Dear neighbour at room number ____,

[BangkokB]

I received a letter taped to my door. It reads as follows

"Dear neighbour at room number ___,


Your music was absolutely too loud last night. It was really disturbing. This disturbance has continued for a long time already. We hope that next time you listen to your music you would kindly consider your neighbours in the same building. Otherwise we feel compelled to take the matter to the management of the building.

Thank you,


Neighbours"

I know who "neighbours" is. It's the Finnish assface missionary family that lives at the end of the hall. He doesn't appreciate my Slayer catalog that I played in its entirety last night- Peppered with a little BBoys and Megadeth here and there.

Any ideas how to handle this heavy on the LULZ? And No, turning music down is completely out of the question. I'm holding all the cards here. The last time he called security I invited them in and got them drunk and we listened to music together.

Here are some ideas off the top of my head
*Apologize saying that I'm hard of hearing and that he should take that into consideration. Otherwise I will label him as a Hearing Impaired Hater
*Send a Singing Telegram to him singing AC/DC's "Rock & Roll Ain't Noise Pollution" with candy and a card that only says "LOL

Regards,

Neighbor"
*Cut and Paste the lyrics to "The Writ" by Black Sabbath and tape that on his door
*Write a haiku about Beastiality
*Banana Peel
*Write a letter claiming that I am management of the building and that we read the letter and can't hear the music so maybe he has some ear sensitive problem and should consult his doctor
*Write a letter from my attorney General Tee Baggins saying that we will sue him for not liking my music
*Write a letter saying that I will take requests in regards to the music that I'll play. The requests page consists solely of Slayer CD's
*Write a letter in fecal matter saying "I'm Sorry---J/K You Suck"
*Get Wicked Drunk and write one of my undecipherable manifesto's that not even I can comprehend
*I call the Police ON HIM. The charge...He hurt my feelings
*Challenge him to an armwrestling match
*Buy him earplugs
*Play porno's when I leave the condo even LOUDER
*Take a picture of a Dump and put it under his door
*Write a letter on my thoughts on George Bush shoe dodging abilities, should the US bailout GM, the Asian crisis in 97/98, The Office, the guy that guessed the exact amount on The Price is Right, the Letter C, why I think Mike Judge should make more movies and why he should vote for Bob. Then round it out with the chorus to Hip Hop Hooray


We've been Hetfields and McCoys for sometime now.

[yeahwho]

Invite him over and accidentally eat him. Then afterward head over to Dairy Queen and have a Turtle Oreo® with Pecans Blizzard®, it's the Blizzard flavor of the month.

Your gonna love it!

[ms.peachy]

I guess I'm wondering why your immediate choice is to be douchebag, rather than a good neighbour. But I suppose that's just me being a grown-up and all.

[Audio.]

invite him for a beer and play it casual. as he leave blast the mother fucking music.

[Adam]

Its not a unreasonable request.

These days when some head phones are better for hearing music loud and a lot of people have 24 hour life styles, noise disturbance at any time during the day can fuck with your life - it wouldn't be much of a change to keep every1 happy.

Dude, just turn it down - other people gotta live to.

[mikizee]

I concur.

[kaiser soze]

invite him over for some drugs and chicken potpie

[Lyman Zerga]

people with houses dont know how good they got it, i hate loud neigbours and also that i cant be loud

[Echewta]

Cheeseburgers. They aren't just for breakfast anymore.

[b-grrrlie]

Get yourself cordless earphones.

[b-grrrlie]

Cheeseburgers. They aren't just for breakfast anymore.

:D Saw SNL John Belushi last night, did you catch Swedish telly as well?

[Echewta]

I do nothing but watch swedish telly! ;) I didn't watch it but I did have a handful of swedish fish. Assorted of course because the colors do taste different. The green is much better than the red.

Was it the "cheeseburger, cheeseburger" sketch?

[b-grrrlie]

Was it the "cheeseburger, cheeseburger" sketch?
Amongst others, it was a 90 minute special.

[Dorothy Wood]

don't be a dick, loud music when you're trying to sleep or go about your daily business is awful.

sounds like you were playing the music for hours and that really sucks for someone hoping for an end.

I know you're like a "no rules" kinda guy, but you need to grow up and have some respect for other people. turn the music down, you're not 15 anymore. angst at your age is pathetic.

[Rock]

I don't understand why you are being such a dick bag. Just turn it down.

[DIGI]

angst at your age is pathetic.

Holy shit. He's 37!?


Dude, you're not Gonzo and the 70's are over, so keep blaring your music and when the cops come to give you a citation, they just might catch you all skeed up, search your place, and find all of the drugs you brag about doing. That's when the real fear and loathing will begin.

[YoungRemy]

as your lawyer I advise you to turn down your music...

[Guy Incognito]

despite the fact that most of your suggestions for retaliation were genius you just need to turn down your tunes mate

[Planetary]

man, i'd feel like a real moron if i made this thread.

[Waus]

I have no idea what's going on with this guy. He's a married 37 year old in Bangkok who plays Slayer 24 hours and annoys the Finnish missionary down the hall.

Sounds like a story I'd write for school in 4th grade. I say get a new apartment - one with thick walls where you can play music as loud as you want.

[Freebasser]

Jump in your bath with a toaster, or just turn the music down, whatever suits you best.

*devil horns hand gesture*

[Lex Diamonds]

Wait don't you live in Bangkok? Just shoot the bastard!

[Echewta]

So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage
parlours...

[Videodrome]

Banana Peel

[ms.peachy]

So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage
parlours...

Ha, that actually did make me LOL. Mr.p whipped his head around and said "what?" and I couldn't explain.

[b i o n i c]

so what happened bkkb?

[Planetary]

Ha, that actually did make me LOL. Mr.p whipped his head around and said "what?" and I couldn't explain.

what a geek

[ms.peachy]

what a geek

What can I tell you, I was a theater major in NY in the 80s. I have more embarrassing show tunes lodged in my brain than you can imagine. That particular one is indeed special, though.

[Planetary]

What can I tell you, I was a theater major in NY in the 80s. I have more embarrassing show tunes lodged in my brain than you can imagine. That particular one is indeed special, though.

got it.

[Echewta]

How can you not think of Chess when hearing the word Bangkok?

[Nygel]

I guess I'm wondering why your immediate choice is to be douchebag, rather than a good neighbour. But I suppose that's just me being a grown-up and all.

yep.

i've recently had to deal with loud ass fucking neighbors. the guy in teh apartment below me is this quiet guy who hasnt said shit or made any noise. sometimes i was like 'man, i hope im not loud cuz hes a good neighbor and i'd hate to be a dick'. i came home from xmas break to find he decided to start a shitty fucking band. and practiced 12 HOURS STRAIGHT. persistent fucker (too bad they suck). then suddenly it stopped. maybe they died. i'll alert the authorities later.

he also exploded my fucking AC. cuz all of the ones in the building got fucked up and when they like... jumpstarted his water flew out of mine all over the fucking closet its in.