It's Time For Fill-In The Blanks Fun!!!

[Myu-to]

Rules:
1. You use someone's acual quote.
2. No altering words, just removing words, and replacing them with blanks.
3. Have fun!

GO!!!
i go to a nearby _________, a place called "charlie's" where there are two guys, charlie and an associate of some sort. the first few times i went, i had charlie, and he gave me a really good _________ for a really good price, which is big for me because i have very _______ _________. and i've been going there for months now, but every time i go lately, i get the other guy, because everyone there waits for charlie, and i'm in the position of either getting the other guy or saying "oh no, i'm also waiting for charlie" and having to awkwardly watch him do ______ while two customers wait for charlie

the other guy is just good enough for me to not want to do that, but he's no charlie

[camo]

i go to a nearby coke den, a place called "charlie's" where there are two guys, charlie and an associate of some sort. the first few times i went, i had charlie, and he gave me a really good sample for a really good price, which is big for me because i have very small nostrils. and i've been going there for months now, but every time i go lately, i get the other guy, because everyone there waits for charlie, and i'm in the position of either getting the other guy or saying "oh no, i'm also waiting for charlie" and having to awkwardly watch him do two coke whores while two customers wait for charlie

the other guy is just good enough for me to not want to do that, but he's no charlie


edit: quote in a min

Are not much fun.

I need mine out but I've been waiting for my __________ to have the time. It's torture. I can't ______ properly and have been jamming down codeine/ibuprofen like crazy for the last two weeks. The ________ told me off and was like, "just eat ____________. here, take some penecillin". Hm.

So, um. Soft (but nutritious) food suggestions please. I've been trying but you can't live off ___________ and soup! Also any kind of pain relief suggestions that don't involve drugs (yeah, I know) cause shit makes me ______________ at work.

[kaiser soze]

I need mine out but I've been waiting for my erection to have the time. It's torture. I can't piss properly and have been jamming down codeine/ibuprofen like crazy for the last two weeks. The prostitute told me off and was like, "just eat shit . here, take some penecillin". Hm.

So, um. Soft (but nutritious) food suggestions please. I've been trying but you can't live off semen and soup! Also any kind of pain relief suggestions that don't involve drugs (yeah, I know) cause shit makes me horny as a mutha at work.