Vince the ShamWow guy,...What say you?

[RobMoney$]

Greatest pitchman of his generation, or complete tool?
You be the judge...


ShamWOW. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8)


and if you call now, within the next 20 minutes cause we can't do this all day,
we'll throw in the SlapChop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs&feature=related) ABSOLUTELY FREE!

[b i o n i c]

i wish vince the sham-wow guy would take over conan's job instead of jimmy fallon (y)

[mathcart]

i wish vince the sham-wow guy would take over conan's job instead of jimmy fallon (y)

:D
Never been tempted to quote someone in my sig before this. I'm really tempted- that's hilarious!
(y)

[TurdBerglar]

he has wonky eyes because he had a stroke


his wonky eyes are what sells his ablilities


i always have to watch the commercial. it fascinates me.

[RobMoney$]

"Made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff"... had me dyin.

[RobMoney$]

Just stumbled onto his wikipedia.
You've gotta read this.

Vince Offer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer)


Offer filed a copyright-infringement suit against Peter and Bobby Farrelly and Twentieth Century Fox, claiming that 14 scenes in There's Something About Mary were taken from his own film.
The Farrelly brothers responded, "We've never heard of him, we've never heard of his movie, and it's all a bunch of baloney."
In addition, Offer sued Anna Nicole Smith for breach of contract, alleging that Smith had agreed to appear in Underground Comedy Movie but backed out, claiming it would hurt her career.
In 2004, Offer, an ex-Scientologist, sued the Church of Scientology, alleging it had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to "write false and malicious reports against him." Offer claimed that the church's action against him caused him to lose a successful business, as many of his employees were Scientologists who quit upon learning of the church's actions. His attorney was Ford Greene.

[Whatitis]

You're gonna love my nuts.






lol

[funk63]

REMIX! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xOA82k2IK4&feature=related)

[YoungRemy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2oVWSfZ9Bk

it's from Vince Offer's Underground Comedy Movie, one of the worst movies ever made...

[Dorothy Wood]

I like him. he seems like a creep, but I enjoy his delivery.

[sjp]

he's no billy mays

[Audio.]

he just reminds me of pop-eye.

[Audio.]

and chris titus

[TurdBerglar]

he's no billy mays

i can't stand that guy!

[funk63]

i can't stand that guy!

That mofo was all over on the Rose Bowl. I wanted to smash my dbox and drop kick the nearest child.

[mikizee]

well, I'm sold now. I want a shamwow.

[Dorothy Wood]

it sells itself really ^



I hate billy mays, he seems like he's yelling and exasperated all the time, it's not charming. he's trying to pitch me something, but I feel like I'm being scolded and getting in trouble for not using the product. that doesn't make me want to buy it.

even though I do like oxyclean.

[Myu-to]

It's like deja vu, oh yeah, because I already did this thread last year, and I slap chopped in DW's snuggie thread.

This old news y'all, now it's all about real Amish craftsmanship (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xQtEmISMhQ).

BTW, Vince's sales powers come from his headset, it was given to him by aliens.

[ericlee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2oVWSfZ9Bk

it's from Vince Offer's Underground Comedy Movie, one of the worst movies ever made...

holy crap. I didn't realize he was in it. I bought it in 02, even ordered when I saw the commercial on the tv.

Kicked myself in the ass afterwards. It had some funny parts but not that funny.

[Fern]

If you look under the little piece of carpet that he pours the soda on, it is oozing out of the front in one frame, and before he puts the shamwow on it, it is not pouring out the front. Shanagans!!!!

[jabumbo]

i think the shamwow is a bit of a sham, but i would kill for a slap chop


i don't want to live a boring life anymore, vince!

[YoungRemy]

holy crap. I didn't realize he was in it. I bought it in 02, even ordered when I saw the commercial on the tv.

Kicked myself in the ass afterwards. It had some funny parts but not that funny.

he wrote, edited, starred, and directed it...

and distributed it with his infomercial funds

Although the film was released and screened in 1999, Offer was ruined financially by 2002 and home video distribution plans were shelved. Offer, who had previously been a successful vegetable chopper salesman and businessman, resumed selling vegetable choppers at swap meets in order to support himself and raise money to complete his film project.[2] Within a few months, he had earned enough to resume production, and the movie was finally completed, released, and marketed entirely on late-night infomercials which Offer funded with his earnings from the swap meet vegetable chopper sales. The film has sold in excess of 100,000 copies and Offer has used the proceeds from sales to file a lawsuit against the Church of Scientology.

[DIGI]

BTW, Vince's sales powers come from his headset, it was given to him by aliens.

No they weren't.

[Fern]

It's like deja vu, oh yeah, because I already did this thread last year, and I slap chopped in DW's snuggie thread.

This old news y'all, now it's all about real Amish craftsmanship (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xQtEmISMhQ).

BTW, Vince's sales powers come from his headset, it was given to him by aliens.

they say "Amish" 11 or 12 times in that 30 second slot. If you made a drinking game out of it, you'd be smashed and 12/2 your bottle would be gone.

[RobMoney$]

It's like deja vu, oh yeah, because I already did this thread last year, and I slap chopped in DW's snuggie thread.

This old news y'all, now it's all about real Amish craftsmanship (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xQtEmISMhQ).

BTW, Vince's sales powers come from his headset, it was given to him by aliens.


Now I see why Paddy can't stand you.

[Audio.]

SLAP CHOP FTW

[b i o n i c]

i love that he doesnt even try to not be the sleezy salesman. he barely gets outta bed to sell it, its that good.

[Myu-to]

Now I see why Patty can't stand you.
Gee thanks, now please pass the gravy.