Here is something you can't understand...

[Lex Diamonds]

Would you ever take another human life? I don't mean in the impersonal drop a bomb/press a button way I mean face to face.

And if so what would it take? I would probably consider it if somebody had killed/raped any of my family members. Or if they presented an immediate threat to them.

Also if I was at a Christmas party for my wife's big shot LA computer company and it got taken over by terrorists while I was freshening up and I was left on my own against the terrorists with only a vest and a Beretta. Then I would probably break necks and shit.

[Otis Driftwood]

I'd kill all assholes.

[Planetary]

id rather kill than be killed. like if someone was trying to kill me and an opportunity arose id try and take it i think. hard to say though.

[trailerprincess]

I was thinking about this issue just the other night. Only because I was watching 28 Days Later (again) and I was wondering if I could kick zombie arse.

I concluded, probably not.

[Helvete]

Of course I would kill someone, I'd be in the wrong profession if I wasn't prepared to do that. But aside from that, yeah I'd still kill someone without being a soldier. They wouldn't be dead though, just 'missing'. There is a whole lot of countryside, and you can't dig it all up.

[trailerprincess]

Remind me never to accept an invitation for a country walk from you

[Helvete]

Oh, I'd never do that. First, I'd line the boot of the car with plastic. Then I'd smash you, I mean the person, over the back of the head real hard. Probably enough to kill them already, tie them up just in case then sling them in the back. I'd then take a nice long drive somewhere far and remote and go about sanitizing the body, you know, just in case the body ever was to surface again. Now the hard part, burying the thing. It'd probably be best to chop the body up in situ, this would make it easier to bury the smaller pieces. Best to take the time and bury them well. Key thing though, never do this in haste. If you don't pick your spot well, the body will be uncovered by a dog walker in no time. So make sure it's off the beaten track, and any disturbed earth is easily covered with fallen leaves or general scrub and waste.

Now, this will probably take a whole night or the best part of it. Always good to have a little bit of help to speed things a long. Afterwards make sure all clothing and 'tools' are got rid of, especially if you haven't worn any over protection. Now, make it back home without getting pulled over, crashing or caught on any speed cameras.

Deep water is always a good quick option, but you need a boat and also something to weigh the body down. After time, the body will swell up and float and in turn wash up somewhere. It's a little hard finding a boat in the middle of the night on a far away lake, especially without being seen. But it all depends on what you have near you.

So, all in all, if you take the time to think about it and also make sure you are thorough with all that you do. The body won't get found and you'll never hear about it again. Success!

[Videodrome]

forensics would have a field day with the vehicle you used. plus, "a little help" means witnesses. jus sayin'

[Lex Diamonds]

That's a lot of driving around. You're going to need one hell of a good alibi. Failing that, a stolen car.

[Helvete]

Why would they even look in my car? Firstly no body has been found, 2nd I am not a suspect in any disappearance, and 3rd the car has been prepared. It's not like I'd kill anyone that could even be immediately linked to me. Alibi for what? Why would anyone even ask me where I was, and of course I'd have been in bed. It's the middle of a random night! And they'd never even be able to specify 'the night'. No body = no crime, no crime = no motives, no motives = no suspects.

Come on guys!

[easy 3]

I've always thought a big lump of ice would make a good murder weapon - smash someone's head in with a big lump of ice and throw it in a river somewhere - what they going to do? Fingerprint the ocean? You could always eat the body or something to get rid of that minor inconvenience.

That's probably a bit naive and fucked up, but if there's six million ways to die and 50 ways to leave your lover, then that makes me once, twice, three times a lady........ or something?

[funk63]

Yes.

[Lyman Zerga]

im usually pro- life in any kind of way blah blah blah.. but if i saw some idiot torturing an innocent person or animal then i had to kill him/her cause just thinking of that makes my blood boil and i also got a massive sense of justice

[Videodrome]

I've always thought a big lump of ice would make a good murder weapon - smash someone's head in with a big lump of ice and throw it in a river somewhere - what they going to do? Fingerprint the ocean? You could always eat the body or something to get rid of that minor inconvenience.

That's probably a bit naive and fucked up, but if there's six million ways to die and 50 ways to leave your lover, then that makes me once, twice, three times a lady........ or something?

whoa, i give you props on that idea.

[Lex Diamonds]

Why would they even look in my car? Firstly no body has been found, 2nd I am not a suspect in any disappearance, and 3rd the car has been prepared. It's not like I'd kill anyone that could even be immediately linked to me. Alibi for what? Why would anyone even ask me where I was, and of course I'd have been in bed. It's the middle of a random night! And they'd never even be able to specify 'the night'. No body = no crime, no crime = no motives, no motives = no suspects.

Come on guys!
1) If you have a motive, then you have a link to the person. Chances are that link will come up in the investigation.

2) "The night" would be very easy to determine due to the person's sudden disappearance from the face of the earth.

3) Preparing the car in itself creates a trail of evidence, for instance buying the tools, being seen putting things in/taking things out of your car by neighbours.

[rirv]

I think CSI gives police forensics too much credit. It would take months for the backlog of samples to get cleared through the database, plus they run on Windows, not some Minority Report glass touch screen, so they'll probably have lost the DNA evidence by the time they get round to finding you, and besides you'd be in Brazil by then.

[Lex Diamonds]

I disagree. I know a few people doing forensics degrees and the amount of shit they have to learn is amazing, and they do practicals and crime scene recocnstruction tests all the time. The police guys must really know their shit.

[fucktopgirl]

I could kill for my family members and really close friend. I mean if they lives would be in danger , i would try anything to save them and if that mean to kill another human being, well, that would be that.

[Bob]

i could only kill someone if it were absolutely necessary, i mean if it were for a really good reason, like anger or jealousy

[Helvete]

1) If you have a motive, then you have a link to the person. Chances are that link will come up in the investigation.

2) "The night" would be very easy to determine due to the person's sudden disappearance from the face of the earth.

3) Preparing the car in itself creates a trail of evidence, for instance buying the tools, being seen putting things in/taking things out of your car by neighbours.

People go missing all the time, it's not immediately a murder scenario. And sure, motives link people, but you're not going to kill someone the day after a disagreement between you. You suggest a motive, but why not just kill people for fun?

I could go out tomorrow and buy myself a pick axe, a shovel, some plastic sheeting and whatever without being a murder suspect. Unless I ask for a barrel of sulphuric acid aswell, who is going to care? Hell, go to a couple of different hardware stores.

I still think I'd have more chance of getting away with it than you 'popping some caps' in some fool on the street with your non-exist guns.

[Lex Diamonds]

Shooting someone in the face in a bad part of town is a lot easier to get away with than all this sneaking about covering tracks and shit. That's just a fact.

[Schmeltz]

Oh, I'd never do that. First, I'd line the boot of the car with plastic...

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Then when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because there's no good in leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a pissant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don't wanna go sifting through pig shit now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig!"

(y)

[Lyman Zerga]

I'd kill all assholes.

*glues those ass cheeks together*

[Planetary]

would you rather kill someone with a python-whip or a bald eagle's talon?

[rirv]

Does he have hands? Does he have a face? Yes? Then it was not us. .

[Planetary]

id use a rattlesnake whip not a python whip

[Lex Diamonds]

Sorry, that's not one of the two options.

[Kid Presentable]

(y)

"Curry to a pisshead"

[Planetary]

Sorry, that's not one of the two options.

fine then a python whip ffs