women can be so beautiful sometimes

[Bob]

wouldn't it be neat if i were in a position to have sex with them more frequently

the beautiful ones, in particular

yeah, that would do

[Adam]

that reads to me that you just got laid and you want more?

[Audio.]

I smell something literally fishy about this.

[b i o n i c]

what are they the rest of the time?

[Bob]

that reads to me that you just got laid and you want more?

no, not at all, there's just a really hot waitress at this bar i go to, and i got to thinking about how there's probably a man or a woman out there somewhere that's having sex with her, and probably at least a few that have done so in the past and i just have to wonder if they know how lucky they are or if they take it for granted

and then i was looking up pictures of the european loop scarf knot online, because my friend with whom i had gone to the bar had tied his scarf in such a knot, and it reminded me of the scarf thread i'd posted on here a while back, so i googled that, and i noticed that nearly every picture that came up was a picture of a woman which really does make me think that it's a womanly way to tie a scarf but also that many of those women were also quite beautiful and one of those women looked like that waitress and goddamn she's beautiful and i want to put my pointy thing in her squishy thing, but that won't happen because she won't even look at me when she's serving me drinks, which quite honestly is the status quo that i'm most comfortable with but ANYWAY all i'm saying is that in a different life i could possibly have been sleeping with all those beautiful women that i'm noticing suddenly and it's a shame that in this one i'm not

this waitress really is quite a thing though, there literally is not one speck of her being that needs improvement. even the way she ignores me is sexy. it's like she senses the creepy thoughts i have about her and knows not to lead me on, how cool is that???

[Kid Presentable]

no, not at all, there's just a really hot waitress at this bar i go to, and i got to thinking about how there's probably a man or a woman out there somewhere that's having sex with her, and probably at least a few that have done so in the past and i just have to wonder if they know how lucky they are or if they take it for granted

and then i was looking up pictures of the european loop scarf knot online, because my friend with whom i had gone to the bar had tied his scarf in such a knot, and it reminded me of the scarf thread i'd posted on here a while back, so i googled that, and i noticed that nearly every picture that came up was a picture of a woman which really does make me think that it's a womanly way to tie a scarf but also that many of those women were also quite beautiful and one of those women looked like that waitress and goddamn she's beautiful and i want to put my pointy thing in her squishy thing, but that won't happen because she won't even look at me when she's serving me drinks, which quite honestly is the status quo that i'm most comfortable with but ANYWAY all i'm saying is that in a different life i could possibly have been sleeping with all those beautiful women that i'm noticing suddenly and it's a shame that in this one i'm not

this waitress really is quite a thing though, there literally is not one speck of her being that needs improvement. even the way she ignores me is sexy. it's like she senses the creepy thoughts i have about her and knows not to lead me on, how cool is that???

No matter how good she looks, I bet somebody is sick of her shit

[Bob]

No matter how good she looks, I bet somebody is sick of her shit

yeah she probably chews with her mouth open or talks over films or something

[Bob]

still, you probably wouldn't think about it in the middle of a blowjob

[Kid Presentable]

It might help, if a jumpy trigger is your issue.

[Bob]

It might help, if a jumpy trigger is your issue.

you're a mensch

[Kid Presentable]

Thanks.

[taquitos]

FUCKING BITCJHES RUIN YOUR LIFE.

[taquitos]

still, you probably wouldn't think about it in the middle of a blowjob

i think about all kinds of fucked up shit, everything but.

[mikizee]

Dude I walked through one of our major shopping malls today, and because it is so damn hot the girls are wearing next to nothing, so it was wall to wall blond girls with short shorts and small tops, with nice long tanned legs.

I was like thinking 'i want to have sex with you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, and you, you, you, you, you' ad infinitum.

I swear I mentally boned about 300 girls today.

Now I'm heading to a friends pool for a night skinny dip. This heat sucks.

Did I mention this heat sucks (except for the chicks)

[paul jones]

somebody make a documentary on Bob and his quest for pussy now please

[DIGI]

Dude, you're a lawyer. Relax. You'll find some superficial hot bitch and be miserable for the rest of your life soon enough.

[Lyman Zerga]

I smell something literally fishy about this.

joke of the century

[RobMoney$]

Dude, you're a lawyer. Relax. You'll find some superficial hot bitch and be miserable for the rest of your life soon enough.

I think you have to be employed or actually practicing law in order to be able to call yourself a lawyer.



Anyway, I met this girl through a friend's girlfriend recently.
She's not bad looking at all, very nice body, girl next-door type. Seems like a total sweetheart.
She's gainfully employed as a children's guide at the Philadelphia Museum of Art. She's 31 and shares an apt. in Center City with my buddy's girlfriend and they go out socially to bars a lot, so she's not socially retarded or anything.
My buddy's girl told him in confidence she's a virgin and has never had a proper boyfriend in her life and is dying to meet a nice guy.


Swear to God, I asked her if she had a brother named Bob and she did. :eek:

[Bob]

I think you have to be employed or actually practicing law in order to be able to call yourself a lawyer.



Anyway, I met this girl through a friend's girlfriend recently.
She's not bad looking at all, very nice body, girl next-door type. Seems like a total sweetheart.
She's gainfully employed as a children's guide at the Philadelphia Museum of Art. She's 31 and shares an apt. in Center City with my buddy's girlfriend and they go out socially to bars a lot, so she's not socially retarded or anything.
My buddy's girl told him in confidence she's a virgin and has never had a proper boyfriend in her life and is dying to meet a nice guy.


Swear to God, I asked her if she had a brother named Bob and she did. :eek:

oh no, that was me, living my secret life

please don't talk about it anymore

[Adam]

Bob will be doin Ally McBeal soon enough. Cus Real Life is like TV ~ always!

Some of the girls you see everyday will be nymphomaniacs so you could of asked all of them and I'm sure they'd of been action eventually. Its al about the maths*

mathcart maybe be able to do a graph for ya even!?

[jennyb]

somebody make a documentary on Bob and his quest for pussy now please

omg yes (y)

[ET]

Bob and his QUEST for PUSSY

That's just begging to be photoshopped into a movie poster. If Knuckles doesn't do it then I will.

Also, just ask her if she wants to go to a movie sometime. So what if she says no. She seems to be ignoring you anyway. Then ask her if she wants to go to a bar someday. Proceed to laugh loudly and awkwardly before you down the drink you have in your hand and fall off of your chair. See, it's ironic because you're in a bar!

[Bob]

i keep telling you, a documentary about a guy drinking alone and posting on the internet while whining is not as interesting as you think it would be!

i'm not going to ask the waitress out, i don't even want to really, i just think she's hot and i want to feel her up a bit. honestly i'd be more scared of her saying yes than rejecting me because i wouldn't be entirely sure what to do with her

[b i o n i c]

i bet she'd know what to do with you though

[Bob]

snubbing, mostly

[skra75]

i keep telling you, a documentary about a guy drinking alone and posting on the internet while whining is not as interesting as you think it would be!

i'm not going to ask the waitress out, i don't even want to really, i just think she's hot and i want to feel her up a bit. honestly i'd be more scared of her saying yes than rejecting me because i wouldn't be entirely sure what to do with her

if I wasn't so fucking busy sitting at home being a hermit I'd drive up to bean town and be your wingman Bob. I'm confident that I could get you laid - but no guarantees that she will be a keeper. Actually, I can almost guarantee you that she will not be a keeper.

[Bob]

if I wasn't so fucking busy sitting at home being a hermit I'd drive up to bean town and be your wingman Bob. I'm confident that I could get you laid - but no guarantees that she will be a keeper. Actually, I can almost guarantee you that she will not be a keeper.

i'm fine with a not-keeper

[HEIRESS]

Bob's got it bad
so bad
He's hot for not-keeper