i need a vacation

[Bob]

i want to go somewhere, i haven't been away somewhere in ages. i wanna go somewhere sunny, with a beach or a cool pool with sexy women in tiny bathing suits sitting around it like they have in the movies, so i could imagine what it would be like to be able to talk to them about sexy things while hiding my erection behind a mai tai, something like that

but i have nobody to go with, and i don't really want to travel and make arrangements and sightsee or whatever i'm supposed to do on vacation on my own, i have no motivation to do things when i'm by myself, i'd probably end up sitting around in my hotel room or something pointless because that's the kind of thing i do when i have free time and nobody to spend it with (in other words, my free time). i haven't really made any friends around here, it's mostly just acquaintances. certainly nobody i'd want to be bound to for a week, and nobody who'd want to come with me. going places with family is too stressful, i never liked going places with my parents as a kid. even now, i don't even like going home for holidays. i don't want to do that.

maybe i'll just watch a movie about a beach or something, i dunno. but damn, i need to unwind. i am all wound up these days. like a watch, one that just got wound

yeah, this is a pointless thread i guess but sometimes you just need to make threads like that

[cubsfirstplace]

you just need to realign your che

[HEIRESS]

I'll go. let's do this bob.
just to warn you though, I probably wont pick you to be on my team when we play beach volleyball. don't take it too heart.

[Bob]

mmm, that's kind of a dealbreaker actually

[Pres Zount]

Come to Australia! We need the money.

[Schmeltz]

Actually Bob, you should come to Australia. It's awesome here. I'm travelling by myself and yeah it was a bit different at first and I spent the first few days mostly reading and drinking alone in my various rooms, but eventually you meet some cool people (both Aussies and fellow travellers) and it turns into a really great time. And it's really sunny and warm, and pretty much anywhere you go you'll find a pool or beach with multitudes of sexy women in miniscule swimwear. And the best part? They're all Swedish and French girls who hardly speak any English anyways! So you can talk to them freely without feeling like a knob because it's not like they understand you. But all of us speak the universal language of love.

Anyway, come to Oz. It's great.

[Myu-to]

Come to Japan, you will be tall and powerful here.

[Rock]

Go to the carribean. St. Maarten or some shit. But don't go alone. If you do, you will be that guy that e'ry one else makes fun of for trying to get into conversations. Plus, unless you are camping or hiking...i imagine vacations alone are boring.

You could totally crash the DC area and crash in my parents basement! this shit is peeeemp! Pajama Jammy Jam!

[Dorothy Wood]

beebo bobbo, meet me and some lady friends in portland in may. ;)

[trailerprincess]

I heard about this on the radio. Not quite sure you are their typical user base but hey! http://www.holidaysfromhome.co.uk/

[Bob]

Actually Bob, you should come to Australia. It's awesome here. I'm travelling by myself and yeah it was a bit different at first and I spent the first few days mostly reading and drinking alone in my various rooms, but eventually you meet some cool people (both Aussies and fellow travellers) and it turns into a really great time. And it's really sunny and warm, and pretty much anywhere you go you'll find a pool or beach with multitudes of sexy women in miniscule swimwear. And the best part? They're all Swedish and French girls who hardly speak any English anyways! So you can talk to them freely without feeling like a knob because it's not like they understand you. But all of us speak the universal language of love.

Anyway, come to Oz. It's great.

that does sound pretty cool actually. i dunno if i want to do anything international though. not that i'm xenophobic or anything, it's just that travelling is enough of a hassle as it is, but factoring in passports and customs and homeland security and all that and isn't australia full of scorpions or something? i dunno i think something within the USA would be easier, somewhere in california or something. somewhere beachy

[rirv]

I've always fancied going on holiday by myself and spending it in a bar in some foreign city. I'm sure SOMETHING exciting would happen as a result.

[Lyman Zerga]

iraq is like a huge adventurous beach

[trailerprincess]

I'm hoping to do LA and Hawaiii later this year, by myself again but without a broken limb this time.

[Pres Zount]

Actually Bob, California has 100% more Homeland Security than Australia does.

But last week I found a scorpion in my bed crawling on my groin.

It's up to you buddy.

[na§tee]

trailerprincess always gets to go on the most awesome holidays! i'm so jealous! i think she works for the mafia or something ;-)

australia is great but i don't think it will really be in bob's budget. hey, alliteration! something a student's budget.. hmm. i say go to canada. visit airesse and get really drunk. and take pictures and show us. or just go somewhere new in your own country. milk your bbmb contacts yo. i'm planning to do that one day in the states :)

i have five days in... GLASGOW booked! WOOH! really stretching it there! :rolleyes: and a long weekend in oxford or cambridge or somewhere that this theatre production i want to go to is playing (basically picking the nicest theatre/town and having a day trip or two). meh. oh! i'm going to berlin though, hopefully, in the summer and maybe amsterdam.

i want to go away somewhere fancy in the new year though. i'm thinking MOROCCO.

[rirv]

GOING LOCO DOWN IN MOROCCOCOCO.

[mikizee]

come to australia you cunt, its the best fucking country on earth

with logic like that how can you argue

[fucktopgirl]

Man, the west coast is awesome, you have acces to plenty of nice place in your country. JUst do it and don`t bother because you are alone, you will meet people along the way if you open yourself a bit.

[Belt Parkway]

Goddamnit, Bob! Drop your cock and grab your socks and go see the world!

[jabumbo]

I'm hoping to do LA and Hawaiii later this year, by myself again but without a broken limb this time.


take me with, please. i promise to keep your limbs in tact :cool:

[DandyFop]

Dude come to LA! The weather is amazing, we got the beach and of course some amazing comedy shows you'd love. And really it's not that expensive if you know how to do it. You can crash on my couch.

[camo]

If someone here was to seriously put me up and put up with me for a week or two in one of your fancy foreign countries I would definitely come.

[AceFace]

If someone here was to seriously put me up and put up with me for a week or two in one of your fancy foreign countries I would definitely come.
LA would be cool. You could def visit us in VA, but it may not be that exciting.

of course we could take a few mini trips to DC and Williamsburg.

[trailerprincess]

na§tee; less the mafia, more Fox Force Five ;)

[b i o n i c]

iraq is like a huge adventurous beach

lol

[Lex Diamonds]

na§tee; less the mafia, more Fox Force Five ;)
KETCHUP

[DIGI]

Bob,

Go to LA. You and Barb have a lot in common. You'd have fun at the UCB, have a few drinks, and MAYBE get to dip your pen in the company ink. ;)

[DandyFop]

Yeah, my roommate is gay too.

[Praying Mantis]

Head doen to St.Petersberg. Catch some Spring Training baseball. There are some cool bars up and down the Gulf Coast.

[Adam]

I've used the BBMB contacts for a cheap holiday - you should totally do it cus you are popular here to and I bet you'd get some to because every1 will try and hook you up!