I'm callin em out...

[Lex Diamonds]

...anyone who fuck wit the fam... (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PIIh9arMzqQ)

The following are people on here who I pretty much think are dildos:

laurie_hammy
cmute (or whatever painfully unfunny alias he is right now)
ScarySquirrel
TNLOL
QueenAdrock
DroppinScience
Pres Zount
ToucanSpam

There are probably more but these are the ones that spring to mind. If you're on this list then congrats, you're either incredibly annoying or I hate you (or both).

If you expected to be on here but you're not then all I can say is sorry, you must be even more insignificant than these chumps. Try harder.

[Guy Incognito]

...anyone who fuck wit the fam... (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PIIh9arMzqQ)

The following are people on here who I pretty much think are dildos:

laurie_hammy
cmute (or whatever painfully unfunny alias he is right now)
Scary Squirrel
TNLOL
QueenAdrock
DroppinScience
Pres Zount
ToucanSpam

There are probably more but these are the ones that spring to mind. If you're on this list then congrats, you're either incredibly annoying or I hate you (or both).

If you expected to be on here but you're not then all I can say is sorry, you must be even more insignificant than these chumps. Try harder.

havent you got any work to do?

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah fuckloads, that's why I'm procrastinating so hard. (y)

[Guy Incognito]

Yeah fuckloads, that's why I'm procrastinating so hard. (y)


well dont, that shit will make you go blind

[ScarySquirrel]

I don't have a space in my username. Joke's on you.

[Lex Diamonds]

well dont, that shit will make you go blindThat was shocking. I'm adding you to the list.

[ScarySquirrel]

There - much better.

[Guy Incognito]

That was shocking. I'm adding you to the list.

what list

[Lex Diamonds]

The Poorest Innuendo Awards 2009 shortlist. I know it's still early days but I think you're a strong enough contender to last the distance.

[camo]

Starting in 2009 like the way he means to go on, Ladies and gentleman 'The Padster' :D

This thread has now just reminded me that I've got work tomorrow and I've got to pick up all the procrastinating slack I put in before christmas. Fuuuuuuck :(

[RobMoney$]

5 stars.

I agree with about 90% of your list.
SS has never really bothered me much, but spot on with the rest.

[Guy Incognito]

The Poorest Innuendo Awards 2009 shortlist. I know it's still early days but I think you're a strong enough contender to last the distance.

last the distance.you mean go all the way

[Lex Diamonds]

last the distance.you mean go all the way
Hey there seems to be a secret message in this post... looks like Incognito's trying to tell us something...
last the distance.you mean go all the way

[TurdBerglar]

clean dildos or used dildos?

[Dorothy Wood]

clean dildos or used dildos?


LOL




wait, who's laurie-hammy?

[TurdBerglar]

i mean if you were the dildo of some awesome sultry sexpot, would it be so bad?

[TurdBerglar]

if you were an unused dildo forever sitting all wrapped up in a box still sealed just waiting on the shelf, would that be better than being used? i don't think so. that would a horrible existance. unless your budy dildo that was sitting next to you on this shelf was scooped away by some horny bitch and that horny bitch just so happened to be amy whinehouse. that would leave me, if i were a dildo, hoping and praying that i stay in the confines and safety of my fake cock box.

[Kid Presentable]

i mean if you were the dildo of some awesome sultry sexpot, would it be so bad?

An oyster in the eye is an oyster in the eye.

[TurdBerglar]

but putting an oyster in your eye is entirely different than putting a dildo up your snatch...




why the fuck would you want to put an oyster in your eye for?

[Guy Incognito]

Hey there seems to be a secret message in this post... looks like Incognito's trying to tell us something...

Brilliant.:rolleyes:

you can do better than that, but seriously you should GET ON WITH YOUR WORK.

[DandyFop]

I was recently walking in an area where I've seen a few crazies/crackheads before and my friends and I saw a giant dildo package on the ground. No label or anything, just the plastic that outlined it. It was maybe a foot long, just gigantic.

Surrounding it were what looked to be napkins with shit wiped off on them.

Guess someone had an interesting night.

[Kid Presentable]

I was recently walking in an area where I've seen a few crazies/crackheads before and my friends and I saw a giant dildo package on the ground. No label or anything, just the plastic that outlined it. It was maybe a foot long, just gigantic.

Surrounding it were what looked to be napkins with shit wiped off on them.

Guess someone had an interesting night.

At work in a pub one morning I found a freshly fucked fake anus in the men's room. You've got to be some lazy (or poor if there's a price point issue) fuck to not just buy a rubber pussy and squeeze it extra hard. ha life and art i guess...:D

[Lyman Zerga]

but i like zount and quad!

[Lex Diamonds]

Some dildos are OK I guess. I have this one friend who's a giant dildo and me and him (http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v377/111/56/513156802/n513156802_1588982_7766.jpg) get along just fine.

But the people I listed are all soggy mouldy dildo's belonging to fat old slags.

[b i o n i c]

that picture is hillarious(y)

[jabumbo]

how many of those people still actually post?

[Lex Diamonds]

Their posting less is annoying in itself, as it means supporting artists like camo feel the need to speak up more.

[ToucanSpam]

I'm glad you've invested enough emotion into this relationship.

[Lex Diamonds]

Umm this classes as a relationship to you?

I'm glad you're such an easy target, dork.

[Adam]

haha, is that actually Padster hugging a giant cock?

[Lex Diamonds]

Straight up and down son! You saw it here first, REAL TALK.

[camo]

Their posting less is annoying in itself, as it means supporting artists like camo feel the need to speak up more.

eh?

[Lyman Zerga]

if there will be any better threads in 09 then i dont want to know (no sarcasm but a bit of a homo)

[Guy Incognito]

haha, is that actually Padster hugging a giant cock?

no its just two cocks

[Lex Diamonds]

Wow, that joke's almost as funny as when camo made it in the Family Album.

That thing I said about him applies to you and Adam too, by the way. (y)

[Guy Incognito]

Wow, that joke's almost as funny as when camo made it in the Family Album.

(y)

sorry for not reading all the threads you infest.

[Dorothy Wood]

fisticuffs please.

[Adam]

fisticuffs please.

who is fighting about what?

I just love that padster looks like a giant gay ass dork after making a thread about him masturbating about other giant gay ass dorks

I'm drunk - w00t!

[b i o n i c]

i actually think it requires a man very secure in his manhood to hug an inflatable cock like that. pad gets my vote(y)

[Adam]

i actually think it requires a man very secure in his manhood to hug an inflatable cock like that...

really? tee hee!

[b i o n i c]

i dont see someone like, say, mutey posting pics of himself hugging big ole cocks like that. i DARE you muter!

[Adam]

i dont see someone like, say, mutey posting pics of himself hugging big ole cocks like that. i DARE you muter!

How many people heads as it even entered to think about hugging a giant cock? Never mind going out and actually doing it and then getting a photo to prove it.

[Dorothy Wood]

there are two things you do when you encounter a giant cock.

1. hug it

2. get a photo of you hugging it.


I don't see the problem.

[rirv]

This is bullshit.

[Adam]

^^I've probably lived a sheltered life

When you play yourself as a nightclub groping drug fuel partying sorta guy - hugging a giant cock just tends to skew that view a bit.

[Guy Incognito]

so 44 posts in and pretty much every post has involved talking about cock in some shape or form.
I dont think this was what the cock hugger had in mind when he made this thread

[Adam]

5 stars for the cock thread

like the anti genius-thread.

Man, where is dusty brain these days? What he turn into?

edit: never thought tho, it could be his cock?

[Dorothy Wood]

5 stars for the cock thread

like the anti genius-thread.

Man, where is dusty brain these days? What he turn into?

edit: never thought tho, it could be his cock?


no

[Guy Incognito]

this thread is everything thats good and bad about this board and i hold my hands up for my part in this load of old cock

[The Notorious LOL]

The funniest part is that Ive posted here maybe 10 times in the past six months, and you're sitting around thinking about how much you dislike me. Its flattering.

[Lyman Zerga]

ntlol has reacted.

[Adam]

The funniest part is that Ive posted here maybe 10 times in the past six months, and you're sitting around thinking about how much you dislike me. Its flattering.

It is weird... I mean, I'm here loads and I know to Paddy I'm a whining pussy - its what I do and know best. But I can hardly remember who is who and who said what unless I re-read it so to be noticed is pretty flattering. Good on ya!

[Fern]

You talking about the kid all worng here .. .. ..

[The Notorious LOL]

Considering his e-persona is on some cornball thug tough guy bullshit, it took him long enough to "call out names"...half of which are people he knew either wouldn't bother replying. Clearly the attention whoring is trying to compensate for something he lacks i.e. childhood affection, friends, etc.

Also, stop with the fucking slang you learned in rap. You've probably seen 4 black people in your life, and you cant be spittin "real talk" while you eat digestives and talk about "sport" and the Queen.

[Adam]

Also, stop with the fucking slang you learned in rap...

Don't you know anything - us whites steal everything from blacks - land, natural resources, language, social etiquette...

I'm up in this shit knowing the rules dawg! That is why I roll with the homies and shit.

hehe, I'm street :)

[Pres Zount]

you cant be spittin "real talk" while you eat digestives
Loling so much at this and the rubber anus social status already mentioned.

[Planetary]

"sport"

why the quotation marks?

[Helvete]

why the quotation marks?
Because Padster's idea of "sport" is not what LOL would call a real one.

[Lyman Zerga]

Because Padster's idea of "sport" is not what LOL would call a real one.

but lol doesnt know that blowing up huge dicks is a real sport in some countries

lol is the guilty one! catch him!

[easy 3]

I had my e-persona stolen by gangstas once and it got quite messy for a minute - but that's all in the past.

Padster's just a normal, misunderstood, complicated young guy - it's a white thing - you wouldn't understand.

Obviously, Anyman steps to the fam and gets brock - naturally.

Please note - I haven't got a clue what I'm on about.(y)

[Guy Incognito]

Considering his e-persona is on some cornball thug tough guy bullshit, it took him long enough to "call out names"...half of which are people he knew either wouldn't bother replying. Clearly the attention whoring is trying to compensate for something he lacks i.e. childhood affection, friends, etc.

Also, stop with the fucking slang you learned in rap. You've probably seen 4 black people in your life, and you cant be spittin "real talk" while you eat digestives and talk about "sport" and the Queen.

brilliant post although nobody talks about the queen anymore, he might talk about a queen or be a queen. i think its possible to get cock shaped digestives as well so they would be right up his street.

[Freebasser]

^ Replace the word 'street' with the word 'anus'.

[Guy Incognito]

^ Replace the word 'street' with the word 'anus'.

hahaha(y)

[roosta]

wait, padster's white? :confused:

[Guy Incognito]

wait, padster's white? :confused:

at the risk of repeating myself... hahaha(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

Highlights of my thread so far:

1) Adam/Icognito (is there any difference?) trying to "get tough" and insult me.

2) TNLOL getting his panties in a bunch.

3) Dorothy Wood repping the giant cock hug. You know I was this close to actually putting her on the list but now I see she aint as stupid as she looks. (y)

[Adam]

Highlights of my thread so far:

1) Adam/Icognito (is there any difference?) trying to "get tough" and insult me

que, I think you misunderstood ;)

made me laugh anyway.

[Guy Incognito]

Highlights of my thread so far:

1) Adam/Icognito (is there any difference?) trying to "get tough" and insult me.

2) TNLOL getting his panties in a bunch.

3) Dorothy Wood repping the giant cock hug. You know I was this close to actually putting her on the list but now I see she aint as stupid as she looks. (y)


As far as "getting tough" goes, if you create a thread that has basically ended up as you holding a giant cock whilst calling other people cocks, then basically you deserve to get a load of shit back. I think my signature applies here.

There is a lot of difference between me and Adam, the first difference i can think of is that you spelt Adams name correctly.

[Lex Diamonds]

4) All the closet gays getting hot and bothered about the inflatable wang

[The Notorious LOL]

Its appreciated once again that you ignored mums frantic calls of "PADDY, TIME FOR BANGERS AND MASH!" and made a point to type this list on some bitter ex-wife shit. Im sure you were flushed out head to toe in some outdated multicolored Pelle Pelle jumpsuit which gave you 10+ HP/MP for that extra splash of Hood power. Did you take the extra step of first preparing it on a wordpad document and revising it like a letter to Santa? I'm sure you did!

Shoutouts to Meatball Tits for agreeing with you. Lordy Lordy look whos 40.

[Lex Diamonds]

What's the difference between me and you? I pull off that gangsta shit by flavouring it with irony (a concept way over your shiny dome) whereas you're some tragic bald white guy who thinks he can get away with using phrases like "on some bitter ex-wife shit". Won't you be 40 soon anyway?

[roosta]

I.G. : Ironic Gangsta

[Lex Diamonds]

TNLOL : There's Noone Lamer On Line

[Guy Incognito]

I pull off that gangsta shit

the only thing you have ever pulled off is that inflatable john thomas.

[Lex Diamonds]

Look chump, that picture was as funny as the giant cock joke gets. You're not gonna get any more laughs out of it so just drop it.

[Guy Incognito]

Look chump, that picture was as funny as the giant cock joke gets. You're not gonna get any more laughs out of it so just drop it.

Its the only amusement i get on this board at the minute as its full of lame threads that contain song lyrics, so cock off

[Dorothy Wood]

3) Dorothy Wood repping the giant cock hug. You know I was this close to actually putting her on the list but now I see she aint as stupid as she looks. (y)


I'm putting you on my List now, bitch.



also, guy, really, you need to step it up on the jokes or just don't try. seriously, unfunny.

[Lex Diamonds]

So what's your list then? I don't see a tread.

Don't try biting my style and starting another beef thread, either.

[Dorothy Wood]

The List is ever-changing, The List will never be published. I started it in 2001. it is not a good list.

you can ask if you are on The List, sometimes I will tell you if you're on The List. a lot of times someone will be on The List, then do something awesome and I tell them they are off The List.

honestly, I haven't really kept up with it. it's not written down or anything...just a mental log of people who I think are dildos.

so actually it is you, padster, who is doing the style biting.

[The Notorious LOL]

What's the difference between me and you?

You being a complete douche would be one.


You're snore-worthy, honestly. You never were clever or funny or witty, its just that most of the people who fit that criteria got bored of posting, so the bar is lowered to the lowest common denominator. I clearly managed to build some level of resentment into your psyche where you just had to let your balls drop and type this thread. I am glad to know that while I was not on this board, you were still all worked up.

Anyway, this has lost its novelty so I'm about done. Continue to convince yourself you're the fuckin man by typing threads about it and maybe one day you'll believe it.

[Lyman Zerga]

shit, son.

[RobMoney$]

LOL is so above this internet beef shit.

Acting like you were "away" from the BBMB?
Now that's on some fairytale
"mirror, mirror on the wall, my life is so above you all" type shit, and nobody's buying it trollmaster.
Your grand return just coincidently took place like a day after the thread was made. Coincidence, I think not.
GET OVER YOURSELF.



Anyway, thanks for "coming back" and comfirming douche-bag status for everyone.

[Guy Incognito]

also, guy, really, you need to step it up on the jokes or just don't try. seriously, unfunny.

i'm sorry so miss comedy wood. However, i admit that its not been some of my best work but i am not letting that cocky bugger off with making this thread when he should be fucking studying (which was my original point). I just wanted to piss him off a bit and if that means making bad gags then so be it. What fucking right has he to say who's posts are lame etc. And what right have you to say who's funny and who can post jokes and who cant. I aint postin for approval from any of you fuckers.

You want a joke?:

Bloke walks into a bar:
Barman: That BBMB is shit at the moment isnt it?
Bloke: yes, its full of opinionated twats and bad gags.

ha fucking ha

[Freebasser]

Best thread of 2009.

[RobMoney$]

I aint postin for approval from any of you fuckers.


such bullshit.
Tell us then, what are you posting for?


also, when has this place not been full of opinionated twats and bad gags. That's the hook here, isn't it?

[Guy Incognito]

such bullshit.
Tell us then, what are you posting for?


also, when has this place not been full of opinionated twats and bad gags. That's the hook here, isn't it?

Look mate, i havent actually posted on here that much recently, and only really started again cos that student twat started shooting his mouth off again. This thread has been quite enjoyable but i really dont give a monkeys what people think of me, same as patricia doesnt either. This place used to be full of good discussions about music, funny stuff and interesting debate, as well as bad gags and opinionated twats. And in case you didnt notice, the bad gags bit was aimed at me as much as anyone, I was taking the rizzle out of myself as well as others. I havent taken this thread that seriously, well not as seriously as you. But i certainly dont post in the hope that people agree with me or applaud me. Plus the fact that your questioning what i post for other than approval suggests that approval is the reason that you post, which is pretty fucking sad. And yes, i am probably taking this thread a little too seriously now. I come on here cos its entertaining and if i feel i have something to say i will, no matter what anyone else thinks of it or how unfunny others perceive the posts i make.

[TurdBerglar]

you shitheads are funny sometimes

[Adam]

Best thread of 2009.

gotta agree.

I think I didn't realise this was a serious thread at first. I'm pretty retarded at reading these sort of feelings within fellow board members. Which is why I stopped replying because I don't do serious well...

[Otis Driftwood]

That chick that is constantly complaining takes the cake of course.

[Lyman Zerga]

LOL is so above this internet beef shit.

Acting like you were "away" from the BBMB?
Now that's on some fairytale
"mirror, mirror on the wall, my life is so above you all" type shit, and nobody's buying it trollmaster.
Your grand return just coincidently took place like a day after the thread was made. Coincidence, I think not.
GET OVER YOURSELF.



Anyway, thanks for "coming back" and comfirming douche-bag status for everyone.

well said

[Pres Zount]

You're snore-worthy, honestly. You never were clever or funny or witty, its just that most of the people who fit that criteria got bored of posting, so the bar is lowered to the lowest common denominator.
I like that. It's apt; hence, 'Acting Boss'. Haha.

[Dorothy Wood]

i'm sorry so miss comedy wood. However, i admit that its not been some of my best work but i am not letting that cocky bugger off with making this thread when he should be fucking studying (which was my original point). I just wanted to piss him off a bit and if that means making bad gags then so be it. What fucking right has he to say who's posts are lame etc. And what right have you to say who's funny and who can post jokes and who cant. I aint postin for approval from any of you fuckers.

You want a joke?:

Bloke walks into a bar:
Barman: That BBMB is shit at the moment isnt it?
Bloke: yes, its full of opinionated twats and bad gags.

ha fucking ha


calm down.

[Guy Incognito]

calm down.

Dorothy, you need to step up your replies, if you havent got anything interesting to say then just dont bother, seriously, uninteresting.

[Dorothy Wood]

now you're just embarrassing yourself.

[Guy Incognito]

now you're just embarrassing yourself.

I would only be embarassed if i was speaking to people whose opinion i gave a shit about. Sounds more like you didnt have anything interesting to say, in which case i recommend you dont bother replying next time.

In fact the more i think about it, padster is probably laughing his tiny willy off that people are randomly arguing in this thread and he thinks he is some sort of master mischief maker so i should really stop as well but its the only thing keeping me entertained today so i am not going to.

[Dorothy Wood]

dork.

[Guy Incognito]

dork.

Brilliant

[ericlee]

paddy just learned how to toss bait on the innarwebs.

People are biting it.

Welcome to 1992, dorks.

[ToucanSpam]

This thread is priceless. There's a "who's who" of BBMB alumni in here at each other's throats for no reason. God I love the internet.

[Guy Incognito]

This thread is priceless. There's a "who's who" of BBMB alumni in here at each other's throats for no reason. God I love the internet.

this whole "board status" bollocks is bollocks.

If patricia, dotty plank, that lol geezer or anyone else involved in this thinks they are part of some sort of special crew on here then thats fucking ridiculous, i'm not saying that any of you do but that mr spam's post has spun me out a bit, thats all

[RobMoney$]

AHAHAahhahaaaaaa.

THE CAREBEAR CLIQUE!

[easy 3]

Does anyone know where I can get a copy of the Whitehouse album on 8 track?

[YoungRemy]

I go Pee Pee standing up!~

[Lex Diamonds]

I swear TNLOL used to be more funny and less old. His posts in here are like the internet equivalent of someone's dad trying to join in a game and taking it way too seriously.

[Kid Presentable]

I swear TNLOL used to be more funny and less old. His posts in here are like the internet equivalent of someone's dad trying to join in a game and taking it way too seriously.

Again with the analogs. What does it make you the internet equivalent of?

[Lex Diamonds]

You can't compare shit to me, I'm unique. I'm like the internet equivalent of the K in Scrabble.

[Kid Presentable]

You can't compare shit to me, I'm unique. I'm like the internet equivalent of the K in Scrabble.

I spose on the internet might think you're little unique, although calling people out and talking shit about all and sundry has been done online for years - typically badly as this thread illustrates (remember when it was all I'd do - badly?). And we've all been cocky (lol in the cock thread) 19 year olds. It's fun to laugh at 'old' people when you're barely out of adolescence, I get it.

I hope you're enjoying it either way; it was a genuine question and I appreciate your reply.

[Lex Diamonds]

This is the best thread this shithole has had in months and you're trying to get all serious and shut it down. Damn I guess the old KP really is dead.

Enjoy thinking you're better than me along with all the other haters on here. (y)

[Kid Presentable]

This is the best thread this shithole has had in months and you're trying to get all serious and shut it down. Damn I guess the old KP really is dead.

Enjoy thinking you're better than me along with all the other haters on here. (y)

I don't think I'm better than you; we've all been you. Don't you think you're better than everybody?

You'll snap out of it.

[Lex Diamonds]

Snap out of what? My indifference to this place and the people here? Great, thanks for the heads up.

[Kid Presentable]

Snap out of what? My indifference to this place and the people here? Great, thanks for the heads up.

lol

[Lex Diamonds]

I post on here to kill time and sometimes to check out other people's opinions/perspectives on shit. You on the other hand seem to view this place as some essential social testing ground where you can flex your ego by acting like you know something everyone else doesn't. More power to you, I guess, but I don't get down like that.

[Kid Presentable]

I post on here to kill time and sometimes to check out other people's opinions/perspectives on shit. You on the other hand seem to view this place as some essential social testing ground where you can flex your ego by acting like you know something everyone else doesn't. More power to you, I guess, but I don't get down like that.

Do I? Thanks. I was worried it was because I could never hope to live up to the impossible expectations of my pedigree.

[Lex Diamonds]

Well now you know.

[Kid Presentable]

Good.

[DIGI]

I want to fist fight everyone.

[ToucanSpam]

Hahahaha come on. Is this scripted? It has to be...

[ET]

The only winning move is not to play.

[ericlee]

I want to fist fight everyone.



Oh yeah? Well, my twiki avatar can kick your avatar anyday, sucko!

Put em' up, put em' up!!

[ericlee]

in the gob balls!!

[Guy Incognito]

Again with the analogs.

sorry, i have tried to make sense of this, what do you mean? Genuine question.

[DandyFop]

I can't tell if I am happy or depressed that I just read most of this

[ericlee]

I can't tell if I am happy or depressed that I just read most of this

it's times like this when I wish mckill would reply with a dancing faggot.

[Guy Incognito]

I can't tell if I am happy or depressed that I just read most of this

it's times like this when I wish mckill would reply with a dancing faggot.

Well, personally speaking I am so bored at work, this thread has given me something to occupy my time generally being annoying and making bad jokes.

[Pres Zount]

Come on, some of this is funny. Guy Incognito is SWINGING those fists! One thing I am kind of tired of is people trying to convince me of how low they rate this place - You post here, that's all that matters. So stop telling us your laissez faire reasons.

[Guy Incognito]

Come on, some of this is funny. Guy Incognito is SWINGING those fists! One thing I am kind of tired of is people trying to convince me of how low they rate this place - You post here, that's all that matters. So stop telling us your laissez faire reasons.

not really swinging those fists. I have had a go at a couple of people who had a go at me and padster of course for starting this bloody thing. But to be fair, he can take it and has given it back( with interest if i am honest) but even he's got bored with me and done the sensible thing in ignoring me.
Some people have had a go and then given crap one word answers back and others then decide they are above it all when they cant think of any decent comebacks. I just dont care, Its only a bit of a laugh. But i agree about some peoples attitudes, its like anyone who has posted here saying this thread/board is kak then why bother posting or commenting. Just leave it.

[Pres Zount]

You do realise that right before your final sentence where you agree with me about people pretending they are above the message board, you prove yourself one of them by saying "I just don't care"?

EDIT: Look, I'm not trying to make fun of you here, but if you really didn't care, you'd stop trying to convince us and just keep having a laugh and swinging those fists, right?

[Guy Incognito]

You do realise that right before your final sentence where you agree with me about people pretending they are above the message board, you prove yourself one of them by saying "I just don't care"?

EDIT: Look, I'm not trying to make fun of you here, but if you really didn't care, you'd stop trying to convince us and just keep having a laugh and swinging those fists, right?


I meant i dont care about the quality of my posts/gags not that i dont care what people think. If i think of something to say i will say it.

[roosta]

The only winning move is not to play.

(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

Why does Pres keep saying "swinging those fists"?

Perfect example of why you're on the list right there.

[Dorothy Wood]

it's hard to have a battle of wits with the witless.

[Lex Diamonds]

This isn't a battle of wits. It's a battle of cunts, and it's only for the cuntless. So stay out of it lady.

[skra75]

The only winning move is not to play.

(lb) 100,000 points for Matthew Broderick quote

[Guy Incognito]

(lb) 100,000 points for Matthew Broderick quote

wasnt it the computer that said it.

[kaiser soze]

no

JOSHUA

didn't see you post

damn this thread is harsh

[Guy Incognito]

This isn't a battle of wits. It's a battle of cunts, .


LOL


A cunt-off

[Dorothy Wood]

This isn't a battle of wits. It's a battle of cunts, and it's only for the cuntless. So stay out of it lady.

I had my vagina removed years ago!

I'm not even talking about you, nancy, I'm just making fun of guy

[Lex Diamonds]

Fun? This thread isn't about fun, this is about separating the men from the post-op transsexuals.

[Guy Incognito]

I had my vagina removed years ago!

I'm not even talking about you, nancy, I'm just making fun of guy

well go on then when you gonna start doing that?, to be honest i think i am doing a pretty job of making fun of Guy all by myself

Fun? This thread isn't about fun, this is about separating the men from the post-op transsexuals.

it is fun beacuse of quotes like this. How was the procedure anyway?

[ericlee]

Fun? This thread isn't about fun, this is about separating the men from the post-op transsexuals.



You ain't a man yet though, bwoy. Your balls haven't even dropped yet.

Now go fetch me a beer and a stogie. Pronto!

[Lyman Zerga]

no old saggs should get in here

[beastieboysbaby]

are you serious...you mean i didn't make the list???





:eek::eek::eek:

[RobMoney$]

I meant i dont care about the quality of my posts/gags not that i dont care what people think. If i think of something to say i will say it.


Funny, weren't you denying that you cared what anyone thinks a few pages ago?

[ericlee]

Funny, weren't you denying that you cared what anyone thinks a few pages ago?

Rob's using the ole Rapala spintail there. You may just catch a nibble.

[Guy Incognito]

I meant i dont care about the quality of my posts/gags not that i dont care what people think. If i think of something to say i will say it.

Funny, weren't you denying that you cared what anyone thinks a few pages ago?

you are reading it wrong , which perhaps means i wrote it wrong, i was trying to say to Pres Zount that i was talking about my editing process being fairly non existent and not talking about peoples perceptions.

i took this thread as a laugh a bit like those battle rhymes threads but this time good rhyming skills arent required so padster can join in:p
And as for the bait bollocks, its bollocks

[ericlee]

I'll try using bollocks for bait. Maybe I'll catch a pussyfish like that.

[na§tee]

did you know that peta are trying to rebrand FISH as "sea kittens" (http://www.peta2.com/Sea_Kittens/index.asp) in an effort to make us all think they are adorable creatures not to be eaten?

[Guy Incognito]

I'll try using bollocks for bait. Maybe I'll catch a pussyfish like that.

I did LOL a little bit at that one but my dear, you misunderstand me. What i am trying to say is that i am completely aware of the fact that people are having a go and to keep talking about bait is boring me a bit.

[Dorothy Wood]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP



I don't know why I'm even looking in here, it's like the bermuda triangle

*boycotts thread*

[Guy Incognito]

*boycotts thread*(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm touched that you people feel strongly enough about my thread to boycott it. I didn't even ask for any replies to begin with, I was just telling it like it is.

[Myu-to]

I'm like the internet equivalent of the K in Scrabble.
No, you're more like the internet equivalent of K-Fed.

So, you called me out to tell me that you think that I am a sex toy?

Ummm...ok, that's a little bit creepy there K-Pad, but whatever floats your boat.

NOHOMOZOW!!!

Dandy, please tell Cosmo to stop littering.

Bionic, I'll gladly take a picture with you.

[ericlee]

OH SNAP! Cmute just took this thread to a new level and boybanded it.

[Lex Diamonds]

He basically just arrived at the party after everyone had left, put N*Sync full blast on the stereo and started performing a homemade dance routine to it.

Too little too late. And too gay.

[ET]

(lb) 100,000 points for Matthew Broderick quote

*swish* Doesn't even matter if it's the computer. I'm taking all of those internets.

[ericlee]

He basically just arrived at the party after everyone had left, put N*Sync full blast on the stereo and started performing a homemade dance routine to it.

Too little too late. And too gay.

You see, that's what separates us men from you boys.

A post from cmute is geigh, of course but it's gay in a happy way for all of us MEN to enjoy and laugh.

While you boys think it's gay as in plungers and mason jars up the ass. Or even a game of naked yard darts with yer dormies.

Don't fret though, even if you are worried about the Richard Simmon's type of gay, old Knucks has the biggest crush on ya and trust me, ain't no men round here fuckin' with that burly beard attached to the beast around winter time.

[Lex Diamonds]

Look man I didn't wanna do this but seeing as you insist on being lapdog to the least funny poster of all time...

You are boring as fuck. Ask anybody, no one enjoys your generic music and even more generic life. Taking a picture of yourself in every public toilet you enter doesn't make you a man, it makes you a little girl. So you were in the army like ten years ago, big whoop. You're so over that hill that your old sniper buddies probably couldn't hit you from the top of it.

[Lyman Zerga]

hahahahahaha

[ToucanSpam]

Ericlee isn't boring at all.

[Planetary]

Ericlee isn't boring at all.

coming from toucan 'mr fun' spam. shut your fat mouth

[ToucanSpam]

Yeah, you're really tough. I'm terrified.

[Guy Incognito]

The only winning move is not to play.

no

JOSHUA

didn't see you post

damn this thread is harsh

after the last few posts, these two posts are starting to make more sense, this thread is fucked up but i dont know how to stop this madness, i'd piss on a sparkplug if i thought it'd do any good.

[Lyman Zerga]

a while ago this board was most of the time like this, mainly because of padster and thats why and when i fell in love with him

[ericlee]

Look man I didn't wanna do this but seeing as you insist on being lapdog to the least funny poster of all time...

You are boring as fuck. Ask anybody, no one enjoys your generic music and even more generic life. Taking a picture of yourself in every public toilet you enter doesn't make you a man, it makes you a little girl. So you were in the army like ten years ago, big whoop. You're so over that hill that your old sniper buddies probably couldn't hit you from the top of it.



Oh yeah? Wouldya say this stuff to my face if we ever meet? No, but I would to you.

That means you're a fake ass trash talking faggot. I'm real.

[ericlee]

that was catfish bait btw. Cause paddy's a pussy.

[Kid Presentable]

Look man I didn't wanna do this but seeing as you insist on being lapdog to the least funny poster of all time...

You are boring as fuck. Ask anybody, no one enjoys your generic music and even more generic life. Taking a picture of yourself in every public toilet you enter doesn't make you a man, it makes you a little girl. So you were in the army like ten years ago, big whoop. You're so over that hill that your old sniper buddies probably couldn't hit you from the top of it.

eric is a good dude.

[na§tee]

i gotta stick up for eric too. he's a cool guy. i don't care if i'll be called a chump.
lots of other people on that list are cool too, but eh.. to each their own.. how about those sea kittens?

[ericlee]

he's just baiting.

Funny part is a generic person (wigger) calling me generic.

[Kid Presentable]

Yeah the list was full of good people.

[camo]

I'm just staying the fuck away, well apart from this post now.

[Myu-to]

I'm real.
True that.

K-Pad is a fake ass fuckin' wannabe, K-Fed is actually more real than him.

[Lex Diamonds]

Shut up Mute you're still not funny.

And Eric this isn't real life, it's the internet. In real life you couldn't possibly be as retarded as you come across on here.

[ericlee]

Shut up Mute you're still not funny.

And Eric this isn't real life, it's the internet. In real life you couldn't possibly be as retarded as you come across on here.

retarded is buying a cap and not knowing how to bend the bill for user comfort and blocking the sun.

Retarded is still wearing a cap with the sticker still on it and looking like donald duck is sitting on top of your head only to be a tool for a group of generic people.

Retarded is the person who's done possibly more drugs than I have at his age and I'm like 10 years older than he is.

Spitshine you say? My crew of old and blind snipers would have you around our bivouac with a can of kiwi spitshining the boots of some real working men.

Beer, stogie- now bwoy!!

[Lex Diamonds]

LOL

No one says "stogie" anymore, Grandad. Where are you getting these references from, I haven't said Spitshine for about 2 years?

ps
Extra LOLs for mentioning "user comfort" in your instructions on How To Wear A Hat. (y)

[ericlee]

LOL

No one says "stogie" anymore, Grandad. Where are you getting these references from, I haven't said Spitshine for about 2 years?



Who's in your avatar, dickweed? Good job, numbnuts.

[Lex Diamonds]

What are you, talking in code? I know who's in my avatar, what has that got to do with you being a tedious dunce?

[ericlee]

What are you, talking in code? I know who's in my avatar, what has that got to do with you being a tedious dunce?

within that post alone, you have admitted yourself as being a retard. A social one at that.:)(y)

[ToucanSpam]

retarded is buying a cap and not knowing how to bend the bill for user comfort and blocking the sun.

Retarded is still wearing a cap with the sticker still on it and looking like donald duck is sitting on top of your head only to be a tool for a group of generic people.

Retarded is the person who's done possibly more drugs than I have at his age and I'm like 10 years older than he is.

Spitshine you say? My crew of old and blind snipers would have you around our bivouac with a can of kiwi spitshining the boots of some real working men.

Haha awesome.

Someday Padster will look back on these years and think 'yeah, I was a shithead.' It would be gratifying to see the look on his face when he comes to terms with his youthful idiocy.

[TurdBerglar]

you fucking idiots are like putty

[Dorothy Wood]

you fucking idiots are like putty

the silly kind

[Lex Diamonds]

The homotional kind.

[Lyman Zerga]

leave paddy alone, it's probably not his fault that he is so shit damn gangsta

[Pres Zount]

I think everyone knows that The Padster started this thread solely to get a rise out of people. It doesn't mean that we can't still enjoy calling each other dildos.

[Drederick Tatum]

a lot of people putting a lot of effort into this thread. sad.

[Guy Incognito]

*boycotts thread*

the silly kind

well you folded faster than superman on laundry day

[Guy Incognito]

It doesn't mean that we can't still enjoy calling each other dildos.

only a dildo would say something like that:D

[ericlee]

It's entertaining watching the little faggot take bait and dance around and backpedal with it.

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm the one that's taking bait and backpedalling? That's not how it looks to us non-retarded people.

[ericlee]

gobble gobble chomp chomp

Damn dude, quit making it so obvious.

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm a boring wanker!
I know, tell me about it!

[Planetary]

Yeah, you're really tough. I'm terrified.

i thought you would be :)(y)

[-T-]

Somebody needs to set up BBMB cage fighting.

[Guy Incognito]

its all gone a bit tits up in here hasnt it?

I cant be arsed posting in sure shots thread of the same name but when would you ever use sprouts as bait? Any fish , sorry, sea pussy , stupid enough to eat sprouts deserves to get caught.