Hey Bruce Jenner:

[ampm]

You went downhill ever since you got that chop-shop nose job. Your wife is a plastic fembot. Your stepdaughters are whiny bitches (one's a whore). Your son's sitting in hot tubs with other dudes looking for a "Bromance."
I ate Wheaties, that tasted like cardboard, because of you. You were on CHiPs for christsake - act like it!!!

[DIGI]

Funny stuff, but if you must see the relevant material, 4:10.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BelVL1Eu2eE

[Myu-to]

Spot on ampm, I was thinking the exact same thing. Weird.