I got love for you if you were born in the 80s

[Lex Diamonds]

Unless you're like, 28/29 and you've aged badly with the wrinkles and sagginess. Oh and I'm not into cellulite. Most under-30s still have perky boobs though, so that's cool. (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

Oh and in case anyone didn't get it, you need to be hot & female too.

OK I think that's all. Thanks.

[kleptomaniac]

i was almost born in the 80's!!

[Lex Diamonds]

Sorry kid, no dice.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

What if you were born in the 70's? Shall i just go and jump off a bridge?

[Lex Diamonds]

I guess that is the only real alternative to a life without my love.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Goodbye cruel world

;)

[ScarySquirrel]

I got love for you especially if you were born in the late '80s up to (and including) 1990.

I'll roll with some of you late '70s ladies as well. It's all good.

[Helvete]

Any 90's girls, give me a holla. Yeah, I'm nice like that.

[Lex Diamonds]

I got love for you especially if you were born in the late '80s up to (and including) 1990.

I'll roll with some of you late '70s ladies as well. It's all good.
Thanks for that, man. It's nice for all the fans to know exactly where they stand with you. (y)

[kaiser soze]

Bush is where it's at, ladies of the 70's are real women

[Guy Incognito]

. Most under-30s still have perky boobs though, so that's cool. (y)

you can play with your own then cant you?:p

[Lex Diamonds]

No doubt. Hold tight the moob crew, One Love.

[na§tee]

okay. well.

i was born in the 80s.

but

i'm three years off from being 28 and have cellulite. although my boobs are perky-ish for their size and i'm not too saggy. but not toned either. so, DAMMIT! i don't pass the padster test of youthful virility! padster is never going to get wrinkles or fat or be anything less than 100% attractive.

[Guy Incognito]

No doubt. Hold tight the moob crew, One Love.

lol, i cant believe i have never heard anyone call them moobs before, it seems so obvious yet fucking hilarious at the same time

[Lex Diamonds]

padster is never going to get wrinkles or fat or be anything less than 100% attractive.
Aw thanks hun, that means a lot.

[HotAndWet]

most girls have cellulite even if they're skinny///////

[Bob]

i'm never going to get wrinkles or be fat or have manboobs or anything either, i'm just going to get better looking as i get older. it's like the picture of dorian gray, except backwards, and instead of a picture, it's me. exactly the same thing, otherwise though

[Audio.]

aaaaaah I googled cellulite and fucking regret it. there is hairy ass everywhere.

[marsdaddy]

Define "born".

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

i know you are talking about girls, and i am not a girl...but i am annoyed cos i was born on the 30th of november 1979, and i am missing out on a whole lot of love. :(

[Dorothy Wood]

I was born in 1979 also. conceived in 1978 even. I lose. :(

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

it's ok. we can start our own club.

[Dorothy Wood]

good, our club will be much cooler anyway. and have better music.

[beastieboysbaby]

i was born in the big 93.

not fucking cool.

[Audio.]

eh, at least my generation is spent during the 80's. How did wearing spandex, having full blown hair and wearing mascara considered the cool fashion for rockers?

[Lyman Zerga]

most girls have cellulite even if they're skinny///////

women with zero cellulite were born men

[Lex Diamonds]

I got HUGS for you if you were born in the 80's!

The 80's!

[Lyman Zerga]

nah, keep em

[Lex Diamonds]

I'll do things for you...

[Lyman Zerga]

It was acceptable at the time

[Guy Incognito]

It was acceptable at the time

yeh.

[Lex Diamonds]

When I laid it's humble foundations on that fateful winter's evening, I never pictured this thread becoming a 2-pager. Now that it has I can barely believe it.

There's so many to thank, but I'll keep it brief. God, my parents, everyone who posted and all the people that check my profile for new posts every time they come on here. It means a lot guys, this one's for you.

[russhie]

okay. well.

i was born in the 80s.

but

i'm three years off from being 28 and have cellulite. although my boobs are perky-ish for their size and i'm not too saggy. but not toned either.

I'm 25 this year. I don't look it though (if you believe the shit other people say, anyway). The oldest boy I dated was 26, and he told me later he initially felt "wrong" about chatting up a 20 year old. I don't get it? Early 20's are early 20's, pretty much, and I've never really looked at someone and thought "oh, she acts soooo 22". How the fuck can you pick something like that?

Anyway. I'm not super toned, but my boobs are fantastic. Again, if you believe other people (I don't. They're average). Also, all girls have cellulite. All girls. Seems I don't get a pass either.

[rirv]

Padster, weren't you born in 1990?

[Pres Zount]

I'm pretty sure that he was born in whatever decade happens to be the most popular one to be born in.

[rirv]

The 1730s?

[Pres Zount]

If it comes to that, I have no doubt that he will be born in the 1730s.

[Freebasser]

I'm all about the 00s!

[Guy Incognito]

I'm all about the 00s!

unacceptable

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm pretty sure that he was born in whatever decade happens to be the most popular one to be born in.
This comment actually made me laugh out loud to myself in pity. What a pathetic attempt at an insult.

And for the record I was born in '89, along with the golden age of hip-hop and indie music. I'm not one for hyperbole but if you people were to hold me as some kind of musical Jesus figure then I guess that would be fine.

[DIGI]

i was born in the big 93.

not fucking cool.

holy shit. when did i get old?