Big Gus
01-19-2009, 03:14 PM
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Hi guys and girls, it's me, Robert Plant of the popular hard rock and blues combo, Led Zeppelin.
Over the decades of our bands success we were dogged by many rumours and scandals. That time John stuck a red snapper up that groupies mimsy, before you knew it, we'd shagged her with a fucking shark! Riding Harley Davidsons through hotel lobbies? It was a Rayleigh Chopper! Throwing televisions out of windows? It was a travel kettle! Those crazy press guys couldn't wait to hype up the legend of Zep and our on the road adventures.
One of the biggest debates has been about the bulge in my tight rock-pants. Is it for real? My meatshank or a millets hiking sock carefully rolled and placed down there? Pure pork sword or a cotton and polyester mix to fool you?
I was always one for the ladies, but was my whole lotta love a whole lotta pant padding?
You decide, kids.
Hi guys and girls, it's me, Robert Plant of the popular hard rock and blues combo, Led Zeppelin.
Over the decades of our bands success we were dogged by many rumours and scandals. That time John stuck a red snapper up that groupies mimsy, before you knew it, we'd shagged her with a fucking shark! Riding Harley Davidsons through hotel lobbies? It was a Rayleigh Chopper! Throwing televisions out of windows? It was a travel kettle! Those crazy press guys couldn't wait to hype up the legend of Zep and our on the road adventures.
One of the biggest debates has been about the bulge in my tight rock-pants. Is it for real? My meatshank or a millets hiking sock carefully rolled and placed down there? Pure pork sword or a cotton and polyester mix to fool you?
I was always one for the ladies, but was my whole lotta love a whole lotta pant padding?
You decide, kids.