View Full Version : Guidos
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are a plauge on our fair society, especially where I live.
should be shot on sight (http://getoffourisland.com/)
this is not a laughing matter, I am on the front line here.....
funk63
01-28-2009, 06:59 PM
I've never seen one in real life only in the movies, what are they like?
I've never heard of your plight but we have a guy on here called Kenny Guido who was an orange guy from newyork. He's still here but no one can see his posts.
him (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=12041643)
funk63
01-28-2009, 07:08 PM
(n)
should be shot on sight (http://getoffourisland.com/)
Lol that video is pretty funny. Italian people "generally" love to inform you how proud they are to be Italian.
I've never seen one in real life only in the movies, what are they like?
the site will describe properly
funk63
01-28-2009, 07:13 PM
the site will describe properly
Yeah, the do seem pretty douchey. But I think wannabe thugs, and wigger types are more of a plague to society. Where I am atleast.
Yeah, the do seem pretty douchey. But I think wannabe thugs, and wigger types are more of a plague to society. Where I am atleast.
i used to think this way too. Ive come to realize that this is a part of the evolution to the wigger. a much, much worse morphing of the wigger.
b i o n i c
01-28-2009, 07:35 PM
Kenny Guido ... He's still here but no one can see his posts.
i can see 'em
Lyman Zerga
01-28-2009, 07:57 PM
i can see 'em
so you must be the only one not having him on ignore then
:oI've never heard of your plight but we have a guy on here called Kenny Guido who was an orange guy from newyork. He's still here but no one can see his posts.
him (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=12041643)
He lives i guinaland, USA. I am like 10 miles from where that queer lives
Burnout18
01-28-2009, 08:23 PM
North Jersey is just as bad, if not worse then LI. God Speed friend.
North Jersey is just as bad, if not worse then LI. God Speed friend.
I believe it. Makes perfect sense: the worst state having the worst people, the worst of everything. especially with AC in the southern portion of the state? Whoooo-Weee
Burnout18
01-28-2009, 08:30 PM
I believe it. Makes perfect sense: the worst state having the worst people, the worst of everything. especially with AC in the southern portion of the state? Whoooo-Weee
What? No! AC is not stacked with guidos, just up north i find.
And i'd take my state over that eroding island any day of the week.
What? No! AC is not stacked with guidos, just up north i find.
And i'd take my state over that eroding island any day of the week.
I have seen many, many guidos of all ages and hailing from all Italian principalities in AC. Gold chains and all.
Eroding maybe, but your state is corroding. We send our garbage to that dump.
Burnout18
01-28-2009, 08:37 PM
I have seen many, many guidos of all ages and hailing from all Italian principalities in AC. Gold chains and all.
Eroding maybe, but your state is corroding. We send our garbage to that dump.
Actually, from NJ it then heads out to old mine shafts in PA. i see the trash trains late at night sometimes. very cute smell.
Actually, from NJ it then heads out to old mine shafts in PA. i see the trash trains late at night sometimes. very cute smell.
nothings worse than the scent of driving behind a garbage truck ozzing delecitble juices on a hot summers day...
b i o n i c
01-29-2009, 01:54 PM
growing up gotti did it
HEIRESS
01-29-2009, 02:03 PM
I went to catholic school with an Italian kid who`s last name was actually Guido.
ehehehe.
I adore my italian stallion, but mostly I like his momma`s cooking.
yeah they're called ginos here, but they come in all different nationalities etc.
they're a plague on the club district, have been for years. always so predictable with their cliche obnoxious, drunken behaviour, spilling out of the clubs and fighting etc.
YoungRemy
01-29-2009, 10:55 PM
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g245/errol_brownpants/guido12.jpg
Lyman Zerga
01-29-2009, 10:59 PM
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g245/errol_brownpants/guido12.jpg
fail hit!
YoungRemy
01-29-2009, 11:05 PM
guidos in their natural habitat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1sh7KfXw34)
guido gets clowned (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWkKoEF78jo)
they're loathesome people but i kind of wish they'd have picked a word to use other than "guido" seeing as how it's originally quite racist
didn't it used to be "jersey guido"? maybe that was too much for them to remember
We call gangs of the greasiest, Italian guidos "The New Jersy Fistpumpers" (also a name of a rockband band that I had)
Think about how nice that'll look on the back of a satin baseball jacket...
Dorothy Wood
01-30-2009, 02:00 PM
I really don't understand how anybody even thought of that hairstyle. it's so ugly and ridiculous-looking.
Dorothy Wood
01-30-2009, 02:16 PM
whoa! I just turned on the t.v. and the day time version of deal or no deal is on and the first thing I heard was "yeah, take my moms to italy". and the dude playing is a subdued guido. ha! weird.
he's got a quieter version of that spikey style, but his sideburns are definitely shaped and tapered. he's also a little chubby instead of buffed out, and he's not orange. but he was definitely pumping his fists and he's yelling, "baby" a lot.
whoa! I just turned on the t.v. and the day time version of deal or no deal is on and the first thing I heard was "yeah, take my moms to italy". and the dude playing is a subdued guido. ha! weird.
he's got a quieter version of that spikey style, but his sideburns are definitely shaped and tapered. he's also a little chubby instead of buffed out, and he's not orange. but he was definitely pumping his fists and he's yelling, "baby" a lot.
See, that is a guido who somehow married and non-Italian woman. He is attempting to curtail his guido ways, but you know how the old expression goes: you can take the guido out of the Jersey Shore, but you can't take the Jersey Shore out of the guido....
Are there many guidos in Chicago?
YoungRemy
01-30-2009, 02:19 PM
so you must be the only one not having him on ignore then
he has two screen names....
Hi Kenny!
b i o n i c
01-30-2009, 05:40 PM
i couldnt agree with you more, kenny
Dorothy Wood
01-30-2009, 05:41 PM
See, that is a guido who somehow married and non-Italian woman. He is attempting to curtail his guido ways, but you know how the old expression goes: you can take the guido out of the Jersey Shore, but you can't take the Jersey Shore out of the guido....
Are there many guidos in Chicago?
I haven't ever seen a guido in real life. I mean, there are dudes who go tanning and clubbing and wear striped shirts, but that hair and eyebrows thing has not caught on. thank god. high maintenance styles aren't really that popular here.
i couldnt agree with you more, kenny
eh? wtf :confused:
Lyman Zerga
01-30-2009, 06:29 PM
I haven't ever seen a guido in real life. I mean, there are dudes who go tanning and clubbing and wear striped shirts, but that hair and eyebrows thing has not caught on. thank god. high maintenance styles aren't really that popular here.
maybe i hate chicago some less now
here you can choose only from those fags or white gangsta trash which also explains why im still a virgin
funk63
01-30-2009, 07:02 PM
Hey I'm a virgin too.
checkyourprez
01-30-2009, 08:57 PM
whoa! I just turned on the t.v. and the day time version of deal or no deal is on and the first thing I heard was "yeah, take my moms to italy". and the dude playing is a subdued guido. ha! weird.
he's got a quieter version of that spikey style, but his sideburns are definitely shaped and tapered. he's also a little chubby instead of buffed out, and he's not orange. but he was definitely pumping his fists and he's yelling, "baby" a lot.
nothing wrong with shaped or tapered sideburns. in my hey day i had some guido elements working. still do a bit. im italian though, so there ya go.
but you couldnt even put me in the same species as most of those d-bags. half of them probably arent even italian. wannabes and shit.
Italians are the main threat
YoungRemy
01-31-2009, 03:13 PM
i lived with an Italian girl from RONKONKAMA (say it in a thick LonGuyland accent)
her dad was in "Construction" and her little 15 year old brother was a Guido in the making. She went home every weekend to tan in her backyard pool, and used our apartment to tell everyone she lived in Manhattan.
She was a gorgeous, spoiled rotten, self-entitled brat who got everything she wanted from everybody. Me and my other roommate grew tired of her quickly.
She would ask me to help her with her homework, write her papers for her, the whole nine...
Her dog was named Louie, after Louis Vuitton.
My roommate called her Wall Street older sister a Cunt to her face and we all decided it was time to move on...
Dad and little Brother were not happy
I was in Ron-Skank-ama today. What a dump thawt town is
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