Kept me from taking too much of anything, over the years.

Is it ironic that I was always healthy until I developed that liver clot? Now I'm taking 7.5 mg of rat poison, daily.

[BangkokB]

Yea, I'm fine thanks for asking E. I had to go to the hospital for completely unrelated issues yesterday and was told vague answers for specific questions. Come back Sunday.

MarsDaddy: I hope you don't mind my asking but was your father pushing veins or was he smoking it? I'll try it all but popping veins. But I've heard from more than one that Heroin will make you burn all bridges of all set paradigms that you once held dear. I hope that I'm not prying. I'm morbidly curious and know in the back of my mind that know reasonable person wouldn't say "Hell Ya, Let's Push Drugs=Fuck It. Let's Share Needles while we're at it" But I'm curious as to how far the temptation of this drug leads.

Cookiepuss: Are you still pushing stocks? Question my common law wife is Thai and since they don't have any sort of tax laws here for making money out of the country: She'd like to throw her hat in the ring as the drain keeps circling. She keeps hitting roadblocks with the KYC Bullshit. She's made a Mint in Gold and now it's time to branch off and diversify. A. Can she trade online with your camp in leveraged commodities/US Equities/currencies/Bonds. Because she really wants to ride this bank/car fiasco PUTS down the flagpole. B. This KYC rule is a thorn in the ass. All the $ she's made as been from riding Hard Gold Up. She might be able to backpeddle some paper showing the buys and sells but that's b/w Customer and Store...That's the way Chinatown rolls.

And no I don't have a deathwish. I just like to shake his hand from time to time

[instigator7022]

Once when I was a kid, 10 years old, I got really intrigued by the local pet shop, so much so that one day I wandered off to the backroom to see how the tropical fish were fed. It was an amazing place, I was so wrapped up in all of the pets and fish I didn't even noticed the owner had left and I was locked inside the pet shop.

Imagine the horror that went through my young imaginative mind when I realized I was trapped in a pet shop until the next day! The parakeets kept chirping until the sun set... then an eerie silent darkness fell over the pet shop. I became frightened and hungry. The hunger made me lose track of time, before you knew it, I had eaten a monkey to survive. Though not technically cannibalism it worked to see me through the darkness and into the new day. Which was my Birthday! Finally 11! I enjoyed a nice Dairy Queen ice cream cake, it tasted great and made me happier than a barrel of monkeys.

im lovin these stories

[marsdaddy]

Yea, I'm fine thanks for asking E. I had to go to the hospital for completely unrelated issues yesterday and was told vague answers for specific questions. Come back Sunday.

MarsDaddy: I hope you don't mind my asking but was your father pushing veins or was he smoking it? I'll try it all but popping veins. But I've heard from more than one that Heroin will make you burn all bridges of all set paradigms that you once held dear. I hope that I'm not prying. I'm morbidly curious and know in the back of my mind that know reasonable person wouldn't say "Hell Ya, Let's Push Drugs=Fuck It. Let's Share Needles while we're at it" But I'm curious as to how far the temptation of this drug leads....

And no I don't have a deathwish. I just like to shake his hand from time to time"unrelated"? Is that what you're telling yourself?

Needles and he died from an air bubble. It was before HIV was heard of, but I doubt he shared needles, anyway. He was on the run, relaxing in a hotel before getting a new id, and took a moment to shoot up = blam.

And if shaking hands (playing chicken) with death is "unrelated" to a deathwish, so is being hospitalized unrelated to extreme drug use.

[cookiepuss]

Cookiepuss: Are you still pushing stocks? Question my common law wife is Thai and since they don't have any sort of tax laws here for making money out of the country: She'd like to throw her hat in the ring as the drain keeps circling. She keeps hitting roadblocks with the KYC Bullshit. She's made a Mint in Gold and now it's time to branch off and diversify. A. Can she trade online with your camp in leveraged commodities/US Equities/currencies/Bonds. Because she really wants to ride this bank/car fiasco PUTS down the flagpole. B. This KYC rule is a thorn in the ass. All the $ she's made as been from riding Hard Gold Up. She might be able to backpeddle some paper showing the buys and sells but that's b/w Customer and Store...That's the way Chinatown rolls.

And no I don't have a deathwish. I just like to shake his hand from time to time


well yeah..the KYC rule protects a brokers ass if the client wants to do investing that maybe super risky or inappropriate for her investment objectives. That way when you loose your ass, you can't sue the broker. So no one is going to budge on that at any major firm with due diligence.

If she wants to do that she's probably going to have to take it eTrade, Scott Trade, maybe Schwab...any firm where you are allowed to trade privately, without an FA.

as far as taxes go...she may not have to pay them to the thai government but certain foreign funds are automatically taxed by the government/entitiy issuing the funds. the tax comes straight out of the dividend, the client never sees it...I know that's the case with some Canadian energy funds we have people in.

we don't do commodities or currencies at my firm...we specialize in income and low risk investing, really.

re: Shaking hands with death...ok...but please don't go OD and make all the responsible drug users look bad. ;) :P

good luck!

[yeahwho]

Once, when I was fourteen I had a heated argument with my parents, they pissed me off so much I decided to do something rash and impulsive so I ran away to try and join the circus. I found out the circus caravan was leaving Seattle that next morning. I hid outside the trucks vans and buses as I tried to figure out my next move, this is when i noticed a bale of hay next to the "Big Top", I was tired so I fell asleep on that bale of hay.

A few hours into the chilly night I was awoken by the sound of a calliope, I noticed just inside the tent a tight rope walker was doing a routine and had become tangled up in the line. It seemed so bizarre, was I really at a circus? Was I dreaming? I was so dis-oriented I convinced myself I was lost in the desert and had been for weeks, that the highwire act was a hallucination. I had to eat that circus worker to survive and get out of the desert.

Once my mind came back to normalcy, I ran as fast as I could back home, my parents were so happy to see me they took me to Dairy Queen to buy me a Peanut Buster Parfait, I'm not clowning around.

[Lyman Zerga]

what a pussy near death!

[Pres Zount]

Lol at yeahwho

[BangkokB]

Thanks MarsD---The unrelated was from smoking too many cigarettes to the point of coughing up blood. I'm fine now.

Cookiepuss- We ran around this past Monday and Tuesday getting everything in order and she was approved with a company out of Singapore that has offices in virtually every country in the world but the US and Thailand- Which works out quite nicely. They offer everything we're looking for but ETF's. She's not too crazy about Forex trading or most Futures- Unless she was writing the option. CFD's seem like a fast way fun filled way to lose a lot of money but from what I gather that's the only way to place Put trades on various Stocks. We jumped through every flaming hoop then went to the bank and they wouldn't let her TT $ outside of Thailand. Fortunately, I'm fairly resourceful and have figured away around that obstacle come Monday. She's ready to go Type A personality on this and either lose the ranch or ring some bells. There will be no middle ground. All in bets will be placed from time to time. Here's to rolling the dice(y) and Ride, Ride, Ride Wantcha Let It Ride

[kleptomaniac]

when i was a little kid i fell in the deep end of the pool and my dad had to rescue me or something, but i don't remember it. :confused:

[marsdaddy]

I'm not clowning around.
She's ready to go Type A personality...
:)