If you were gonna lose all your money...

[Helvete]

Say you were being sued for anything up to 20,000 how far would you go to keep your cash? Kill the person suing you? Hide the money so the authorities can't get it and claim you haven't got any? Or hire a really good lawyer and counter sue the ass of the cunt?

I'm not losing my fucking money!

[b-grrrlie]

What fucking money? :( :mad: :(

[Lyman Zerga]

no laywer cause he might cost me 20 thousands

the only real option is to hide the money in the corpse of the person that was going to sue me



so what do i win? 20,000ds in cash or what?

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't do things that make people want to sue me. also, I don't have any money.

uhhh, sooo, I guess I'd just counter sue and represent myself! because, clearly, I am innocent.

[funk63]

Rape and kill the first person you see tomorrow.

[Helvete]

What fucking money? :( :mad: :(

My money!

People aren't being very helpful here. WHERE DA LAWYERS AT?

[King PSYZ]

well I ain't passed the bar, but I can guarantee posting this shit isn't doing you any favors...

[sjp]

fake your own death or put a hit out on them its the only way.

[sjp]

but in reality hire a private investigator to watch and follow the person to find out why the person wants to sue you, and if they have factual reasons to back their case up .

[Fern]

I am currently doing this

[Bob]

when i interned for a judge, we had a divorce case, where there was an $8 million estate, earned by the husband, and he did all sorts of devious shit to keep the wife from getting it

none of it worked, she got half (the good half, the trial judge really went to town)

[Kid Presentable]

Add 20 gs to the mortgage.

[Bob]

Add 20 gs to the mortgage.

the husband tried that, it didn't work (except it was $500,000)

[Kid Presentable]

You do know that you're not wearing any pants, don't you?

[Bob]

they got sued off of me

[Kid Presentable]

Add them to the mortgage

[Bob]

yes hello is this mortgage store? i would like a mortgage on my pants please. hmm? no i don't know what a mortgage is, why do you ask

[Dorothy Wood]

yes hello is this mortgage store? i would like a mortgage on my pants please. hmm? no i don't know what a mortgage is, why do you ask

QFT