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DandyFop
01-29-2009, 03:00 PM
And I am terrible, so help me out here.

I need some names for smoothies that you would find at the zoo. Like animal-name related or whatever, you get the gist.

I'll be sure to credit your name on the side of a mountain after I am rich and famous

camo
01-29-2009, 03:06 PM
Damn this is hard. Well I just bought and innocent Mango and Passion fruit smoothy and all I can think of is a Mango-roo smoothy.

YoungRemy
01-29-2009, 03:07 PM
you mean like a "smoooothie"?- one with Yogurt or Whole Milk

"Funky Monkey"- one with Bananas

go ahead, throw me in the punitentiary

HEIRESS
01-29-2009, 03:08 PM
STRAW"BEAR"Y!

HEIRESS
01-29-2009, 03:11 PM
FELINE LIME!

HEIRESS
01-29-2009, 03:16 PM
APRI"CAT"

Dorothy Wood
01-29-2009, 03:17 PM
Roaring Raspberry (raspberries and hot sauce)

Rumble in the Jungle (the smoothie that makes you poop)

Penguin Party (ice and fish)

Elephant Crunch (Peanuts, vanilla ice cream and mice)

HEIRESS
01-29-2009, 03:20 PM
"ORANGE"UTAN!

camo
01-29-2009, 03:21 PM
APRI"CAT"

nice (y)


Swine-apple

Grrrrrape

MC Moot
01-29-2009, 03:21 PM
Tralfamadorian Treat

or

Caribbean Captivity

or

Passionless Panda

DandyFop
01-29-2009, 03:21 PM
These are good dudes. I guess I am kinda looking for ones that are more specific to species, like wombats or uhhh lemers, or you know, just more random in general.

DO MY WORK FOR ME

YoungRemy
01-29-2009, 03:38 PM
but then they sound like smoothies with wombat juice or lemur guts...

funk63
01-29-2009, 03:41 PM
Llama spit swirl.

HEIRESS
01-29-2009, 03:55 PM
MOOSE JUICE

or

GOOSE JUICE

camo
01-29-2009, 03:57 PM
Hippopatamushed

Adam
01-29-2009, 04:22 PM
b-anaconda-ana

Guy Incognito
01-29-2009, 04:34 PM
b-anaconda-ana

bananaconda?

Knuckles
01-29-2009, 04:37 PM
These are good dudes. I guess I am kinda looking for ones that are more specific to species, like wombats or uhhh lemers, or you know, just more random in general.

DO MY WORK FOR ME

Uh...
Wombaterberry Cherry Delight?

Uh...
Lemurnade Ice?

King PSYZ
01-29-2009, 04:43 PM
Lemurade (Lemon ice smoothie)

Pombat (Pomegranite [SIC] smoothie)

Audio.
01-29-2009, 05:48 PM
Pina Koala (Pina Colada)

Dorothy Wood
01-29-2009, 06:16 PM
Pina Koala (Pina Colada)


winner!

DandyFop
01-29-2009, 06:26 PM
Thanks guys. You are gonna make this joke rad. I think for now I'm going with Pina Koala and Bananaconda but keep em' coming.

I will be coming here for all my future pun joke needs.

Bob
01-29-2009, 06:50 PM
i don't think mangoroo is getting enough appreciation

limenocerous

camo
01-29-2009, 06:52 PM
aww thanks bob (y)

Guy Incognito
01-29-2009, 07:07 PM
limenocerous

(y):D

Bob
01-29-2009, 07:18 PM
of course if you use that one, people might think you're ripping off flight of the conchords

i kind of was actually, i probably wouldn't have thought of it if it weren't for them

kleptomaniac
01-29-2009, 08:25 PM
llamanade!!! :)

Dorothy Wood
01-29-2009, 08:36 PM
Orange-utan

uhh. or just orangutan

Bob
01-29-2009, 08:44 PM
orangutangerine

Audio.
01-30-2009, 06:32 AM
Its so fucking hard to pronounce

rirv
01-30-2009, 06:39 AM
Kangasmoothie?

hellojello
01-30-2009, 06:57 AM
bandifruit

camo
01-30-2009, 07:08 AM
Ocean Spray Crab-berry Crush

Gooseberry Gulp

Pear Pear Bear

A Sloth Dangleberry Delight

St-roooooaaaaarrrrrr-berry Snap

mikizee
01-30-2009, 08:09 AM
fuckin animal drink

thats the best i can do

rirv
01-30-2009, 08:35 AM
Stroarberry is corny but alright. They're all corny I suppose.

on mikizee's theme: tiger piss? monkey spunk? snake oil?

camo
01-30-2009, 10:17 AM
puns usually are (y)

Myu-to
02-01-2009, 07:15 PM
You should call them Zoo-moothies.