Fern
02-01-2009, 08:08 PM
Trust me, I am not much of a gambler, but my father was;
As many of you know, my fater died on April 7th, 2008. Short story: we were on our way to the bar and he had a massive heart attack and he died. He always purchased a shit load of boxes for the Superbowl. He was a bit of a gambler I guess.
We used to frequent a neighborhood tavern where he bought most of his boxes. Fast forward to the begining of US football season: my sister (who is a piece of shit who never worked a day in her life and thinks she is a big deal, now that I think of it, is a fat, non-Italian lesbian guido of sorts) says "oh yeah, i'll take all the boxes'
as of 1 week before the Superbowl, she hasn't paid.
I get a call from the bar owner sayin g that she did not pay.
I go pay the balance (like 1,000) because the boxes are also weekly, so every hit takes away from the total. My father also had a partner who he split boxes with.
Anyways I had 3(s)-0(c) and hit the first quarter!!!!!!
DRINKS AND DRUGS FOR EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
sorry for the rambling and shiity backstory, but I have been drinking all-day
As many of you know, my fater died on April 7th, 2008. Short story: we were on our way to the bar and he had a massive heart attack and he died. He always purchased a shit load of boxes for the Superbowl. He was a bit of a gambler I guess.
We used to frequent a neighborhood tavern where he bought most of his boxes. Fast forward to the begining of US football season: my sister (who is a piece of shit who never worked a day in her life and thinks she is a big deal, now that I think of it, is a fat, non-Italian lesbian guido of sorts) says "oh yeah, i'll take all the boxes'
as of 1 week before the Superbowl, she hasn't paid.
I get a call from the bar owner sayin g that she did not pay.
I go pay the balance (like 1,000) because the boxes are also weekly, so every hit takes away from the total. My father also had a partner who he split boxes with.
Anyways I had 3(s)-0(c) and hit the first quarter!!!!!!
DRINKS AND DRUGS FOR EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
sorry for the rambling and shiity backstory, but I have been drinking all-day