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BangkokB
01-16-2009, 12:19 PM
I like to roll the dice in this little game we call life. Gets the heart pumping. Sweaty palms, heart palpitations, endless pacing: That's Living. I call that home

So having said that
I went to get some pages for my tourist visa that's in it's 9th year now at the American Services Consul and some paperwork notarized. That was a dice roll in itself. I can't divulge all the details but it was a dice roll. Hard Eight

Then when I'm leaving I was told I couldn't. Why? You ask. Well because according to some thai lady "angry mob". That's it "Angry Mob" I took a motorcycle taxi ride from someone half drunk there and I didn't wear a helmet--Now the safety police won't let me leave bc "Angry Mob" When I was able to leave there were some towelheads, not saying that in a derogatory way but serious towels around their heads, screaming Thai in a Ron Popeil megaphone about "Destroy America" Now that made me sweat. As Billy Joel says never argue with a Cadi lac ac ac ac ac ac. You ought to know by now. That made me nervous. Bombs and such. There he is--Get him

Then this daytrading came into play and betting the farm. Well, at the rate I'm going I'm gonna have to line up behind Larry Flynt asking for my hand out. But boy does it get the heart pumping.

Ashtray

b i o n i c
01-16-2009, 01:11 PM
i got caught out in haiti without condoms, so i thought... when's the next time i'll get to haiti?

BangkokB
01-16-2009, 01:17 PM
Hey b i o n i c ,

Clean out your PM box

ms.peachy
01-16-2009, 01:25 PM
I went out with a 2.5 year old who was wearing big girl pants and didn't bring a spare change of clothes yesterday. Jesus I tell you, I was terrified.

DandyFop
01-16-2009, 01:42 PM
Wait, peachy, is your little gal 2.5 now? No way

ms.peachy
01-16-2009, 01:44 PM
Wait, peachy, is your little gal 2.5 now? No way

bloody shocking, isn't it

DandyFop
01-16-2009, 01:47 PM
Wow!!! Time is a flyin

Lyman Zerga
01-16-2009, 04:28 PM
i picked up a homeless or homeless looking cat

afterwards my jacket was all smelly and pissy but atleast i could warm that cat for a few minutes

BangkokB
01-16-2009, 06:08 PM
And I bet it tasted good

Lyman Zerga
01-16-2009, 06:14 PM
i actually kissed it like it was one of my own cats, didnt mind the pissed aftertaste at that time

BangkokB
01-16-2009, 06:23 PM
didnt mind the pissed aftertaste at that time
didnt mind the pissed aftertaste at that time
didnt mind the pissed aftertaste at that time
didnt mind the pissed aftertaste at that time
didnt mind the pissed aftertaste at that time
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didnt mind the pissed aftertaste at that time

Lyman Zerga
01-16-2009, 06:26 PM
it was just cat piss and not human piss (i hope)

marsdaddy
01-16-2009, 06:28 PM
I'm a hustler, baby.

BangkokB
01-16-2009, 07:22 PM
H U S T L E R Hustler!

I high risked it and ordered delivery more food than I had cash
My autograph has gotta be worth something. But they told me only if it's on a check